Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

When He Yudong heard this, he immediately understood that the girl was probably too embarrassed to say that she got lost while going to the toilet.

"Okay, I get it. Don't worry, I'll help you find it." He Yudong comforted.

"Thank you, thank you comrade!" the girl hurriedly thanked him.

He Yudong pretended to walk around the area, but he was actually thinking about how to complete the task assigned by the system.

"Ding! There are still five minutes left before the end of the mission. Please hurry up and complete the task." The system's prompt sounded in his mind at the right time.

five minutes?

He Yudong's heart skipped a beat. The time was too tight!

He rolled his eyes and thought about it.

"Comrade, I, I suddenly remembered something..." He Yudong pretended to be embarrassed and said, "I, I seem to be lost too..."

"Ah?" The girl was stunned. "What should I do?"

"How about this, let's go together, maybe we can meet your sisters." He Yudong suggested.

"Well... okay." The girl hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded.

The two walked side by side in the grove, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment.

He Yudong secretly glanced at the girl next to him, feeling very nervous and not knowing how to start the conversation.

"Ding! There are three minutes left before the end of the mission. Please hurry up and complete the task." The system's prompt sounded again, like a death warrant.

three minutes!

He Yudong made up his mind and went for it!

"Comrade..." He took a deep breath and mustered up the courage to say, "Can I..."

"Can I what?" the girl asked doubtfully.

"Can I..." He Yudong swallowed, "Can I borrow your...your..."

"My what?" the girl was even more confused.

"Your..." He Yudong gritted his teeth and closed his eyes and said, "Use your bellyband!"

"My...my..." The girl's cheeks suddenly turned red like ripe apples, and her breathing became rapid. "How could you make such an unreasonable request?"

He Yudong cursed himself for being quick-witted. How could he say such a shocking thing? Nowadays, a girl's bellyband is more important than her life. How could she lend it to others casually?

"Comrade, please don't misunderstand me, that's not what I meant..." He Yudong explained quickly, "I, I actually wanted to say..."

"What do you want to say?" The girl looked at him warily, her eyes full of suspicion.

"I..." He Yudong scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, his mind racing, trying to come up with a reasonable explanation.

"Ding! There is one minute left before the end of the mission. Please hurry up and complete the task." The system's prompt sounded mercilessly, like a sharp knife, stabbing his heart fiercely.

One minute!

He Yudong made up his mind and went for it!

"Comrade, I'm telling you the truth. I'm not lost. I just... I saw that you're beautiful and wanted to..."

When the girl heard this, her face turned pale and she stepped back: "You, what do you want to do? I'm telling you, don't mess around! This is in the wilderness, if you dare to do that to me..."

"I..." Before He Yudong could explain, the girl suddenly screamed, turned around and ran away.

"Hey, comrade, please listen to my explanation!" Seeing this, He Yudong hurriedly chased after him.

The two of them, one in front and one behind, performed a "cat and mouse" game in the grove.

"Ding! Mission failed! All points of the host will be deducted, and one attribute will be randomly reduced!" The system's prompt sounded like a bolt from the blue, exploding in He Yudong's mind.

"what?"

He Yudong felt a black screen before his eyes, and his body fell forward uncontrollably.

......

"Ouch!"

He Yudong covered his head and got up from the ground.

He looked around and found himself in a strange place.

This is a dilapidated adobe house with a few faded newspapers pasted on the wall. There is a big hole in the roof. The sunlight shines in from the hole, casting a mottled light and shadow on the ground.

"Where is this?" He Yudong looked confused.

"Hello host, welcome to the world of Love in Courtyard." A cold mechanical voice sounded in his mind.

"Love in the Courtyard? What on earth is that?" He Yudong was even more confused.

"This is a world full of challenges and opportunities. The host will start a new journey here." The system's voice was emotionless.

"Challenge? Opportunity? A brand new journey?" He Yudong muttered to himself, and suddenly an idea flashed through his mind, "Wait, Love in the Courtyard... Why does this name sound so familiar? I seem to have heard it somewhere..."

He tried hard to recall and finally remembered that it seemed to be the name of a period drama.

"Ding! It is detected that the host has recalled the relevant information and is now starting to transmit the plot..." The system's voice sounded again.

Before He Yudong could react, a huge stream of information flooded into his mind, making him dizzy.

......

It took He Yudong a long time to come back to his senses.

He digested the information in his mind, and his expression became increasingly ugly.

"Fuck! What a bullshit plot!" He Yudong couldn't help but swear, "It's bad enough that I traveled through time and space to become a loser, but I have to struggle to survive in this cannibalistic courtyard? Is this system playing tricks on me?"

"Your..." He Yudong felt his cheeks burning hot, and his heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably, "Use your bellyband!"

The girl was stunned at first, and then she couldn't help but burst out laughing as if she had heard a huge joke.

"Comrade, what are you talking about?" The girl laughed so hard that her full breasts trembled, making He Yudong's mouth dry.

"I'm not kidding you!" He Yudong blushed and said with his neck stiff, "I really need your bellyband!"

Seeing his serious expression, the girl stopped laughing. She looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What do you want my bellyband for? In this remote place, you don't want to..."

At this point, the girl's face turned red, as if she had misunderstood.

"No, it's not what you think!" He Yudong quickly waved his hands to deny, "I, I really have an urgent need!"

"What's the emergency? Just tell me!" The girl crossed her arms, with a look of disbelief on her face.

"I..." He Yudong hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a complete sentence.

You can't tell her that you need to use her bellyband to complete the system task, right?

Seeing the time passing by minute by minute, He Yudong became as anxious as an ant on a hot pan.

"Ding! There is one minute left before the end of the mission. Please hurry up and complete the task." The system's prompt sounded again, like a death warrant.

"Comrade, I don't think you are a bad person. Just tell me what difficulties you have. If I can help, I will do my best." Seeing that he was in a difficult situation, the girl slowed down her tone and spoke.

"I..." He Yudong gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and went for it!

"I need to use your bellyband..." He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and roared, "to wipe my ass!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the whole grove fell silent.

The smile on the girl's face froze instantly, replaced by an expression of incredible shock.

She opened her eyes wide and her mouth open, looking at He Yudong as if he were a monster.

"You, what did you say?" After a long while, the girl finally found her voice, her tone full of disbelief.

"I said..." He Yudong repeated, "I need to use your bellyband to wipe my butt!"

"You, you..." The girl pointed at his nose, shaking with anger, "You are shameless, vulgar, and shameless!"

The girl said this and turned to run.

"Don't go!" Seeing this, He Yudong quickly reached out to grab her.

"Snapped!"

A crisp slap sounded.

He Yudong covered his face and looked at the girl in front of him in surprise.

"You, you hit me?"

"I'm going to hit you!" The girl's eyes widened, pointing at his nose and cursing, "I've never seen a man as shameless and vulgar as you in my life! Bah! You're just a hooligan!"

After the girl finished cursing, she turned around and ran deep into the woods and soon disappeared.

He Yudong stood there, covering his face, looking confused and helpless.

"Ding! Mission failed!" The system's prompt sounded in his mind at the right time.

"Since the host failed to complete the task, he is now punished—"

"Punishment content: Randomly deprive the host of one ability!"

"Deprivation begins—"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully deprived me of my 'fertility'!"

"..."

He Yudong only felt a chill in his crotch and a piercing pain. His eyes suddenly went dark and he passed out.

......

After an unknown amount of time, He Yudong woke up in a daze.

He opened his eyes and found himself lying on a wooden bed, covered with a thin quilt.

"Are you awake?" an old voice sounded.

He Yudong turned his head and saw a white-haired old lady sitting beside the bed, looking at him with a smile.

"Who are you?" He Yudong asked puzzledly.

"I'm a barefoot doctor from a nearby village. You can just call me Granny Liu." The old lady said with a smile, "You are so lucky. If I hadn't met you by chance when I went up the mountain to collect herbs yesterday, you would have died in this mountain."

"Where am I?" He Yudong struggled to sit up, but found that his whole body was sore and weak.

"You are at my house now." Grandma Liu helped him sit up and said, "You fainted at the foot of the mountain yesterday, and I carried you back."

"Thank you, Grandma Liu." He Yudong said gratefully.

"Why thank me? It's all my duty." Grandma Liu waved her hand. "But, young man, I heard from the villagers that they seemed to see you on the mountain yesterday. You were flirting with a girl and even said you wanted to... wanted to..."

When Grandma Liu said this, her face turned red and she seemed to be finding it difficult to continue.

"What do you want?" He Yudong was confused.

"Yes, I want my bellyband..." Grandma Liu's voice was as low as a mosquito.

"puff!"