"Ah? Isn't this Thirteen? Is this your mount? It's so ugly..."

Mo Lihai sat in the Nantianmen duty room and greeted Shi Shi.

Time: "..."

Yaizhen: "Slightly, slightly, slightly"

"Hahaha! What the hell are you riding on? It's so ugly! Hahaha..."

Lu Dongbin had just finished the meeting and was about to go out. When he saw Time riding on Yaizhen, he couldn't help but start taunting him.

Time: "..."

Yaizhen: "Slightly, slightly, slightly"

"Yaizu, let's ignore them, they know nothing! You are the most handsome!"

Shi Guang patted Yaizhen's big head and comforted him.

"Roar……"

Yaizhen roared dejectedly, and then Shiguang rode Yaizhen to the North Pole Exorcist Academy.

Now seems to be the wrong time to come. It happens to be that the Heavenly Court has just finished its meeting. All the immortal families have retired from the imperial court. They all point at the time they encounter on the road riding Yaizhen.

"Wow, what an ugly mount. Who is that?"

"He seems to be a newly promoted Immortal Official, right? His taste is quite unique..."

"Tsk, tsk, this is too ugly... Why is it sticking its tongue out at us? Is it funny?"

……

Shi Shi didn't squint his eyes and pretended not to hear, but Yaizhen was criticized all the way, no doubt three words, "too ugly".

Just when Yaizi was about to move forward without shame and wanted to return to the pet space, a shout suddenly came, giving it a glimmer of hope.

"Wow!! Thirteen! This is your mount! It's so majestic!!"

It was Nezha running over.

"Hey, Captain, are you dressed formally today?"

Shi Guang looked at the armor and Nezha, who was extraordinary in martial arts, joked.

"We have a meeting today, so we must dress formally."

Nezha stared at Yaizhen with big eyes and looked at him for a while.

"Is this Xiao Yaizhen?"

Shiguang jumped off Yaizhen's back and touched Yaizhen's big head, "This is Yaizhen, evolved, Dark Wind, isn't he handsome?"

"It's so cool. Look, the red lines are too domineering, right? Look at the corners, there are barbs on them!"

Nezha, a little boy, stood in front of Yaizhen and praised him with his head raised.

After hearing this, Yaizhen regained his lost confidence. There are still people who can understand how handsome I am!

"Captain, heroes think alike! As expected of you!"

Shi Guang stretched out his fist and hit his chest, then stretched his fist forward to signal Nezha to fist bump with him.

Nezha stretched out his little hand and touched the time, "What is this for?"

"This is Ruisibai, which means respect in foreign language, which means that I agree with your ideas."

"Resby...Wow~~Thirteen, you know so much."

Nezha also stretched out his little fist and hammered his chest, handed it to Time, "Rui Sibai!"

Shi Guang smiled and bumped fists with Nezha, "Are you done with your military exercises?"

"It's done, what are you doing here? Why didn't you come to the meeting today?"

Nezha asked as he looked at the time.

"I'm going to the Arctic Exorcist House for a walk and a meeting? No one informed me?"

Shi Guang took out the psychic Bagua mirror and looked at it. There was no missed answer?

"Um...maybe it's not level enough?"

Nezha thought about it and said the possibility.

"Okay, let's not talk to you anymore. I'm leaving first. If you have any questions, please contact Bagua Jing."

As he said this, time turned around and he headed towards the North Pole Exorcist Academy.

"This mount is so black and cool. It's so cool. I'll ask dad to give me one as well later..."

Nezha thought enviously as he looked at the back of Yaizhen as time rode on him.

"Nezha! What are you doing here if you don't go home? Who is that? What is he riding on? Why is he so ugly?"

Li Jing walked over leisurely holding the tower.

"Dad! Look, Thirteen is riding a horse. He is so domineering! Look how cool he is!"

Nezha jumped up and down and pointed at the back of Time.

"Ah? That's Thirteen... Well... when you put it like that, that mount is really unique and handsome..."

Li Jing praised a few words out of conscience. After all, Thirteen was a guy with a lot of background. Just now at the meeting, the Jade Emperor specifically asked why Thirteen didn't come...

"Haha~Dad! Do you think so too? Risby!"

Nezha smiled, stretched out his little fist, hammered his chest, and handed it to Li Jing.

"What are you doing?"

Li Jing was confused by Nezha's actions.

"Thirteen said, this means respect in foreign language, which means I agree with your idea! Come and fist bump with me!"

Nezha stretched out his fists and said dissatisfiedly.

"Hey~ It's really interesting..."

Li Jing bumped fists with Nezha perfunctorily and thought for a while.

"Nezha, do that move again and let dad see it."

Nezha repeated the action with great dignity, and bumped fists with Li Jing again, "Dad! Rui Sibai!"

"Bear me to death..."

Li Jing said with a smile and nodded, and then he made two gestures. Don't tell me, this action has quite a feeling...

"Dad, can I have such a handsome mount?"

Nezha begged, holding Li Jing's thigh.

"..."

Li Jing had a dark look on his face, what's going on with Nezha's taste? Is such an ugly mount still handsome?

"Son, be obedient. Daddy will give you a whole set of deer, cows, horses, elephants, tigers, and lions. Daddy will give you whatever you want."

"Are there any black ones with horns?"

Nezha's eyes lit up and he asked quickly.

"It seems that there is no..."

Li Jing thought for a moment, and found that the animals raised at home were all relatively normal beasts, and there were also some strange beasts like those, some were black and some had horns, but there was no one that was both black and horned.

"No, I want the black one and the one with horns."

Nezha started to make trouble.

"Nezha! Be obedient! Why do you have to do the same thing as Shi Sanzheng? There are so many strange beasts in the house and you can just pick any one and be your mount!?"

Li Jing scolded with a straight face.

"I don't, I don't! I want that!"

Nezha started acting bad again.

Li Jing took a deep breath, this naughty boy, if you give him a good face, you will go to heaven...

"Hurry up and go home!"

Li Jing pulled out the waistband of his pants very skillfully.

When Nezha saw this, he lowered his head and ran away dejectedly, but it was obviously not in the direction of going home.

"His grandma's... I haven't applied the Fangjie tiles for three days!"

Li Jing held up the tower with one hand and tied the waistband of his trousers with the other hand, his movements were extremely skillful.

"King Li Tian, ​​how about educating your children?"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea walked towards Li Jing with a smile on his face.

"Ah, it's the Dragon King of the East China Sea. This traitor keeps clamoring for this and that every day. He can't even be dissatisfied..."

Li Jing sighed and complained that he had educated Jin Zha and Muzha, and now they have found a good employer and a good job, but Nezha is the only one who is worried about him and has to take him with him every day.

Although Nezha is strong in combat and has great martial arts skills, his mind is immature and his thoughts come up one after another. If he doesn't keep him by his side and watch, he will get into trouble!

"Oh, my little kid, what's going to happen? Just coax him and it'll be fine. Look, I have a lot of children and grandchildren, aren't they living a good life?"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea persuaded with a smile.

"What did Nezha want just now?"

"If you want a black and horned mount, where can I get it?"

Li Jing waved his hand helplessly.

"I'll go home and pick out some for him to see if there's anything he's satisfied with."

"Haha... Why do you want such an ugly mount? This kid's thoughts are really unpredictable to us adults."

The Dragon King of the East China Sea shook his head and smiled.

Li Jing felt that what the Dragon King of the East China Sea said was right, he stretched out his fist and hit his chest twice, and handed it to the Dragon King of the East China Sea, "Rui Sibai!"

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "???"

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