Online Games: He is the Fourth Rebellious Boy in Heaven

"This show is too boring..."

Shi Guang watched the show rehearsed by the Eight Immortals and complained quietly.

"As long as you know, there's no need to say it."

Taibai Jinxing glanced at Time.

I saw Zhang Guolao playing the fishing drum rhythmically, Han Xiangzi playing the flute emotionally, and Uncle Cao Guo playing the jade board as the harmony. The musical instruments looked very harmonious, but unfortunately they didn't match at all.

The performance group in front was even more chaotic...

Lu Dongbin's hair was spread out, as if to create a drunken feeling. The male and female swords were flying in the air, "swish, swish, swish"!

Just watching his sword dance has a unique flavor, but coupled with the out of breath Tieguai Li who is leaning on a crutch and swinging a gourd vigorously, the effect of the show is greatly reduced.

Lan Caihe held a flower basket and kept scattering a bunch of pink petals into the sky.

Zhong Liquan held a big cattail leaf fan and fanned it "whooshing". The petals were spread all over the floor, and a few fell on the head of Lu Dongbin, who had disheveled hair. There was no sense of beauty at all.

The strong wind blew Lu Dongbin's long hair directly into his face. He was not a drunkard at all, but he looked a bit down and out...

When Shi Guang saw He Xiangu holding a big lotus pod floating around the stage with small steps, he finally knew where the petals on Zhongli Quan's fan came from.

Did Lan Cai and this guy pick He Xiangu's lotus flowers and scatter them somewhere? !

Seeing the extremely messy performance of the Eight Immortals, Shi Guang couldn't help but shook his head and called it to stop.

"What kind of crappy show is this? Who thought this! It's too bad!"

Taibai Jinxing glared, "Why are you telling the truth?" ? Don’t you care about the world anymore?

Sure enough, after hearing this, the Eight Immortals looked at Shi Guang angrily, especially Lu Dongbin, who came over with a sword and wanted to chop Shi Guang.

I was blackmailed by this kid last time, no matter what, I had to find an opportunity to hit him hard this time.

"There is something easy to say, there is something easy to say..."

Taibai Jinxing quickly stopped Lu Dongbin who was about to burst into flames.

And Shi Guang then said, "Has your program never changed?"

"What are you talking about! Why hasn't it changed?!"

Lu Dongbin shouted loudly.

"Last time it was He Xiangu scattering flowers, blue flowers and curtain call!"

Tieguai Li limped forward with a crutch.

"The most important thing is that last time I played the fishing drum on two and two beats, this time it was on four and four beats!"

Zhang Guolao also came over holding a drum stick.

Several other people also said with indignation that there had been some changes, but...

As they spoke, their voices became weaker.

What Thirteen said is right. It’s still the same people and guys over and over again. The show is still the same, but it’s a little different every time.

I have acted like this countless times...

Seeing that they were silent, Shi Guang began to give instructions.

"This is nothing new for you, do you understand? What the audience needs is fresh programs! Make people's eyes shine, or give them a feeling of aftertaste..."

When Lu Dongbin saw Shi Shi saying this, he was no longer angry and walked forward with a smile.

"I wonder what you have to say, brother?"

Shi Guang straightened his back and said, "I can't talk about Gao Jian, let's talk about Zhong Jian."

"Uh... tell me?"

Although Lu Dongbin hated to see Shi Guang in his heart, he did a good job on the surface. He took Zhong Liquan's fan and fanned Shi Guang.

Shi Guang smiled and looked at Taibai Jinxing: "Comrades like the Eight Immortals are quite humble and love to learn!"

"Hurry up and say it, what's the point?"

Taibai Jinxing was almost annoyed with this Thirteen and said angrily.

"Think about it, during the New Year and festivals, when you go shopping and watch the lanterns, what kind of programs are there on the streets?"

Time reminded.

"On the street? You mean...the mortal world?"

Zhang Guolao was stunned for a moment.

"What kind of show is that in the mortal world..."

Tieguai Li was very disgusted.

"You don't understand this, do you? Do you know what nostalgia is, eh? I'm asking you, let's talk."

Time came to Tieguai Li and pointed and said.

"Forehead……"

Tieguai Li didn't quite understand the meaning of this word, so he looked at Han Xiangzi, who pretended not to see his pleading eyes.

"How long has it been since you went down to earth to watch lanterns and performances?"

Time asked again.

"If you say so, then these days are quite old..."

Lan Caihe scratched his head and said.

"That's not good. After becoming an immortal, all you do is engage in literary and artistic propaganda..."

Uncle Cao Guo spread out the jade plate in his hand and sighed.

"Look, isn't this just the job! Can the performances you imitate in the mortal world bring back the memories of the immortals when they were still mortals?"

Shi Guang clapped his hands and expressed his idea.

"Eh...this seems to make sense, doesn't it?"

He Xiangu's eyes lit up and she looked at the immortals.

"Then...what kind of performances are there?"

Han Xiangzi asked politely.

Shi Guang looked at the Eight Immortals and pointed at Lu Dongbin, "You, swallow the sword."

"???"

Lu Dongbin was dumbfounded. Just because I can wield a sword doesn't mean I can swallow a sword, okay? !

This stepping horse is an immortal weapon. If you swallow it, you will die!

"Why, you can't? The one who returns the sword to you, can't even swallow a sword?"

Shiguang directly turned on the taunting mode and summoned Yaizhen as he spoke.

"Bao'er, show them what sword swallowing is!"

Yaizhen was born with a companion sword in his mouth. When he heard his master's words, he obediently demonstrated it to everyone.

"A little bit..."

A red sword hung freely in his mouth.

"I boil it?"

Lu Dongbin was very dissatisfied when he saw this. How could he compare an animal to himself?

He raised his hand and was about to stuff the Zimu Sword into his mouth, but Taibai Jinxing quickly held him down.

"You're not alive anymore?!"

Taibai Jinxing snatched the Zimu Sword from Lu Dongbin's hand and shouted.

"Since you don't know how to do it, then ask the public transportation class to get you a fake sword, the kind that can be retracted..."

Shi Guang told Lu Dongbin the principle, and Lu Dongbin's eyes lit up. This was a good idea!

After giving Lu Dongbin a move, Shi Guai looked at Tieguai Li again, um... disabled people, let's make something simpler.

"Can you breathe fire?"

Shi Guang looked at Tieguai Li and asked.

"Uh... I'll drink a bottle of oil and practice..."

Tieguai Li obviously knew how to breathe fire in the mortal world. He just poured oil into his mouth and sprayed it out. It was very simple.

Time stared at Uncle Cao Guo again, which made Uncle Cao Guo feel frightened.

"Can you... know how to count treasures? You need to be good at speaking, right? Just tell me the names of the dishes!"

Uncle Cao Guo nodded, "Yes."

"Okay, then you can fix this."

With that said, Shi Guang shifted his gaze to Zhong Liquan.

Zhong Liquan felt like he was standing at attention with his big belly.

"You have a good body. You should be able to do some hard Qigong, right? Go back and wrap a steel bar around your neck a few times, stab your throat with a golden spear, break a big stone in your chest, etc... Like this, Xiaoxiangzi, you two cooperate."

Shi Guang looked at Han Xiangzi's soft and frail little body again.

"You lie down and let Zhong Liquan hit you with a hammer. It will be more contrasting! Doesn't this have the effect of the show?"

"???" Han Xiangzi was confused, "I am a scholar, this..."

"Okay, stop this and that, that's it!"

Time patted Xiaoxiangzi on the shoulder.

"I'm optimistic about you~"

"He Xiangu, you should accept it and cheer for me. Lan Cai and you will take the flower basket and collect the money. It doesn't matter whether you give it or not. Let's lighten the atmosphere."

Time began to be arranged again, let alone the Eight Immortals according to his statement.

A few people were gesticulating there, which was really interesting.

Even Taibai Jinxing laughed.

In the end, Zhang Guolao took a moment and smiled awkwardly. The other seven people all had programs, and he was left behind.

"Zhenjun, what do you think I can do?"

Shi Guang looked at Zhang Guolao and said, "Besides this fishing drum, what other special skills do you have? Or do you have any other magic weapons?"

Zhang Guolao gave a bitter smile and said, "No more... apart from this fishing drum, all I have left is a donkey..."

"Donkey?" Shi Guang was stunned for a moment and looked at Taibai Jinxing, "Have you ever eaten donkey meat burned?"

Zhang Guolao: "???"