Online Games: He is the Fourth Rebellious Boy in Heaven
Chapter 132 Want benefits
"Who! Who!?"
Nezha and Shiguang were startled by the sudden sound, and quickly looked behind the rock where the sound came from.
I saw a blackened hand sticking out of the rock on the other side.
"Third Prince...it's me..."
I saw a person coming out from behind the rock. His original white clothes were torn by lightning, and his hair was scattered randomly behind him. The whole person looked like he had been hit by a firecracker with 20,000 blasts in the face.
"You are……"
Nezha looked at the man in front of him who looked like a mortal beggar, and it was really difficult to distinguish him.
There is no way, even if you let the sky thunder strike ten times, the situation will not be much better than him...
"Huh? Don't you recognize me?"
Seeing Nezha looking at him with confusion, the man said in surprise.
"Your face is so charred...how can I recognize you?"
Nezha looked at the other person's face as if it had been smeared with asphalt. The thunder from the sky was so powerful...
"I am Han Xiangzi. Hello, Third Prince. Goodbye, Third Prince!"
After the man finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Nezha quickly stopped him, "Stop! You are definitely not Han Xiangzi! Han Xiangzi's flute never leaves his hand, and it shows off everywhere he plays it. You say you are Han Xiangzi? Let me ask you! Where is your flute?!"
"Um...I forgot to bring it when I went out..."
The man was stopped by Nezha and said with some guilt.
"Say! Who are you!?"
Nezha shouted to the "beggar" in front of him.
"I am Tieguai Li..."
The "beggar" smiled bitterly, looking resigned to his fate.
"You fart! Are you Tieguai Li? Where is your crutch?!"
Nezha obviously didn't believe it.
"Okay...actually I am Uncle Cao Guo."
The "beggar" shook his head, looking like he had finally been discovered by you.
Nezha spat, "Bah! Why didn't you say you were Zhang Guolao!?"
"Okay, I'm Zhang Guolao."
The "beggar" grinned, revealing a small set of white teeth on his dark face, and his smile was particularly bright.
"Oh~~You are Lu Dongbin!"
When Nezha saw this man smiling, he immediately recognized his identity. He had no choice but to laugh so cheaply! Even though his face is dark, this smile is so recognizable!
"What words! What words are this?! Lu Dongbin is handsome, charming, graceful, brave and mighty! I, Zhang Guolao, am old and ugly, and I have lost very few teeth..."
The "beggar" began to argue.
"Lu Dongbin, please stop being so pushy! I didn't expect that your majestic Sword Master Sword Immortal would come here to peek at the Seven Fairies taking a bath!?"
Nezha directly interrupted Lu Dongbin's words. He was so shameless that he was already convinced and there was no need to identify him.
"you you!!"
Lu Dongbin wanted to say something else, but he looked at Nezha with his hands in his pockets, looking like he didn't know what his opponent was.
Lu Dongbin was scared. It would be hard to meet Nezha if he met anyone...
I couldn't beat him, so I tried to fight for the background and was completely destroyed...
To blame! Just blame the guy next to you who swears blindly!
"Who are you!?"
Lu Dongbin quickly changed his target and fired at Shiguang, preparing to find a breakthrough in Shiguang.
Seeing that Lu Dongbin's firepower was trying to be transferred to himself, Shi Guang shined the [Wisteria Gourd] on his waist, took out the [Yu Tiansuo] and wiped it, and finally took out the [Xuanguang Jade].
"I am Emperor Donghua, and this thing is my token..."
The recording of Emperor Donghua was released.
Lu Dongbin looked at the [Wisteria Gourd] on Shi Shi's waist, and his heart trembled. Does this guy have business dealings with Tushita Palace?
Lu Dongbin swallowed and spit as he watched the time wipe the [Royal Tissot] again, this! Isn’t this Wude Xingjun’s baby?
At the end of the day, he took out the [Xuanguang Jade]. Emperor Donghua’s recording completely made Lu Dongbin collapse. Why did Prince Donghua take it out...
In fact, Lu Dongbin is the reincarnation of Dongwanggong, that is, an incarnation of Emperor Donghua.
(This statement is borrowed from "Journey to the East")
When Emperor Donghua traveled down to earth, he met and fell in love with a woman named Bai Mudan.
But the rules of heaven are that men and women are not allowed to fall in love, let alone gods and mortals. Even Emperor Donghua, the leader of male immortals, cannot do this.
But for a great god-level figure like this, the Jade Emperor can't do anything to him.
So he came up with a bad idea and asked Emperor Donghua to reincarnate and fall in love with Bai Mudan.
The reincarnation of Emperor Donghua is Lu Dongbin.
As the male immortal in charge of heaven, Emperor Donghua did not miss this opportunity and won the status of an immortal for his incarnation.
Only then did Lu Dongbin, the head of the Eight Immortals, appear.
……
When Lu Dongbin saw that Shi Shi had moved Emperor Donghua out, it meant that this boy was under the protection of Emperor Donghua, and he definitely couldn't do anything to him.
So Lu Dongbin lowered his face and looked at Nezha, "Third Prince, I really didn't come here to see you on purpose! I just... forget it, I'd better stop swearing..."
Lu Dongbin sighed. He had just been struck several times by the divine thunder. If he told lies again, he might not be able to stand today...
"You don't want me to say it? Then I have to say it! I want to see what the consequences will be if the Jade Emperor knows that you peeked at his daughter's bathing~~~Will the Dongwang Guild be scolded by the Jade Emperor at the door of his house? "
Nezha became excited when he thought about it.
Shouldn't the Jade Emperor and Duke Dong have a fight?
After all, Lu Dongbin is the incarnation of Duke Dong!
Lu Dongbin\u003dDong Wanggong
Seven Fairies\u003dDaughter of the Jade Emperor
Lu Dongbin peeked at the Seven Fairies taking a bath≈Dong Wanggong peeked at the Jade Emperor's daughter taking a bath!
"Hahaha! Interesting~~~Seven Fairies! Someone stole..."
Nezha bared his teeth and smiled, shouting as he spoke.
Lu Dongbin's face turned from black to green, and his pupils dilated.
If this spreads out, where will you put your face? Prince Dong is not allowed to be stabbed in the back by others, right?
Fortunately, time was quick and he covered Nezha's mouth. He understood Nezha very well.
He is completely a little bully who just enjoys watching the fun and not taking it too seriously!
His current backstage is Emperor Donghua. If Emperor Donghua feels embarrassed and refuses to go out, how can he pretend to be powerful in the future? ?
So Shi Guang quickly stopped Nezha from trying to cause trouble.
Lu Dongbin also ran over and pressed Nezha's mouth.
Shi Guang and Lu Dongbin walked one behind the other, holding Nezha and running back.
Lu Dongbin looked at the time with a hint of gratitude in his eyes, he was indeed the man under the protection of Emperor Donghua!
There are still good people among the gods! !
The two of them strangled Nezha, clamped Nezha under their armpits, and ran away with a "squeaky" sound. They ran half a stick of incense before stopping.
Nezha didn't dare to move, fearing that the two of them would say that he was in trouble.
"Little friend! Thank you for your help! Otherwise, the Eight Immortals would have lost all their face!!"
Lu Dongbin didn't even mention the matter of Emperor Donghua, but Shi Shi was not stupid either.
"Yes, Emperor Donghua will definitely be very angry if he finds out! But don't worry, I know Emperor Donghua very well, and I will never tell him about this!"
Shi Guang gave Lu Dongbin a direct nod.
Lu Dongbin's right eyelid twitched, good guy... Isn't this kid a good guy?
He never mentioned asking for benefits from himself, but he threatened himself with not giving him any benefits, so he brought this matter to Emperor Donghua...
What a fucking dog, this guy...
Lu Dongbin looked at Shi Shi not so kindly, but people had to bow their heads under the eaves.
"Little friend! Don't worry! You are a sword cultivator, right? I! Sword Ancestor Sword Immortal! I will teach you two moves in a moment!"
If Lu Dongbin doesn't pay for something, he's afraid that this kid might turn around and report him to Emperor Donghua...
"Wait a minute, I'm free now."
Shi Guang released the hand covering Nezha's mouth and stretched it forward.
"Come on, pass it on!"
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