"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, come here, here are the mooncakes for you."

Shi Guang took out the [Super Invincible Supreme Five-Ren Mooncake] and handed it to the crazy Taoist.

"Huh? A divine mooncake?"

The crazy Taoist outside the door was very surprised when he saw this. Why is this guy so generous today?

This kind of divine mooncake is available as soon as the time comes, so it’s perfect for giving as a gift.

"sit."

Shi Shi returned to the chair and sat down nonchalantly, making himself a cup of tea.

"When are we going to have a decisive battle?"

"Of course it's night."

As he said that, the crazy Taoist sat next to Shi Guang and drank the tea poured by Shi Guang in a very unceremonious manner.

"It's not even noon, what are you doing here?"

Shi Guang frowned and looked at the crazy Taoist.

When Holy Mother Time was practicing vigorously, a crazy Taoist knocked on the door, which was so disappointing.

It is simply a stumbling block on his way to becoming stronger.

"Let me tell you the process of the evening first..."

The crazy Taoist said with a smile.

"You still follow the procedures for the decisive battle? Shouldn't it be a fight right away?"

Time was stunned for a moment. The "decisive battle" he mentioned was the "decisive battle" in his imagination?

...Imagination of time...

On the top of the imperial city, the crazy Taoist stood at the highest point, and a graceful figure appeared behind him.

The crazy Taoist didn't even look back and said coldly, "Are you here?"

"coming."

The female devil said in the same cold voice.

"You shouldn't have come."

The crazy Taoist held his forehead, shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"But I'm still here!"

The female devil took out her weapon and stood ready.

"Then let's go!"

The crazy Taoist suddenly jumped up and stabbed the female devil with his sword.

"I'll fucking kill you to death!"

"what!"

The female devil fell down at the sound, and the decisive battle ended, cleanly and neatly.

……

In the imagination of time, it seems that there is no process to follow?

When we meet, we have sex, whoever bleeds first is finished.

This is called a decisive battle!

When Shi Guang expressed his thoughts, the crazy Taoist looked at him with disgust.

"Na na na, are you an outsider? What age is this, and the decisive battle is still so old-fashioned?"

"Just tell me how you decided the decisive battle. I'll learn the process."

Seeing this, Shi Guang crossed his legs and started the "learning mode".

"They say it's a decisive battle, you have to declare a challenge!"

As he said this, the crazy Taoist took out a big red wedding invitation... Oh no, it's a challenge!

The crazy Taoist handed the time to Shi Guang in a coaxing manner.

"Come on! Read it out loud! This is called a ritual!"

Shi Guang took the challenge letter which was very festive and had only the word "happy" framed on the envelope with a suspicious look on his face.

Shi Guang looked at the envelope. It had a red background and the word "Challenge" written in hot stamping on the cover page. There was also a small golden flower painted on the side.

How is this a challenge? This appearance is clearly a wedding invitation!

"On the night of the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I sincerely invite the beauty Qing Yan to go to the top of the imperial city for a decisive battle, Taoist Feng Dian?"

After reading this letter of challenge, everyone was dumbfounded.

This is too polite! ?

This is a decisive battle! !

Why does it feel like you're invited to come over and cuddle up? !

Return to Feng Dian Taoist? Why not write about crazy Taoists! is this your name?

This crazy Taoist is a real dog...

This challenge letter full of flaws has made Time speechless.

Unexpectedly, the crazy Taoist didn't say anything when he saw Shi Guang. He thought he was shocked by his own creativity. He smiled slightly, took out an envelope from his arms and handed it to Shi Guang.

"What is this?"

Shi Guang looked at the festive colors and felt like his head was getting bigger.

"This is your invitation to watch the match."

The crazy Taoist said seriously.

"And my invitation letter? Brother, did you make a mistake? Don't be so ceremonial, okay?"

Shi Guang held the big red "spectating invitation" given to him, his hands trembling with anger.

"Don't be excited. This invitation is only for one. No one else wants it, so I'm just inviting you. How about it? Do you want to show me face? Haha!"

The crazy Taoist smiled and patted Shi Guang's shoulder and said proudly.

"Let me tell you, this thing of yours is purely redundant. Why are you doing all this mess?"

Shi Guang threw the envelope on the table and said angrily.

"That's it! Why don't you go to a suburban county to fight the red tape?"

"What the hell do you know? What Qing Yan likes most is my sense of ritual...Back then, she..."

The crazy Taoist talked about all the unbearable youthfulness in the past with a look of aftertaste on his face.

"Huh? Huh! What you said when you stepped on the horse let it slip! Didn't you say you were going to have a decisive battle?"

Time slapped the table and stood up.

"Can you sit down first? She likes my sense of ritual and wants to fight with us. Is there any inevitable relationship between the two?"

The crazy Taoist spread his hands and said with a frown.

"You crazy Taoist, it turns out you are an old licker!"

Time pointed at the crazy Taoist, with a look of deep disgust on his face.

I didn’t expect that the crazy Taoist had such a side...

"What words! What words are this!!"

The crazy Taoist slapped the case and stood up, staring angrily at the time.

"What does it mean to be an old licking dog? Am I very old?!"

"I wiped it? Are you shameless enough to admit it?"

Time is so painful. This crazy Taoist is finished. He is unreliable!

Needless to say tonight, he must have died.

It's not okay to do this...

Time flies, as a friend of the crazy Taoist, he is the next successor of the national master.

He must not be allowed to become a licking dog...

I must save him!

Although there are treasure map fragments as bets, in the eyes of time, those are nothing.

If the crazy Taoist succeeds in licking this, it will be more uncomfortable than killing time...

This does not mean that he is single and makes time uncomfortable! Absolutely not! !

The crazy Taoist must have been seduced by the devil's beauty trap!

As the most powerful person in the imperial city, he made such a stupid mistake. How could he not feel uncomfortable? right?

The wrinkles on this crazy Taoist's face are almost drooping to the ground, and some people are using a beauty trap...

Even though I am so young and handsome, no one wants to seduce me...

But the last person who used a beauty trap on me seemed to be Qingyan, right?

Thinking about it now, Shi Shi was afraid that the crazy Taoist who was behind him and was responsible for protecting him would use his sword to chop everyone present...

And that Qingyan even had to sacrifice his body to deal with a second prince, isn't he just a butcher?

What did the crazy Taoist like about her? Can you confuse him like this?

Shi Guang calmly picked up the challenge letter on the table and glanced at the crazy Taoist.

The crazy Taoist sat upright and explained to himself why others called him Huangcheng Yicao twenty years ago.

Shi Guang wiped his hands on the challenge letter, then stuffed the envelope back and placed it on the table.

"Okay, okay, stop nagging. Apart from these red tapes, is there anything else in your process?"

Time asked with a frown.

"Of course, I haven't arranged the venue yet, so why don't I ask you to help me..."

The crazy Taoist suddenly smiled and looked at the time.

"What help?"

Shi Guang looked at him cautiously. This face was definitely meant to deceive others!

"Well... I have some flower petals here. When I come out... can you help spread them?"

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