It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

You Li was led by Bo Ye and fell directly onto the bed, with her pajamas right at her hand.

She bought two sets of couple's pajamas, usually one black and one white. She told the store clerk that they were for two men.

The clerk explained it clearly and bought her two more sets. They were both black, with good materials and simple styles.

At that time, she compared her pajamas with her. They didn't have any patterns, and the pajamas definitely didn't have any patterns either...

Damn it, why are there patterns under the waistband?

You Li pulled his pajamas flat and saw a very beautiful hand. It looked like a man's hand.

The black satin pajamas made that hand look very sexy.

The phalanges are distinct, and the veins on the back of the hand are slightly raised, showing that the grip is neither light nor heavy, but just the right amount of force.

grab what?

You Li's mind went crazy, what did she buy?

Do these clerks not understand?

She already said it was two men, why did they bring her such an exciting thing?

"Is this also wrong?" Bo Ye asked with a smile.

"This is correct, but I really didn't know there were hands on the pants. The design is too fucked up."

Youliang is speechless. Which fairy brother or sister designed this?

You Li's face was slightly red, not very obvious, but very attractive.

There was a look of endearment in Bo Ye's smiling eyes. He knew the little waste's confused temperament and didn't pay attention at all.

If he really understood this, he wouldn't just let him kiss her.

"Where's the phone case? That must be a serious... it should be a serious couple's phone case."

In view of the previous two, You Li doesn't dare to say anything for sure now.

She was about to get up as she spoke, but realized that she was being restrained by Bo Yeban.

"No, it's also something for serious couples." After Bo Ye said this, Youliang wanted to kick him.

What does it mean to be an unruly couple who deliberately confuses her meaning?

She remembers the phone case as... what is it?

At that time, she was picking and choosing, and she got tired of choosing, so she finally bought whatever she wanted.

I thought I didn't have the right time to buy one thing, so I bought three.

But she told the clerk that it was for two men, so why did she get something inappropriate?

Youli didn't expect it at all, just because she went to buy couple's supplies.

And she also emphasized that it was for two men, so the clerk brought these to her.

"Show me quickly." You Li pushed Bo Ye, she wanted to see how improper the phone case was.

Bo Ye reached out and took the phone case from the bed and handed it over, "I just said, let's do everything again."

Upon hearing this, Youliang glared at him.

Do it all again?

Let's start with pajama pants...how to get those?

You Li closed his eyes as soon as he looked at the picture on the phone case.

Damn it, I’m not alive anymore!

The high-quality mobile phone case is printed with a man with a great figure, no clothes on his upper body, and very beautiful abdominal muscles.

His hands rested on the edge of the loose trousers waistband, and then due to the weight of his hands, the trousers waistband pulled down...

"If you didn't look carefully, look again." Bo Ye scratched her free eyelashes with her fingers and said in a deep voice.

"Don't look, I can see clearly." You Li's voice was a little muffled.

The store clerk also told her that many couples buy these things and there is nothing to be embarrassed about.

I really admire those men. They use these things every day. How are their waists? still there?

What kind of man can tolerate using these things every day for excitement?

"Whose hand is that? Yours or mine?" Bo Ye asked.

When he thought of doing everything Bo Ye said, You Li immediately replied, "What's yours must be yours."

It wouldn't be hers anyway, and she wouldn't do it for him.

"That's yours. The hand on my pants is yours." Bo Ye said hoarsely, emphasizing it deliberately.

You Li suddenly opened his eyes, this shameless...

You Liang took another look and saw that it was not her hand.

No, this hand does not belong to the man in the picture, but is stretched out from behind him.

This hand is different from the man's honey-colored skin color, and is whiter.

Youliang suddenly thought of something and picked up another phone case.

Sure enough, what is on this shell is a man who is slightly thinner and makes people feel protective at first sight.

This man has no abdominal muscles, and the hands on the edge of his trousers are honey-colored, and his movements are more powerful.

fuck...

What the hell is this?

The designer is really good at it!

Will this thing sell easily?

She couldn't believe it...

Bo Ye took out the phone case from You Li's hand, threw it on the bed, approached her and asked, "Which one should we start with?"

"I don't want any of them." Youli thought to himself that it would be better to be punished, so as to lie.

"First the water bottle, then the phone case, then the pajamas?"

"Should I start with the phone case, then the pajamas, then the water bottle?"

"Or a cell phone case, pajama pants, and a water bottle throughout the entire journey?"

After Bo Ye finished speaking, Youliang realized that she had followed his words and was still thinking about what each one represented.

Bo Ye, who is so shameless, has done so many kinds of sorting.

Youli pushed Bo Ye, but Bo Ye grabbed his hand and said, "Choose one."

"The most we agreed upon was a kiss..." One kiss

Before You Li could finish her words, she quickly shut up. She promised that after she finished speaking, Bo Ye would definitely say, "Then drink the glass first!"

The water cup is for kissing, right?

"I won't touch you. The pajamas and mobile phone case were all your initiative, and they don't conflict with what was promised." Bo Ye's voice was obviously a little hoarse.

This statement makes so much sense!

Just when Youli wanted to praise Bo Ye, her hand changed position, and it was on the waistband of her pants...

That's a phone case!

At this time, there was no need to worry about getting dressed, so he grabbed Bo Ye's wrist with his free backhand.

Kick on his leg, use the force to push back, and escape from Bo Ye's confinement.

He retreated directly to the edge of the bed, and he would fall if he moved further back.

Bo Ye was startled, not expecting that the little loser would fight with him.

Moreover, he could "escape" easily, so Bo Ye was not in a hurry to go back and arrest anyone.

Lying there on his side, supporting his head with one hand, a smile curled up on his lips, "Who did you learn this from?"

Youli also looked at Bo Ye, he was careless, he shouldn't have agreed to a bad relationship before.

She thought that a kiss would be enough to fool around with her, but talking for a few days would make her feel boring.

But judging from the situation just now, there are so many tricks Bo Ye wants to play with her.

"I won't tell you." You Li said getting out of bed.

Bo Ye, who was still in a lazy posture, stretched out his long legs and wanted to hook his free legs.

You Li grabbed his ankle to hide, but Bo Ye pinched his legs and "caught" him.

You Li was kneeling on the bed. As soon as Bo Ye's legs exerted force, You Li's body leaned forward.

She put her hands on the bed to avoid lying on Bo Ye.

Fuck, this posture...

Bo Ye said in a deep voice, "No need to choose, let's take pajamas first!"

When he finished speaking, the door of the dormitory was kicked open.

The sudden sound startled Yuan Li. Who would dare to kick the door of her dormitory except Bo Ye?

I looked up and saw those people standing at the door. Why were they here?

Look at her and Bo Ye's posture again.

For God's sake, kill her!