Natural Disaster: My Portable Farm in the End of the World
Chapter 46 Cockroach? That's a helicopter!
After hearing each other's question, the two people replied to each other in unison.
"Who called you?"
"It should be fine, geese are omnivorous."
The two of them were silent for a few seconds, and then there was another tacit understanding.
"You speak first"
"You speak first"
"........."
"........."
Xiang Chi endured it for a long time, but couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing.
Xu Ge couldn't help but laugh too.
After laughing for a while, Xiang Chi took a breath and asked Xu Ge who called Xu Ge so mysteriously.
Xu Ge: "It's Xiao Wu. He told me that he will return to Dan City in a few days."
Xiang Chi: "Xiao Wu? Didn't he go on a mission? So soon...?"
Halfway through Xiang Chi's words, he felt something was wrong. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at Xu Ge.
Xu Ge nodded affirmatively and asked Xiang Chi eagerly:
"Ah? So fast? And how could Xiao Wu come back? Didn't he go to the Northwest before..."
"Go inside first and I'll tell you from the beginning."
With that said, Xu Ge pulled Xiang Chi into the house.
In the yard, Ink and Briquettes were fighting again for a bug that appeared out of nowhere.
……
It has been six months since the high temperature hit, and the situation has become increasingly severe. As a last resort, martial law has been implemented in various places.
Since it is a long-term mission, it is also very humane. The opinions of each soldier were solicited so that they could choose the city where they would carry out the mission.
Most of the soldiers chose their hometowns, and Wu Qingyun was no exception.
Although his parents died in a plane crash a few years ago, they left him a house in Dan City, not to mention Xu Ge, who grew up together and was not a brother but was better than a real brother.
So he chose to return to Dan City.
Wu Qingyun was stationed in the northwest. After receiving the task of returning to Dan City, he called Xu Ge without violating discipline. Revealed some tellable news.
In fact, the implementation of military control did not have any impact on Xiang Chi and Xu Ge, and it did have a good impact. But for the criminal gangs that are now rampant, it is a devastating blow.
After tidying up, the sun has risen very high. The temperature increased visibly. Just after seven in the morning, it was already over thirty-five degrees Celsius.
After half a year of high temperatures, people now seem to have adapted to it. They don’t feel hot anymore when it’s over 30 degrees Celsius, and they don’t even need to turn on the air conditioner to cool down.
Xiang Chi walked into the bathroom and started to sleep, thinking about squatting on the toilet. Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened the toilet seat, I was attacked by a flying cockroach.
To Xiang Chi, this was a critical hit with ten times the damage. Xiang Chi's blood tank was immediately emptied.
With a scream, Xiang Chi jumped out of the bathroom in two steps, not forgetting to close the bathroom door when he came out.
"Clang..."
Xu Ge was leaning on the bedside, reading news, when the sound of the slamming door startled him. As soon as I raised my head, I felt a person flying past me.
Taking another look, who else could it be if it wasn't Xiang Chi?
"how……"
Before Xu Ge could finish asking, Xiang Chi began to tremble:
"Old...old...husband! There are...there are cockroaches in the bathroom!!!! The kind that can...can...can...fly...! Woohoo... think quickly... think... Find a way quickly! Kill it!!"
Xu Ge looked at Chi and was so frightened that he quickly got up from the bed.
"Okay, don't be afraid, I'll kill it."
After saying that, he walked a few steps quickly and knocked on the bathroom door.
Unexpectedly, after scoring twice, the cockroach flew towards Xu Ge's face as soon as he opened the door.
"Fuck!"
Xu Ge, who had always been calm, couldn't hold back the curse words, let alone Xiang Chi.
Xu Ge felt a gust of wind blowing behind his neck. When he turned around, there was no one else in the room except him...
Oh, and there is a cockroach...(〒_〒)
The screams are getting further and further away...
When Xiang's father, Xiang's mother and Xu's mother heard the noise, they all ran out to see what was going on.
When Xiang Ma heard Xu Geyi say it was a cockroach, she thought Xiang Chi was making a fuss.
Xiang Ma: "Xiao Chi is just too afraid of bugs. What's there to be afraid of? Just kill them and that's it."
It was a coincidence that as I was talking, the big cockroach flew towards my mother.
Xiang Ma: "Oh my God, how can this cockroach fly! It's too big!"
While hiding from Xiang’s mother, she said to Xiang’s father:
"Old man! Take out the pesticide quickly! Oh my god! It's flying over!!"
Xiang’s father, Xiang’s mother, and Xu’s mother, Xu’s mother, were both born and raised in the north. How could they have seen such a big cockroach, let alone one that could fly!
Suddenly the house was in a state of chaos and screams were heard one after another.
Xu Ge was still more powerful at this time. He saw an opportunity and slapped the cockroach that fell on the ground to pieces with a flick of his slipper. It couldn't die anymore.
Suddenly there was another "clang" sound, and Xiang Chi rushed in with briquettes in his arms. He was still shouting:
"Get out of the way! I've brought reinforcements!"
Coal Balls, who was happily fighting for bugs with Mo Zhi, was picked up by Xiang Chi and carried into the house before he could react. He was still in a dazed state.
"Gah..."
Seeing several old people staring at the slippers held by Xu Ge, Xiang Chi pointed at the slippers with trembling hands and said:
"No way……"
Xu Ge had a smile in his eyes, deliberately teasing Xiang Chi.
"He's been beaten to death. If you don't believe it, just look..."
As he spoke, he gestured and handed the slippers in his hand to Chi.
Xiang Chi was so disgusted that he pushed the briquettes forward, huddled behind Goose, and shook his head crazily.
"No, no, no, no, just take a look at the briquettes..."
Briquettes: "???"
Finally, at Xiang Chi's strong request, Xu Ge threw the slippers into the trash can, cleaned up the cockroach corpses, and sprayed disinfectant three times on the ground.
Finally, after all the hard work, it was almost noon. Xiang Chi and Xu Ge were lying on the bed chatting.
He touched the hairs that were still standing and complained to Chi:
"That cockroach must be too big. The most amazing thing is that it can fly!!! Is that a helicopter?"
Xu Ge couldn't stop laughing at Xiang Chi's description.
Xu Ge: "Helicopter? Hahahahaha, this metaphor is very appropriate. But it is indeed abnormal. Cockroaches like this are generally not common in the north. They are more common in the south."
Xiang Chi: "Isn't that right? Could it be that the hot weather migrated from the south? I feel like I was scared out of my mind today. If I do it again, I will fall to the ground..."
Everyone has something they are particularly afraid of. Xiang Chi is not afraid of anything else. She is not afraid of snakes, mice, geckos, or even spiders. She is just afraid of these bugs.
Xu Ge: "There are indeed an unusually large number of mosquitoes recently. Did you forget about the mosquitoes from the past few days? I bit dad's legs several times."
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