Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

"How dare you, Xu Damao, sneak attack me!" He Yudong was immediately enraged. He tore open the package of the physical enhancer and drank it.

A burning sensation instantly spread throughout his body, and He Yudong felt that his body was full of strength, as if he had endless energy. He stretched his muscles and bones, and his bones made crackling sounds, like frying beans.

"Shazhu, you are dead!" When Xu Damao saw He Yudong drink the unknown liquid, he thought it was poison. He immediately became complacent and rushed over with a brick.

"Come on!" He Yudong did not dodge or evade, his eyes flashing with a gleam of light. He raised the holy sword of physics in his hand high, and smashed it hard at Xu Damao with the force of wind and thunder.

"boom!"

There was a dull thud, and before Xu Damao could react, he was hit on the head by a huge force. His eyes went black, and he fell straight to the ground. The brick in his hand broke into two pieces with a "snap".

"You dare to sneak attack me with just this little ability?" He Yudong curled his lips in disdain, stepped on Xu Damao's chest, and said coldly, "Listen to me, if you dare to provoke me again, it won't be as simple as a stick!"

Xu Damao was hit so hard by the stick that he was dizzy, with stars in front of his eyes and a buzzing in his ears. He dared not talk back and could only lie on the ground groaning.

"Shazhu, you...you dare to hit me?" At this time, a sharp voice came from behind.

He Yudong turned around and saw Jia Zhang ran out at some point, pointing at his nose and cursing: "You are a heartless thing. Our family took you in out of kindness, but you turned a vengeance on us and beat up our Damao! I will go to the neighborhood office to sue you and make sure you pay the consequences!"

"Sue me?" He Yudong sneered, a cold light flashed in his eyes, "Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

He suddenly raised his foot and kicked Xu Damao away, then strode towards Jia Zhangshi...

"System? Stun? What the hell is going on?" He Yudong groaned in his heart. He wanted to use the opportunity of living again to make up for his regrets and live a happy life, but how did it get involved with the "system" and "stun"?

"Do you want to open the novice gift package?" The cold mechanical voice sounded again, interrupting He Yudong's thoughts.

"Open it, open it." He Yudong hesitated for a moment, and decided to see what this system is up to first.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning a novice gift pack! Rewards: a hardcover edition of "Master Wei's 108 Stunning Strike Styles" and a body-strengthening pill!"

As soon as he finished speaking, an antique thread-bound book appeared out of thin air in He Yudong's hand, with the words "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Stunning Bludgeon" written in large letters on the cover.

"Oh my god, what the hell is this?" He Yudong was stunned. Is this system serious? A stun gun? And 108 moves?

He flipped open the book casually and saw various poses of people drawn on the pages, with text descriptions next to them, such as "attack from behind", "face-to-face attack", "shooting with both hands"...

"This..." He Yudong was dazzled. How could this be a martial arts secret book? It was clearly a textbook for street thugs to fight!

"Could it be that this system wants me to be a street fighter?" He Yudong thought to himself. This was completely different from the "system-based" novel he had imagined!

He was just about to throw this "martial arts secret book" aside, but suddenly he felt something heavy in his hand. He looked down and saw a black pill next to it.

"Physical health pills?" He Yudong picked up the pill, put it to his nose and smelled it, and a pungent smell of traditional Chinese medicine hit him in the face.

"Forget it, let's give it a try." He Yudong gritted his teeth and swallowed the pill.

The pill melted in his mouth, and a warm current instantly spread throughout his body. He Yudong felt full of strength, as if he had endless energy.

"Is this pill really effective?" He Yudong stretched his muscles and felt as if he was ten years younger.

"System, do you have any more of these body-strengthening pills? Give me a few more!" He Yudong immediately became excited, this is a good stuff!

"Ding! The body-strengthening pill is a precious item. The host's current level is insufficient and cannot be obtained again." The cold mechanical sound ruthlessly shattered He Yudong's dream.

"What? Insufficient level? This system needs to be upgraded?" He Yudong was stunned. What the hell was going on!

"Ding! System task has been released: Host, please use a stun club to successfully teach Xu Damao a lesson once within one week. Reward: System experience +10, monetary reward: 10 yuan."

"What the hell? That's it? That's it?" He Yudong almost jumped up. He worked so hard to complete the task, and the reward was only 10 yuan? Was it to send away a beggar?

At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside the house. He Yudong walked to the door, opened it and saw Jia Zhang with her hands on her waist, cursing at Xu Damao: "Xu Damao, you are a heartless thing. You stole my chicken and you dare not admit it..."

"Bullshit! Who stole your chickens? Don't slander me!" Xu Damao stiffened his neck and retorted unconvincedly.

"I saw it with my own eyes, how could it be false? You bastard, you stole the chicken and you deserve a bad death..." Jia Zhang threw a tantrum and insisted that Xu Damao compensate for the chicken.

He Yudong looked at the scene in front of him, and suddenly a bright idea flashed in his mind, and a bold idea came to his mind...

He Yudong rolled his eyes and came up with a plan. This system task came at the right time. He was just worrying about how to deal with Xu Damao! He grabbed Jia Zhang who was about to continue scolding and said with a smile: "Aunt Jia, don't be impatient. It's useless to just scold someone like Xu Damao. You have to teach him a lesson!"

Jia Zhang was stunned and looked at He Yudong with squinted eyes, "What tricks are you trying to play, kid? I'm telling you, don't try to fool me, an old woman!"

"Oh, Aunt Jia, you still don't believe me? You watched me grow up, when have I ever lied to you?" He Yudong said as he took out a pack of Daqianmen from his pocket and stuffed it into Jia Zhang's hand, "Calm down first, and see how I deal with him later!"

Jia Zhang took the cigarette and looked at He Yudong suspiciously. In the end, she didn't say anything else. She just muttered, "You better not play tricks, or I'll never let you go!"

He Yudong chuckled, turned around and walked in front of Xu Damao, saying with a fake smile: "Xu Damao, you have to admit that you stole something, otherwise it will be so embarrassing if it gets out!"

"He Yudong, stop pretending to be a good person here! Who stole something? Which eye did you see it with?" Xu Damao stiffened his neck and refused to admit it.

"I saw it!" He Yudong said righteously, "I saw you running out of Aunt Jia's yard this morning with a chicken in your hand!"

"You're talking nonsense!" Xu Damao jumped up and said, "I didn't even leave the house this morning, how could I have stolen a chicken?"

"Then tell me, what did you do this morning?" He Yudong pressed on.

"I..." Xu Damao was speechless for a moment, stammering and unable to say anything.

He Yudong sneered in his heart. Xu Damao was indeed guilty. He struck while the iron was hot and pointed at Xu Damao's nose and cursed: "Xu Damao, you thief, why don't you admit it? Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? With your ability, you can only do thieves and sneaky things!"

The neighbors around were attracted by the commotion here and started pointing at Xu Damao.

"I told you, Xu Damao doesn't look like a good guy. He is indeed a thief who steals and robs people!"

"That's right, he always likes to take advantage of others, but I didn't expect he would even steal chickens!"

"It's really shameful, people like this should be arrested!"

......

Listening to the discussions of people around him, Xu Damao became furious. He pointed at He Yudong's nose and cursed: "He Yudong, you are slandering me. I will fight you!" As he said that, he rushed towards He Yudong with his fists raised.

He Yudong was prepared. He dodged Xu Damao's attack and then kicked Xu Damao in the stomach, knocking him to the ground.

"Ouch!" Xu Damao screamed and rolled on the ground, holding his stomach.

He Yudong rode on Xu Damao and slapped him more than a dozen times from both sides.

"I'll teach you how to steal! I'll teach you how to be a bad boy! I'll teach you how to bully others!" He Yudong beat and scolded Xu Damao until his face was bruised and swollen, and he cried for his parents.

The neighbors were all dumbfounded. No one had expected that He Yudong, who was usually honest, could be so scary when he got angry!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the system task. Reward: System Experience +10, Money Reward: 10 Yuan."

The cold mechanical sound rang in He Yudong's ears, but he turned a deaf ear to it. His mind was now full of one thought: Beat him! Beat him hard!

He Yudong narrowed his eyes, watching the farce in front of him, and sneered in his heart. God is really helping me! The task issued by this system is simply tailor-made for him!

"Ms. Jia Zhang, stop making trouble! The chicken in your house is as skinny as a bamboo pole, who would want to steal it?" Xu Damao waved his hand impatiently and turned around to leave.

"You bastard! Whose chickens are you saying are skinny? The chickens I raise are..."

Jia Zhang was about to curse again, but He Yudong stopped her. "I say, both of you, please stop talking! It's just a chicken, isn't it? Why are you making such a fuss?"

"He Yudong, mind your own business!" Xu Damao said unhappily.

"That's right! What does our family affairs have to do with you?" Jia Zhang also echoed.

He Yudong was not angry, but smiled and said, "Aunt Jia, how about this? We don't know whether Xu Damao stole the chicken or not. How about this, I'll compensate you with a chicken and let this matter go, what do you think?"

When Jia Zhang heard this, she immediately became excited: "Really? Are you really willing to compensate me with a chicken?"

"Of course it's true. How could I lie to you?" He Yudong said as he took out a handful of change from his pocket, counted it, and handed it to Jia Zhang. "Here's one dollar. Take it. Go buy a chicken tomorrow and say it's from me, He Yudong, as a gift to you!"