There are countless geniuses in the world of cultivation, but only my junior sister Sha Diao
Chapter 240 No, it’s a sleight of hand fox
have to.
Xiaojiu set off the fire, and in the end, she, a big grievance, had to pay for it.
Ha ha.
Destroy this world.
"What's going on? Did Jiang Chaoxu explode the furnace or did the demons come to steal the house?"
Jiang Chaoxu heard this: "..."
Very good, today is also the day when I want to kill my second senior brother.
They made such a big noise that it was difficult for other senior brothers not to hear it.
Xu Xingmu was the first to run out, holding the sword tightly in his hand, looking around, and his eyes fell on the big black hole on the courtyard wall.
Xu Xingmu: "?"
He walked to the side and touched it, exclaiming: "What a round hole."
"Who did it, the Technique Emperor?"
Gu Xia raised her finger and pointed, with a hint of despair in her voice: "No, it's a sleight of hand fox."
"..."
At this moment, Ye Sui'an and Shen Weixun also walked out of the room.
Everyone looked in the direction of her finger.
I saw that the "culprit" Xiaojiu had fallen asleep comfortably after setting the fire, leaving behind a pile of mess and a confused five-person group.
Gu Xia and several senior brothers looked at each other.
After a long time, Shen Weixun blinked, with a hint of hesitation in his tone: "Little junior sister, has this courtyard wall offended you?"
"Don't accuse me wrongly." Gu Xia spread his hands and said, "Fourth senior brother and I almost left this beautiful world together just now."
Jiang Chaoxu touched his chin and poked around Xiaojiu in confusion: "But having said that, junior sister, this contracted beast of yours should be sleeping for a while."
Gu Xia: "Huh?"
Seeing her confused look, Jiang Chaoxu took the opportunity to stroke a handful of fox fur.
Well, it felt as good as he imagined.
He retracted his hand with satisfaction and explained: "If my guess is correct, plus the pills I lost, Xiaojiu swallowed too much at once, and the spiritual energy in his body is about to overflow."
"Due to the special protection of the body functions of monster beasts, they usually choose to sleep for a period of time, so that they can refine the spiritual energy into their own cultivation."
Upon hearing this, Gu Xia, who was holding a healing pill and planning to feed it, quickly retracted his hand with a clean and neat movement.
Yakult, which was wrapped around her wrist and drooled three thousand feet down, jumped directly into the air and almost fell upside down.
Its nose was almost crooked with anger: "Ahhhhhh Gu Xia——" its lifelong enemy.
Gu Xia patted its head perfunctorily, then reached out and pinched Xiaojiu's big tail, and couldn't help but complain: "Good guy, isn't this a typical full-fed thing?"
"..." Jiang Chaoxu was silent for a few seconds and said honestly: "You can understand it this way."
Gu Xia suddenly remembered something and asked him: "Fourth Senior Brother, how do you know this? Did you read it in the book?"
She herself rarely reads books about monster beasts in this world of cultivation, and this is the first time she has contracted a spirit beast.
To be honest, it was really the first time for a big girl to get into a sedan chair.
Jiang Chaoxu chuckled, and the corners of his lips suddenly curled up slightly. The young man's bright face was particularly dazzling in the sun.
He lowered his head and blinked at Gu Xia, with a clear voice: "Little junior sister, have you forgotten my other identity?"
Another identity?
Gu Xia thought about it and suddenly realized.
She actually forgot that her fourth senior brother had the blood of a shark.
"Tsk." It's no wonder, the relationship is half the same.
Gu Xia looked at Jiang Chaoxu's bright smile and raised his hands to cover his face.
Jiang Chaoxu was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing." Gu Xia explained angrily, "I just accidentally got caught in the eye by your handsomeness."
The Sharman tribe is famous for its beauty and voice. Obviously, her fourth senior brother has inherited these two points perfectly.
Jiang Chaoxu was startled for a moment. This was the first time he heard such an upright speech. After a while, he laughed softly.
As expected, this little junior sister of his has a different brain circuit.
Sure enough, his decision to come to Taiyi Sect was right. At least he lived a warm and happy life here.
"Oh, okay, okay." Ye Sui'an squeezed in with a look of disgust and curled his lips: "I know that Fourth Junior Brother, you are as beautiful as a flower, so hurry up and accept your magical power, and don't discharge it at us ordinary people. .”
Jiang Chaoxu: "..."
He raised his fist with a smile and punched Ye Sui'an without hesitation while he was still beeping.
Grass.
Sure enough, it is not unreasonable for Third Senior Brother to be beaten sometimes.
"Ow—"
Ye Sui'an jumped up behind Gu Xia exaggeratedly, covered his handsome face, and looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law: "Little junior sister, you have to make the decision for the third senior brother."
"I bet a spiritual stone that Jiang Chaoxu is definitely jealous of my handsome face... Look, look, he slapped me in the face again!!"
"..."
Ah this.
Gu Xia looked at him with difficulty, and decided not to use this as a shield: "Fourth Senior Brother, you continue, Junior Sister, I won't disturb you anymore."
Jiang Chaoxu was very cooperative: "Okay."
Ye Sui'an was left alone and messy in the wind. He stretched out his hand towards Gu Xia: "No, little junior sister, don't leave."
"Third Senior Brother's life is also life."
Gu Xia moved to her senior brother and second senior brother who were eating melons side by side, and silently picked up the melons.
Ah, it smells so good——
She waved to Ye Sui'an and smiled brightly: "Come on! You deserve this."
Ye Sui'an: "..."
fall!
Sure enough, these guys don’t have any friendship at all! !
Gu Xia held Xiaojiu in his arms, who had fallen into a puddle of fox cakes. Yakult climbed up next to him at some point and deliberately mischievously put its tail on its nose.
Before Gu Xia had time to persuade, the next second——
"Snapped--"
There was a particularly conspicuous scratch mark on Yakult's black and shiny scales.
Gu Xia calmly swallowed the words he didn't have time to say and thought: Well, the fox's claws are really sharp.
Yakult was dumbfounded. He glanced blankly at Xiaojiu who turned over and continued to sleep soundly, and then looked at his beautiful scales that had been "persecuted".
It immediately made a "ouch" sound and became furious: "What do you mean? What do you mean, you damn tea fox?"
"You're trying to catch my beautiful scales on purpose, right? Just wait and see if I'm bald today and you'll be done with it."
As it spoke, its teeth and claws went into battle, and the whole dragon, no, the whole dragon rushed forward with its teeth and claws open.
"Hey hey hey, stop it, you two-"
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In order to prevent herself from getting a bald fox, Gu Xia held Xiaojiu and raised it above her head. Xu Xingmu, who reacted quickly on the other side, also grabbed Yakult's dragon tail.
The young man tried to comfort him: "Don't be impulsive. It's such a big deal. We don't have to risk our lives."
Yakult stretched out its tail and kicked its claws, cursing: "No, no one can stop me today, this is a life and death situation!"
"Ah, ah, die, you stinky fox——"
"Wow, Jiang Chaoxu, are you finished yet—"
On one side, the two junior brothers and sisters were jumping up and down with spirit beasts, and on the other side was Ye Sui'an, who was running around the yard and was being chased by Jiang Chaoxu.
Shen Weixun: "..." 6.
His eyes were complicated, and he silently moved a step to the side, freeing up the stage for a few people to run around.
Gee.
So in their Taiyi Sect, no one is normal from the time they were passed down from person to spirit beast, right?
……
In the end, Shen Weixun couldn't bear the noise any more, so he simply turned his back on him and grabbed a junior fellow apprentice and threw him out.
"boom--"
His posture was casual and his voice was slightly elongated: "Please calm down for a while."
Ye Sui'an covered the big lump on his head that had just been punched by Jiang Chaoxu, blinked his beautiful phoenix eyes, and squeezed out two tears: "No, senior brother, isn't my life my life?"
"Shut up!"
Xu Xingmu, who was grinning on the other side, interrupted him. He wanted to cover his butt but felt that this gesture was too indecent, so he could only take a breath as if nothing had happened: "I still want to protest, what did I do? I obviously just pulled it. Fight, you threw it out to me no matter what."
He was very wronged.
"Oh." Shen Weixun's voice was gentle and upright, and he said lightly: "I can't help it. If you don't throw me away, who will you throw away? You can't let me throw out my little junior sister."
Gu Xia, who was huddled in the corner with Jiang Chaoxu and acted like a quail: "..."
Thanks for the invitation, please don’t cue, okay?
She didn't want to squat on her butt like the two resentful senior brothers.
Guessing that Jiang Chaoxu had the same idea as her, the two looked at each other in tacit understanding and felt that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time.
"Ah, I suddenly remembered." Jiang Chaoxu raised his hand silently and said in a clearer voice: "Xiao Jiu stole all the pills I practiced. I will go back and practice again now."
"I'm sorry, senior fellow apprentices. Junior brother has to take the first step."
He turned around calmly, turning a blind eye to the duo who were lying on the ground and acting passionately, and sauntered away.
Gu Xia's eyes lit up, what a great opportunity!
She immediately turned to look at Shen Weixun, with a cute look on her face: "Ah, yes, yes, the fourth senior brother reminded me that my pills were also stolen by Xiaojiu."
"First senior brother, second senior brother, and third senior brother, please take your time and play. I will work hard with the fourth senior brother to refine the elixir, and strive to be your strongest support in the next competition."
As she spoke, she quietly moved back and waved to a few people: "Bye bye~"
Xu Xingmu: "..."
Ye Sui'an: "..."
Without the audience, the two brothers who were lying on the ground and performing wildly felt desolate inside.
Wow, these two heartless guys.
After the two of them held their heads in pain for a minute, they looked up and looked at each other in disgust, then jumped apart.
Ye Sui'an also patted his sleeves: "It's so unlucky. How can I be abandoned by my junior sister just by being with you?"
"You guys don't have any shame?" Xu Xingmu rolled his eyes: "It's obviously me who got involved by you, right?"
The atmosphere around the two instantly crackled with sparks, hurting each other.
"If you hadn't offended Senior Brother, I wouldn't have been thrown out."
"Hey, hey, doesn't your conscience hurt? It was your rudeness that offended Fourth Junior Brother first, okay?"
At this moment, it was like the famous scene of chicken bickering in elementary school.
Shen Weixun on the side: "..."
Enough, he really said enough.
Whichever of the two junior brothers wanted it, his head hurt from the quarrel.
So Shen Weixun also turned around and left, leaving only Ye Sui'an and Xu Xingmu who were still staring at each other.
It happened to be a coincidence that the courtyard wall that Xiaojiu had penetrated with a ball of fire just happened to be next to the Ling Jian Sect.
As soon as Yu Heng walked to his sect's residence, he saw a big hole in the wall.
Yu Heng: "?" What happened during his absence?
But no matter what, this kind of naked provocation must not be tolerated!
Yu Heng rushed towards the opposite side with a swish, staring blankly at the two people who were quarreling.
Xu Xingmu: "? What for?"
Ye Sui'an also looked sideways: "Why were you impressed by the grace of our competition just now? You even came to our yard to watch."
"..." Yu Heng: "If you are sick, go see me. Don't go crazy with me."
He took a deep breath and tried his best to tell himself that he had just taken their poisonous elixir yesterday and that he must not fall out now. He could just bear it.
"I just came to ask." Yu Heng pointed at the big hole in the wall and said with a smile: "Who made that big hole? Are you so eager to fight with me?"
Big hole?
What big hole? !
Only then did the two of them remember why they came out of the room. It seemed, it seemed, that the junior sister's spirit beast had set fire to the wall?
Ye Sui'an glanced over hesitantly, then looked at Xu Xingmu who was looking up at the sky. He immediately performed a one-second face change: "Ah haha, what what? What did you say?"
"Give me a hug. It's windy today and I can't hear you clearly. We are destined to meet again."
He ran away as soon as he said these words, and Xu Xingmu quickly followed behind him.
Yu Heng was left standing there with a confused look on his face and a messy look on his face.
Damn you, didn’t you listen to what the fourth junior brother said just now?
They have to pay compensation for damaging the yard. Now they are the only two left. What if the elders find out later?
When will you not run at this time?
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’damn Taiyizong’s, oh’s’ssof..,’sdamn Taiyizong.I’ll.I’ll. I’m going to fight to the death!’
Yu Heng looked up to the sky and screamed, feeling that his head was buzzing with anger from the two of them.
He's so stupid, really.
Why would he come here to be humiliated again when he could guess it with his toes?
Xie Baiyi, who was not far behind him, looked at his junior brother who was scratching the wall angrily and sighed silently.
He always felt that his junior brother might go crazy before the game was over.
Is this the Taiyi Sect's tactic of subduing the enemy without fighting?
I have to say, it’s really high.
He walked towards his room. Cen Huan beside him was still watching the show with his face held in his hands. When he saw that he was about to leave, he subconsciously asked: "Senior brother, you are just leaving. I don't care about you, junior brother."
Xie Baiyi's voice was cold and indifferent, and he kept moving his feet: "It's okay. He just ran away from home because he was so angry. It's better to let him sober up outside."
Maybe the next day I won’t have a low IQ?
Cen Huan snorted, thought about it, and felt that what he said made sense.
She was about to step forward to comfort Yu Heng, when an elder happened to pass by outside. He poked his head straight out of the hole, and said in a confused tone: "I remember that this door was not here at the beginning."
Cen Huan's footsteps suddenly froze on the spot and stepped back a little.
emm can't see her, can't see her.
But then again, she didn't punch through the wall, so why is she so guilty?
"..."
The elder rubbed his eyes, as if he had seen something unbelievable, and his old face that was originally smiling retracted in an instant.
He was so angry that he immediately became furious: "Who did it? Who did this? Get out of here."
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