Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

"Forgive her? Why?" He Yudong sneered, "Qin Huairu, stop pretending here. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? You just want to take advantage of the situation and snatch me away from Xiao'e. I tell you, you are dreaming!"

"You..." Qin Huairu was so angry at He Yudong's words that her face turned pale. She pointed at He Yudong and was speechless for a long time.

"What? Did I hit the nail on the head?" He Yudong pressed on, his tone aggressive, "Qin Huairu, I'm telling you, you're just a fickle slut, you..."

"Snapped!"

Before He Yudong could finish his words, he received a loud slap in the face.

"You dare to hit me?" He Yudong covered his face and looked at the weak woman in front of him in disbelief.

"I'm going to hit you!" Qin Huairu's eyes widened with anger, her tone cold, "He Yudong, I'm telling you, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'm going to tear your mouth apart!"

He Yudong was shocked by Qin Huairu's momentum. He never expected that Qin Huairu, who was usually gentle and weak, could be so terrifying when she got angry.

"You...you just wait for me!" He Yudong said harshly, turned around and ran back into the house.

Qin Huairu looked at He Yudong's fleeing back, and a hint of disappointment flashed in her eyes.

"Xiao'e, don't be sad. Yudong was just impulsive. He will come to you when he calms down." Qin Huairu comforted Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e shook her head. She knew that He Yudong was no longer the He Yudong who used to obey her in everything.

"Sister Huairu, thank you. I'm fine. I'll go back first." After saying that, Lou Xiao'e turned around and left He Yudong's house.

After Lou Xiao'e left, Qin Huairu also left silently.

After returning home, He Yudong became angrier and angrier. He felt that he had been played around by Lou Xiaoe and Qin Huairu.

"No, I can't just let this go!" He Yudong stood up suddenly, a vicious light flashing in his eyes, "Lou Xiao'e, Qin Huairu, just wait for me, I will make you pay the price!"

At this moment, a cold mechanical voice suddenly sounded in He Yudong's mind:

"Ding! It is detected that the host's heart is full of resentment, which meets the system activation conditions. Now it is bound to the "Super Revenge System"..."

Lou Xiao'e couldn't hold back her tears and ran away crying, covering her face. He Yudong looked at her from behind, his heart was filled with disgust. He just wanted to get rid of this annoying woman and start his new life.

At this moment, the gate of the courtyard was pushed open, and a thin man wearing a washed-out dacron shirt walked in. He was stunned at first, then his face was full of smiles, and he quickly walked up to He Yudong and greeted him warmly:

"Yudong, what happened so early in the morning? Did you have a fight with Ezi?"

The person who came was Yan Bugui, a well-known "peacemaker" in the courtyard, who usually liked to interfere in other people's affairs.

He Yudong glanced at him coldly, said nothing, turned around and wanted to go into the house.

Yan Bugui grabbed him and said with a smile: "Yudong, there is no overnight hatred between you two. I know Ezi, she is kind-hearted. She must have done something wrong to make you angry. Please forgive her this time."

He Yudong shook off Yan Bugui's hand and said impatiently: "Uncle Yan, you don't have to worry about my affairs. What happened between Lou Xiao'e and I has nothing to do with you!"

Yan Bugui was choked by He Yudong's merciless words, and his face was a little embarrassed, but he still said with a smile: "Yudong, look at what you said, we all live in the same courtyard, we see each other every day, is there anything that can't be discussed in a nice way?"

"I'll say it again, none of your business is my business!" After saying this, He Yudong ignored Yan Bugui, turned around and went into the house, closing the door with a bang.

Yan Bugui was left standing there, his face pale and blue, standing there awkwardly, unable to speak for a long time. He originally thought that with his "glib tongue", he could easily resolve the conflict between He Yudong and Lou Xiao'e, and take the opportunity to show his "warm-hearted" image, but he didn't expect to be disappointed.

"This He Yudong is getting more and more outrageous!" Yan Bugui cursed in his heart, glared at He Yudong's door fiercely, then turned and left.

He Yudong returned to the house, took a deep breath, and calmed down. He knew that Lou Xiao'e and Yan Bugui were just the beginning, and such troubles would surely follow in the future.

"Ding! Emotional fluctuations detected in the host, the system has been activated!"

A cold mechanical voice suddenly sounded in He Yudong's mind, startling him.

"Who? Who is talking?" He Yudong looked around in panic but found nothing.

"Host, don't panic. I am a super face-slapping system from the future. I am bound to you and will help you reach the pinnacle of life!"

He Yudong was stunned. A super face-slapping system? What is this?

Before he could react, a virtual screen appeared in his mind, displaying his personal information:

Name: He Yudong

Age: 25 years old

Strength: 5 (normal 10)

Speed: 6 (normal 10)

Intelligence: 8 (10 for normal people)

Skills: None

System evaluation: A worthless person, a piece of trash!

He Yudong was furious when he saw this comment. He was about to curse, but suddenly he realized something and asked in surprise: "You said you are a system from the future? Can you help me slap it in the face?"

"That's right, host. As long as you complete the tasks issued by the system, you will be rewarded with points, which can be used to redeem various magical props and skills. I guarantee you will enjoy slapping people in the face!"

Hearing this, He Yudong's eyes suddenly lit up. If it was really as the system said, then wouldn't he be able to walk around in this yard?

"System? A slap in the face?" He Yudong scratched his head, as if he was hit by a club in his sleep, and he was still in a daze.

"That's right, host. This system will help you become the most handsome guy in the courtyard. You can punch the beasts and kick the villains. You will make those who once looked down on you kneel down in front of you and sing "Conquer!" The system's voice was full of passion, as if it had foreseen the glorious life that He Yudong was about to embark on.

He Yudong came back to his senses and looked at the virtual screen in front of him that was emitting a faint blue light and displayed his horrible personal information. He suddenly felt a mouthful of blood rushing to his heart.

"System evaluation: A worthless fighter, a piece of trash! This..." He Yudong pointed at the screen, and the words he wanted to curse rolled around his lips for a few times, but he finally held them back.

"System, are you sure you are not kidding me? With my small body, you still want to slap me in the face? I should be thankful that I don't get slapped in the face by others!" He Yudong rolled his eyes, his face full of disgust.

"Host, don't underestimate yourself. This system is omnipotent. As long as you complete the task obediently, you can get points as rewards and exchange them for various amazing props and skills. By then, let alone this small courtyard, even if you want to go to heaven and earth, it can be done with just a word!" The system's voice was full of confidence, as if it was an omnipotent god.

He Yudong was half-believing and half-doubting, and asked tentatively: "Then tell me, what are the tasks?"

"Ding! Newbie mission released: Reject Lou Xiao'e's breakfast! Mission reward: One body-building pill, strength +1, speed +1!"

He Yudong was furious when he heard this: "What the hell? Reject Ezi's breakfast? What kind of a task is this? I won't do it! The food that Ezi cooked is..."

The system ruthlessly interrupted He Yudong's fantasy: "Host, please note that refusing Lou Xiao'e's breakfast is the first step to becoming the strongest man in the courtyard! Only in this way can you get rid of the fate of a dog licker, completely get rid of Xu Damao's shadow, and..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop!" He Yudong hurriedly called for a stop. How could this system include personal attacks? What does it mean to be a dog licker? What does it mean to get rid of Xu Damao's shadow? He knew in his heart that he had treated Lou Xiaoe very well.

"System, I don't care about what you said! I just want to..."

"Host, please face the reality and stop having unnecessary fantasies! Look at yourself now, poor and without any achievements. What can you give Lou Xiao'e happiness? What can you use to compete with Xu Damao?" The system's voice was like lightning, splitting the most vulnerable line of defense deep in He Yudong's heart.

"I..." He Yudong was speechless. He knew how helpless he was right now. But he really couldn't refuse Ezi!

Just as He Yudong was struggling internally, there was a knock on the door.

"Boom boom boom..."

"Yudong, are you awake? I made your favorite egg-filled pancake. Come and eat it." Lou Xiao'e's gentle voice sounded outside the door, like a warm current, instantly melting the ice in He Yudong's heart.

What to do? Reject or accept?

He Yudong looked at the "Novice Task" displayed on the system interface, then looked at the tightly closed door outside, and was caught in a dilemma for a moment.

"Gululu..."

At this moment, He Yudong's stomach growled.

"Oh, forget it, let's eat first!"

He Yudong sighed and finally decided to compromise with reality.

He walked to the door, took a deep breath, and slowly opened it.

"Ezi, I..."

However, when He Yudong saw Lou Xiao'e standing outside the door, his voice stopped abruptly and his eyes widened as if he had seen a ghost.

"You...who are you?"

The person standing outside the door was not the gentle and virtuous Lou Xiao'e he was familiar with, but a strange woman!

"System? Slap in the face?" He Yudong scratched his messy hair and asked suspiciously, "Is this thing reliable?"

"The products of this system must be top-notch!" The system's voice was cold and confident, as if it carried a sense of superiority from the future. "As long as the host completes the task, points, skills, and props will be everything!"