There are countless geniuses in the world of cultivation, but only my junior sister Sha Diao

"Look, the elder's body has been struck by junior sister's lightning!"

"I can smell it all up my nose."

Elder Zhong Yi: "..."

Gu Xia: "..."

The other three senior brothers: "..."

No, you guys really don’t get any beatings in vain, right?

I earned it all.

"Okay." Elder Zhong Yi's nose twitched twice, and he felt it was unbearable and waved his hand: "Let's just come here today."

"You can go do what you like and don't get in the way."

"Okay, don't worry."

The five-person group immediately left happily as their ears suddenly became clear after listening to the fairy music.

The gesture of leaving in a hurry, as if he was afraid that he would regret it if he was a second too late.

Elder Zhong Yi was too lazy to pay attention to these nervous guys.

Anyway, if the monk can run away then, he will not be able to run away from the temple.

He just wants to go back and sort out his image now!

For a while, the two sides reluctantly reached a consensus.

……

In the next half month, none of them could escape. They just punched in every day and went to get beaten on time.

Gu Xiasheng lay on the ground helplessly, with a sad expression: "Why? Why are we always the ones getting hurt?!"

"Oh haha, ho ho ho, come on, come and hit me." Xu Xingmu was already starting to go crazy.

"Tsk." Ye Sui'an gave him a confused look: "This is the first time I have heard such an unreasonable request."

Jiang Chaoxu waved the jade talisman in his hand, with a smile on his lips: "Don't worry, other direct descendants are also with us."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yi Ling's voice came from the jade talisman crying for his father and mother: "Ah ah ah Gu Xia, Daddy, I can't stand it anymore, come and blow up our trial peak!!"

"Do you know how I came here these days? Half a month, a whole half month, I got up earlier than a chicken and went to bed later than a dog to learn new talisman painting techniques."

"Hahahaha, give me a pen, and I can overturn the entire world of cultivation right now..."

Gee.

Gu Xia: "...are you okay?"

Jiang Chaoxu: "It sounds like my mental state is not very stable."

It seems that they are not the only ones, but the lives of other direct descendants are also very chaotic these days.

"No! It's not good at all!!" Yi Ling screamed, his eyes dull: "Gu Xia, how about you come and blow up our trial peak? Or you can sneak attack our elders."

Gu Xia: "..."

Thank you so much for looking up to me.

You are really filial to your parents for their age. This is the first time I have seen someone actively asking to blow up my clan.

This level of irrationality is comparable to that of the abnormal Xu Xingmu just now.

She spoke in a calm tone, and said, "It's not good, it's not good at all."

"Friend, you overestimate me. If I had the ability, I wouldn't have been beaten so badly, right?"

"It's just as miserable as if you were a person in the world. Brother, just ask for your blessings."

Listening to her inexplicably sad words, Yi Ling was speechless: "Gu Xia, are you too real?"

"Do not."

Gu Xia said seriously: "You don't understand. If I really do this, I think I may be raped by senior brother later."

As she spoke, she secretly rubbed her eyes and glanced sideways at the senior brother who was already eager to draw the sword at some point.

Shen Weixun smiled gently: "Junior sister, you can't."

Gu Xia: "...I understand."

Her face was expressionless: "Senior brother, don't worry, I was just joking, how could your junior sister do such a damaging thing?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard!"

Yi Ling, who had been hopeless just now, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Gu Xia, you are so miserable, really."

Gu Xia humbly asked: "What should I say?"

Yi Ling: "The youngest one among us is the group favorite, you know the group favorite? Look at my senior brother, he will support me in whatever I do... Oh, let me go!"

"Who? Who hit me?!"

Gu Xia raised her eyebrows slightly, extremely curious.

What's going on here?

next second.

Li Tingyun's cool voice sounded: "The group's favorite, right? I will support you in whatever you do, right?"

"Come on, come on, come here. I must let you know why the flowers are so red today."

Yi Ling: "..."

It's over.

He sounded frightened and tried to ask for help: "Gu Xia, please find a way to help, otherwise I will be finished today!"

As soon as he said these words, Li Tingyun's calm eyes moved to the still flashing jade talisman, and he said coolly: "Oh? Gu Xia, are you misleading my junior brother again?"

"No, no, you misunderstood." Gu Xia hung up decisively and refused to communicate: "It's nothing."

She acted swiftly and unilaterally, cutting off the communication before anyone could react.

The dumbfounded Yi Ling was left alone to face his senior brother's "nuclear and kind" smile.

"Ahhhhhh Gu Xia, I'm going to break up our relationship with you. Did you hear that we're breaking up our relationship? I'm not kidding!!"

*

Time passed by and it was finally the day when the sect’s qualifying competition was about to begin.

Gu Xia used the excuse to study new elixir recipes and finally slept for the first time in half a month.

Speaking of which, the wisdom of the seniors is really great, and the focus of Gu Xia's attention is also really strange. People studied the elixirs in ancient books and they are all good elixirs.

When she comes here, she only likes to pay attention to those inferior underworld elixirs.

Gu Xia yawned lazily while controlling the spiritual power in her hands to avoid accidentally popping popcorn for her.

Next comes the heat, condensing the elixir... and finally the elixir is completed.

Gu Xia really likes alchemy, and she doesn't find it boring. She can find fun even if it's a commonplace thing.

When a hint of the fragrance of the elixir came out of the furnace, Gu Xia slowly gathered her spiritual power and opened the lid to take a look.

Oh wow.

A pile of round and round pills were lying quietly inside.

The fragrance of the elixir in the air became stronger and stronger.

What is worth mentioning here is that since Gu Xia started researching unconventional elixir recipes, the elixirs she concocted have made a qualitative leap.

In Jiang Chaoxu's words, her elixir can only be viewed from a distance but cannot be desecrated.

Because her elixir looks human-like, the fragrance is really fragrant, and the effect is really good, but there is only one thing I must mention.

——That is, the color of the person who eats it will change.

Yes, you guessed it right.

There will be colors such as colorful black and gaudy blue.

When several senior brothers tried it for the first time, according to other sword training disciples:

burst! A large chameleon suddenly appeared inside Taiyi Sect! ! !

He can still speak other people's words, and he is always infiltrating people.

Jiang Chaoxu still can't figure this out.

He even practiced it once according to the steps on the elixir prescription as if he didn't believe in evil.

There is no situation like that of the little junior sister?

I don't understand, my head hurts.

Since then, several senior brothers have stayed away from the new types of elixirs refined by Gu Xia.

Gu Xia stretched out her hand to fan her nose a few times and muttered: "What? Are they exaggerating?"

She thinks it's quite useful.

There are many types of elixirs in this pot, including the voice-changing elixir, which can be transformed into a lolita voice and the voice of a sister after being eaten, and the alienation elixir, which can temporarily appear some characteristics of certain monsters to deceive people...

Anyway, no matter what kind of mess it is, it has everything, but the main one is one with great effects.

It happened that several senior brothers who had just experienced ruthless beatings came smelling the smell.

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