Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

Speaking of which, there are no really evil people in the courtyard.

Basically, I don't dare to engage in open fire fighting, but there are only a lot of calculations, big and small.

The toad lies on the feet, but does not bite people.

Of course, except for Xu Damao - he is a traitor.

There are three courtyards in this courtyard. They are divided into three parts, and there are more than ten or twenty families living in them. There must be a hundred or ten people in total.

When there were more people, there were more things to do, so everyone elected three uncles to take care of things.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, and his family live in the front courtyard, the first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, and his wife live in the middle courtyard, and the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, and his family live in the backyard.

And Xu Damao, who is an old enemy of Silly Zhu, lives in the backyard.

The oldest deaf lady in the whole hospital also lives in the backyard.

The three brothers and sisters of the He family live in the middle courtyard.

The entire Jia family also lives in the middle courtyard.

If He Yudong looked at it, his brother Silly Zhu was just a bad guy with a hard mouth but a soft heart.

In this world, either you eat me, or I eat you.

Silly Zhu’s virtue is just fodder for others to chew on!

He Yudong thought about it again, then got up and counted the things based on the memory of the original owner.

After counting them, he had an idea.

——Hey, Qin Huairu, you are not even a widow yet, and you are already letting your son become the leader of thieves?

It's just a matter of stealing stupid pillars. You two are willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. What's the point of mixing my things into it?

It turned out that there was a small wooden box on He Yudong's desk where he kept the remaining pencil stubs.

When I usually write, if I can’t afford a pen, I just use a pencil.

Pencils are also divided into parts. The last remaining pencil stub is hard to hold after use, so it would be a pity to throw it away.

I'll save these for myself, and when the time comes, I'll get a hard case and connect a few pencil stubs for use.

Now, when He Yudong took a look, he saw that compared with the number in his memory, it was a lot less.

Moreover, the pencil tip that he couldn't hold was compared to his big hands as an adult man, and Bangge was still in elementary school and had small hands, so he couldn't hold the pencil tip just right.

He Yudong packed up his things, put them in the camphor wood box that his mother left for him, and locked it with a click.

It's not possible to fall out directly. Neighbors and co-workers meet each other without looking down.

Besides, when it comes to catching a treacherous person or a double thief, there is no special mark on the tip of his pencil, so there is no way to prove it.

So, is there any way to teach this thief a lesson?

Bangge, this guy is greedy. If you want to start, it's best to start with this guy.

Coincidentally, He Yudong got this medicine box, which contained a gut-relieving medicine.

He Yudong is not so petty, but a few pencil heads want to poison this kid to death. The effect of this bowel cleansing is just right.

You know, who generally needs bowel cleansing? If you eat too much fish and meat, you need to lose weight!

But this was the 1960s. In these days, a boy as big as Banggan could only get enough water and clear his bowels before seeing Tianer... That would be quite lively.

He Yudong made such an arrangement in his mind, covered himself with quilt and waited for Silly Zhu to come back.

He wanted to test out how stupid this stupid brother who had only seen him on TV was.

Banggeng came to the house to steal things. Not only did he not educate the boy, but he thought it was because Banggeng was kissing him!

I've had my things stolen several times without changing places to hide them!

What a brain circuit!

What a “talent”!

Silly Zhu came back secretly today. As soon as he entered the door, he was full of excitement and said quietly to He Yudong: "Second Building! Hey, come on, I brought the chicken soup specially for you today! Take a few sips and take a good rest. repair."

As soon as the chicken soup was poured into the casserole and heated on the coal stove, the starving ghosts from the Jia family came looking for it after smelling the smell. Banggeng took his sister Xiaodang with him. Two monkey children with snot in their noses slipped in through the crack in the door.

"Oh, silly uncle, what's delicious here?"

"Go away, I don't have any responsibility for you!" Silly Zhu waved his hand away, but there was still a smile on his face.

Banggan dodged Silly Zhu's hand like a monkey, and opened the lid of the casserole: "Ouch! Chicken soup! There's still half a chicken!"

The eyes of the two children swished and shone.

Seeing that the whole pot was taken away, Shazhu pretended to stop him twice, chased him for two steps, and then let it go.

Listening to the Jia family's laughter, they put their hands together, laughed twice, turned around and closed the door and came back.

As soon as he turned around, he met He Yudong's sarcastic gaze.

"Hey, chicken soup just for me? Even the pot is gone!"

Silly Zhu said sarcastically: "No, they have three adults, two children, and a pregnant woman... Don't I pity them?"

"Then who can pity us two young bachelors? Your brother and I are still hungry. We haven't eaten for two days." He Yudong said sarcastically.

Silly Zhu knew he was in the wrong and said with a sneer: "I'll get a bowl of noodles and two poached eggs for you to replenish your health."

With that said, he slipped out.

The expression on He Yudong's face gradually disappeared, and he thought to himself: So at this time, Shazhu was asking for everything from the Jia family?

Hearing the voice of Qin Huairu returning the favor with a smile at the door, He Yudong understood instantly.

Tsk, food, sex, and sex.

Silly Zhu, this guy has a thief heart but no courage!

The Jia family is nothing more than a thing!

It's time to break up with them.

After dinner.

"Second Building, I thought about it and let's split up."

He Yudong suddenly raised his head and looked at Shazhu.

Silly Zhu's eyes were a little evasive, but it didn't delay him from speaking.

"Look, it's time for me to get a wife. I have a weak and sick brother at home... It's not easy to talk to someone."

He Yudong sneered inwardly.

Do you dislike me for dragging you down?

No, there is probably a young man and a deaf old lady fanning the flames.

"Brother Silly Zhu, do you dislike me?"

He Yudong asked back.

"I just heard what the deaf old lady said. You actually said that she was a thief because she was too old to die?"

Silly Zhu finally stopped hiding and looked directly at He Yudong.

"Do you still know how to respect your elders?"

He Yudong rolled his eyes.

Separate the family? I still want to separate the family! I'm afraid I'll be implicated if you're a brother like you who can't carry anything clearly!

Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer like you!

Separate the family quickly, otherwise I'm afraid that when the sky strikes thunder, I won't be able to tell who it is and it will hit me!

"Divide the family, right? Divide!"

The two people were quarreling so loudly that the first man was attracted over.

"What's wrong? What are you two brothers arguing about?" Yi Zhonghai knocked on the door.

He Yudong opened the door without saying a word.

"Master, please hold a meeting of the entire hospital to discuss the separation of Shazhu and I." He Yudong spoke directly, regardless of the elder's bad face.

Yi Zhonghai was surprised.

"What are you talking about? You actually want to separate from Silly Zhu?"

When the noise reached this level, other people in the courtyard gradually gathered around. When they heard what He Yudong said, everyone started talking about it.

"Second Building, Silly Zhu is so kind to your brother. You asked a deaf old lady to take care of you when you were sick. She even gave you egg noodles to eat just now. What kind of family is this?"

"That's right, stop fooling around."

There was such a big fuss, and Silly Zhu felt ashamed.

"Er Dong, did I give you face?"

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to hit someone.

"I see you are sick and don't want to beat you, so don't mess with me."

He Yudong scoffed.

Just after drinking the spiritual spring, his body was adjusted to the best condition. In his previous life, he was a soldier and knew a lot of combat skills. In a fight, it was not certain who would win and who would lose.