Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

"System, the reward for this mission is really good!" He Yudong said in his heart.

"Host, this is just the beginning. In the future, you will gain more powerful skills!" The system's voice sounded in He Yudong's mind.

He Yudong was filled with anticipation after hearing this. He knew that with the help of the system, he would be able to live a wonderful life in this era!

The next morning, He Yudong went to work as usual. As soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, he saw a large group of people gathered there, talking.

"Did you hear? Bang Geng got his butt spanked last night!"

"Who hit you? So hard!"

"Who else could it be? It must be Shazhu!"

"That kid Shazhu is getting more and more arrogant! He even dares to hit Jia Zhang's grandson!"

He Yudong listened to everyone's discussion and sneered in his heart. He ignored them and walked straight out of the courtyard.

When he arrived at the steel rolling mill, He Yudong found that everyone in the cafeteria was looking at him with awe and fear in their eyes.

"Shazhu, you...did you really beat Banggeng like that?" Ma Hua asked cautiously.

He Yudong nodded and said calmly: "He deserves it!"

Ma Hua was so frightened that he dared not say anything and went about his own business.

He Yudong walked to his work station and began to prepare today's ingredients.

"Shazhu, come here." The cafeteria director suddenly called out.

He Yudong walked up to the canteen director and asked, "Director, what's the matter?"

The canteen director looked He Yudong up and down, then said, "Shazhu, your recent performance is good, the factory has decided to promote you to be the canteen team leader."

He Yudong was stunned for a moment, then he was overjoyed. He had never thought that after teaching Banggeng a lesson, he could actually get a promotion!

"Thank you, Director! I will do my best!" He Yudong said excitedly.

"Well, work hard!" The canteen director patted He Yudong on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Young man, you must know how to seize opportunities!"

He Yudong nodded and secretly vowed in his heart that he must make a name for himself in this era!

At this moment, a man in uniform came in, walked straight to He Yudong, and said, "Comrade He Yudong, you are suspected of intentional injury. Please come with us."

He Yudong was stunned. He never thought that he would be arrested by the police! Could it be that Jia Zhang called the police?

He cursed in his heart: Damn old hag! Just wait for me!

He Yudong followed the police out of the steel mill, his heart filled with resentment and anger. He didn't know what was waiting for him, but he knew that this was just the beginning...

He Yudong held the needle and sneered. He was not a saint. Banggeng had done a lot of sneaky things. If he didn't teach him a lesson today, he didn't know who would cause trouble in the future.

He originally wanted to give him a needle to teach him a lesson, but then he thought that would be too easy for him. He had to let him have a taste of something more "exciting".

He Yudong's eyes turned and a plan came to his mind. He took out a small piece of lard from his pocket and carefully smeared it on Banggeng's buttocks. After that, he took out a fat rat from the system space...

Speaking of which, this system space is also a magical thing. Since binding to the system, He Yudong has had an independent storage space. Not only can it store various items, but even living things can be raised.

He gently placed the mouse on the buttocks of the stick terrier. The mouse smelled the aroma of lard and immediately squeaked excitedly and began to lick the buttocks of the stick terrier.

Banggen felt itchy in his sleep and twisted his butt subconsciously. The mouse was frightened and bit it!

"what--"

A scream broke the silence of the courtyard. Banggeng suddenly sat up from the bed, holding his buttocks and screaming.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Jia Zhang was awakened by Banggeng's cry and quickly lit the kerosene lamp.

In the dim light, Jia Zhang saw Bang Geng covering his buttocks with blood flowing out from between his fingers.

"Oh! My dear grandson! What's wrong with you?" Jia Zhang asked with concern.

"Grandma, a mouse bit me!" Banggeng cried.

Jia Zhang looked carefully and saw a fat mouse coming out of Bang Geng's trouser leg. She screamed in fear and hit it with a broom.

The mice squeaked and ran away. The Jia family was in chaos.

He Yudong hid outside the window, looking at the chaotic scene in the house, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the random mission: Teach the thief in the yard a lesson! Mission reward: a mysterious gift package."

He Yudong opened the system space and saw the mysterious gift package lying there quietly. He couldn't wait to open the gift package.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill: Mastery of Cooking!"

He Yudong was stunned. Mastery of cooking? What the hell is this?

The system explained: "Mastering cooking skills will allow you to cook a variety of delicious dishes and improve the quality of your life."

He Yudong curled his lips. He had no interest in cooking. However, since it was a system reward, he would keep it for now. Maybe it would come in handy in the future.

The next morning, the courtyard was in an uproar. Jia Zhang told everyone that He Yudong had released rats to bite her grandson, and she scolded He Yudong bitterly.

He Yudong didn't bother to pay attention to her and went directly to the factory to work. He now just wanted to work hard, improve his technical level, and become an eighth-level fitter as soon as possible.

When he arrived at the factory, He Yudong found that the atmosphere in the workshop was a little strange. The workers gathered together and whispered about something.

"Have you heard? A big shot is coming to our factory!"

"Who is it? So mysterious?"

"I heard that it is an expert who has returned from abroad and will come to guide our technical work."

He Yudong also came over curiously, wanting to hear what was going on.

At this time, the workshop director came over, clapped his hands, and said, "Everyone, please be quiet. I have something to announce."

The workers immediately quieted down and looked at the workshop director.

The workshop director cleared his throat and said, "Today, we have a distinguished guest in our factory, a technical expert who has returned from abroad, Comrade Li Huaide. Comrade Li will stay in our factory for a period of time to guide our technical work. I hope everyone will actively cooperate and learn Comrade Li's advanced technology."

As soon as he finished speaking, a middle-aged man in a neat suit and gold-rimmed glasses walked in. He was tall and had an extraordinary demeanor, and it was obvious that he was a man who had seen the world.

"Hello everyone, I'm Li Huaide." The middle-aged man said with a smile, "I'm very happy to be here to learn and communicate with you all."

The workers applauded and welcomed him.

He Yudong looked at Li Huaide, and suddenly he felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity. He always felt that he had seen this person somewhere, but he couldn't remember where.

At this moment, Li Huaide's eyes swept across the crowd and suddenly stopped at He Yudong. He was slightly stunned, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.

"You...you are..." Li Huaide pointed at He Yudong and said in disbelief.

He Yudong was also stunned. He finally remembered that this Li Huaide was his...

He Yudong grinned, and was about to stab with the needle in his hand. Suddenly, the system prompt sounded again: "Ding! Mission changed! Lesson changed to prank! Mission reward remains unchanged!"

He Yudong was stunned. A joke? What the hell was the system doing? However, since the system said so, he had no choice but to do as it said.

He put away the steel needle and took out a brush and a small bottle of ink from his pocket. These were what he usually used to practice calligraphy, and he didn't expect that they would come in handy today.

He dipped his brush in ink and drew a turtle on Banggeng's face. After that, he drew a tortoise on Banggeng's butt.

Looking at his "masterpiece", He Yudong nodded with satisfaction, closed the window gently, and quietly slipped back home.

The next morning, Jia Zhang got up early to cook for Bang Geng. When she saw the turtle on Bang Geng's face, she screamed in fear: "Ah! My dear grandson! What happened to your face?"

Bang Geng was awakened by Jia Zhang's scream. He opened his eyes dazedly and saw Jia Zhang's horrified expression. He was also startled: "Grandma, what happened to my face?"

Jia Zhang quickly took out a mirror and handed it to Bang Geng. When Bang Geng looked at himself in the mirror, he was stunned. There was a turtle painted on his face.

"Who did this?" Bang Geng gritted his teeth in anger.

Jia Zhang was so angry that she was shaking all over: "It must be that little bastard He Yudong! He is taking revenge on us for what happened yesterday!"

"Grandma, I'm going to settle the score with him!" Banggeng said angrily.

"Don't go! You can't beat him!" Jia Zhang grabbed Bang Geng and said, "Let's go to the street office first and let the people there judge for us!"

Jia Zhang brought the stick to the subdistrict office and complained to the director of the subdistrict office about He Yudong's "evil deeds". The director of the subdistrict office also felt that He Yudong had gone too far.

"Comrade He Yudong, it is wrong for you to do this. As an adult, how can you bully a child?" the director of the subdistrict office criticized.

He Yudong said innocently, "Director, I am innocent! I didn't draw on his face at all! If you don't believe me, you can ask him. I didn't even go out last night!"

Bang Geng got anxious when he heard this: "You're talking nonsense! You drew it! I saw you sneak in through my window with my own eyes!"

"You saw it with your own eyes? Then tell me, when did I sneak in? And when did I sneak out?" He Yudong asked back.

Banggeng was speechless after being asked by He Yudong. He slept very soundly last night and did not see He Yudong entering and leaving his house at all.

"Director, look! He can't explain it clearly at all! This is clearly a sign that he is guilty!" Jia Zhang pointed at He Yudong and said.

The director of the subdistrict office looked at He Yudong, then at Bang Geng, and couldn't make up his mind for a moment.

At this moment, the system prompt sounded again: "Ding! Triggering a random task: Help Banggeng clear his grievances! Task reward: a mysterious gift package!"