Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

At night, He Yudong thought about it and felt that these people were too busy.

She was too idle, so she had time to plot against him and come to trouble him.

If they were too busy to take care of themselves, they wouldn't have time to point fingers at him.

So, He Yudong took out the cursed ink that had only been used once, dipped it in with a pen, and drew five circles in a row.

Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, Shazhu, Banggan.

One for each person, just right.

The five circles partially overlap and form a chain shape.

A strange shimmer appeared, and the curse took effect.

In this case, He Yudong stopped thinking about these things and washed up and went to bed.

Unexpectedly, this curse took effect the next day, and it was not an ordinary effect.

The dry toilet in the alley exploded.

Exploded by stick stems.

The three uncles, including Silly Zhu and Bangge, all fell into the cesspit and are still "bucketing" in it.

The courtyard also "exploded", and the sky was full of boils. Some people used long bamboo boards to save people, some used buckets to collect water for a simple rinse, and some furrowed their brows and cursed. It was very lively.

He Yudong got up leisurely and picked up the circled paper.

It turns out that the paintings are linked together, and the curse works together.

After closing the window and buying some ready-made bread from the system for breakfast, He Yudong opened the door and was greeted by the smell of "aged wine".

...How long has it been since this cesspit was dug out? !

Fortunately, He Yudong had the foresight to finish breakfast in the house behind closed doors. Otherwise, what else would he eat after smelling this smell?

He Yudong didn't want to see such disgusting excitement, so he listened to the people in the courtyard talking and figured out what happened.

Banggun, this kid really learned some skills in the juvenile detention center.

He resented everyone in the courtyard and felt that the reason why he went to the juvenile detention center and endured hardship was because everyone was persecuting him.

So, Bangge got several firecrackers from nowhere, mixed the gunpowder together, and made a "large firecracker", ready to throw it into the manure pit, splashing filth on people who went to the toilet. No matter who is in the courtyard, they are considered as his friends.

You know, in today's dry toilets, a layer of wooden boards is laid on the cesspool, with a slit in the middle for grain circulation.

It's just such an inch. This cesspit hasn't been dug out for a long time. It fermented and produced a lot of methane, which was deposited in it.

Being attracted by the fire of this big firecracker - boom! It exploded.

What's more, this wooden board has been a bit rotten due to being exposed to the smoke for many years. Then it was banged like this, and it fell apart and completely collapsed.

Coincidentally, the three uncles and Silly Zhu were the ones going to the toilet inside. Bangge simply didn't expect the commotion to be so big and didn't have time to escape.

Just like that, it was all submerged.

This cesspit is very deep!

The five people swam desperately in the viscous liquid for fear of sinking. That's really it. My head and face are covered with yellow and white stuff. It's not only stinky but also disgusting.

No wonder someone used a bamboo pole to save someone. This... we can't let others go fishing for it! Who is so brave!

Over at the public toilet, five people were pulled out covered in feces, and the people next to them immediately backed away. Only the enthusiastic ones poured a bucket of water on them and washed away the stuff on their faces.

In the middle of winter, having cold water poured on my face was indeed a punishment, but I couldn't bear it. From head to toe, my clothes were soaked with feces and water!

Five people vomited as soon as they came in.

I had no choice but to take a few sips as I went down!

There were family members who quickly brought towels, hot water and a change of clothes. Not to mention how clean they were, at least they didn't freeze. There was only Silhu, a bachelor, and Qin Huairu, the only one who greeted him, was busy with her own son, so she couldn't care about him.

There was nothing he could do, so he could only take the "Ten Miles of Fragrance" all over his body and go home in the cold to clean it up. It was true that wherever he went, passersby avoided him, and there was no one within two meters.

After vomiting and changing clothes, they are still not clean and need to be washed.

In the north, people usually take baths in bathhouses.

But the three uncles and the silly sticks are like falling into the cesspit! Can they be allowed in the public bathhouse? This pollution is too great! Are they still doing business?

But you can’t stink like that!

They had no choice but to go home. If there were people at home, they would ask their family members to boil water for washing. Those who were alone like Si Zhu had to do it themselves!

It was a complete chaos, and it took a whole day of work to clean it up.

It was cold, scary, tiring and embarrassing. The three uncles, Silly Zhu and Bangge fell ill with fever that night.

Qin Huairu finally remembered to take care of Sha Zhu this time - there was nothing she could do, if something happened to Sha Zhu, wouldn't her only long-term meal ticket be reimbursed?

As for He Yudong?

He didn't go to see the excitement and went to work in a leisurely manner. After work, he exchanged some meat from the space, picked up his cute and beautiful little girlfriend, and went to the house of his future father-in-law and mother-in-law for a meal. He came back after eating and drinking.

He wasn't stupid, he still stayed to watch this dirty and smelly excitement. As long as he ensures that he can stay alone, whether the beasts in the courtyard are alive or dead has nothing to do with him.

He Yuyu also took his advice, went on a date with his partner, and came back after dinner.

This whole day, the courtyard was filled with excitement and it was hard to live in peace.

The quiet time between He Yudong and He Yuyu was hard-won.

Because the three uncles in charge and the two troublemakers were all ill in bed, the courtyard was very quiet for a few days. After more than a week, the five people were recovered one after another, and the three uncles were preparing to hold a hospital-wide meeting to judge the act of blowing up the toilet!

This time, Banggeng tricked all three of the big guys in the courtyard who had the word, and he was definitely not going to get a good deal.

A knife wouldn't hurt unless it was cut on oneself. In the past, the He family was the most harmed by stick sticks. Others could naturally advise the He family to be generous and tolerant, and not to behave like children.

This time, the sticks caused harm to people in the entire courtyard and even an alley - not to mention the three uncles who fell in, everyone smelled the stench for a whole day, and even the clothes and quilts hanging outside were smelly. This thing cannot be tolerated!

As the only child of the Jia family, Banggeng must be protected by the Jia family. But this time Jia Zhang's bragging and Qin Huairu's crying and misery were all in vain. The three uncles all demanded compensation from the Jia family!

Not only were they compensated five yuan each for those who fell in, but they were also asked to apologize door to door throughout the alley with stick messages! Each family will be compensated with an egg!

The verdict was unanimous.

Ms. Jia Zhang beat her chest in distress, but no one sympathized with her or comforted her. They all made sarcastic remarks!

"Hey, how did you Jia family teach this kid?"

"That's right, first I was detained in a juvenile detention center for three months for stealing during the day. Now I come back... look what I've done!"

"Isn't this kid disgusting?"

"Banggen, this kid is bad from the very beginning! He didn't get a good wife back home!"

"The whole family has gone crazy since Aunt Zhang!"

"The old bastard leads the little bastard, a bunch of bastards!"

Qin Huairu was still crying and begging everyone for forgiveness, but was pushed back by Zhitongtong.

"Forgive? Forgive him for letting him blow up the toilet again?! Who will he let fall in next time?!"

The Jia family has offended the public!