Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

He Yudong came back today with half a pound of pork front leg meat, ready to make dumplings.

Chop the pork into pieces, add onion and ginger water, cooking wine, salt, sugar, and pepper water to taste. Then chop two green onions and mix them with the pork to make a pork and green onion dumpling filling.

The dumpling wrappers are made of white flour, not mixed with sorghum flour like others.

He Yudong hummed a song, rolled out a pile of round and white dumpling skins, and then wrapped them into round, white and fat dumplings one by one.

The water is boiling, and the dumplings jump off the pot one by one, sinking and floating in the hot water.

This meal may be better than what some people eat during the Chinese New Year.

He Yudong took out the cooked dumplings and took a bite while blowing on them.

The soup is fresh and rich, with rich meat aroma and delicious green onion aroma. The white dough is soft and chewy, with a natural wheat aroma.

Dip one in vinegar. The delicious dumplings are wrapped in sour and fragrant mature vinegar. The taste is amazing.

Finally, drink a bowl of hot dumpling soup. The original soup becomes the original food, which is called a comfort.

He Yudong was lying on the bed to eat when he heard a burst of heart-wrenching curses coming from outside the door. The curse words flowed down the stream, and the dirty words were unbearable.

"He Yudong, you little bastard! Your mother didn't practice virtue when she gave birth to you, and you were born without an asshole...@#￥%%￥...&*..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang sat at the door of He Yudong's house, slapping her legs, crying and cursing. She started scolding He Yudong's biological mother when she was pregnant, and she has scolded him since he was a child.

It was really a series of greetings about eighteen generations of ancestors, from ancestors to parents, and made up countless secret files, from stealing chickens and dogs to raising uncles and crawling ashes, mixed with all kinds of fancy names for genitals.

She held a kitchen knife in one hand and a chopping board in the other. She cried and cursed a few words, then used the kitchen knife to cut on the chopping board. It made a thumping sound, as if she was accompanying herself.

"You little beast who can kill a thousand swords...&...%￥*%...￥@&..."

She also made up all kinds of misdeeds of others from childhood to adulthood, and all kinds of imaginative insults emerged one after another.

Then there are various fabricated accidents grafted onto the scolded, and every word is a curse.

He Yudong stood at the door and watched her scold her, as if he were watching a opera singer.

This kind of old shrew would lose her status if she really ended up arguing with her, and would drag herself into the same unbearable situation as her.

This kind of old lady should be treated as a monkey show.

Let her scold and see what other words she can come up with.

You scold, you continue to scold.

I won't be angry, I'll just see what other tricks you can come up with!

Jia Zhang was so noisy that a group of people soon gathered in the yard.

Silly Zhu, Xu Damao and others came over to watch the fun.

There really isn't much entertainment these days. Watching people quarrel is just fun.

Not to mention that Mrs. Jia Zhang scolded him in so many different ways, which was a lot of fun.

"What's going on here?"

There was such a big commotion, it was impossible for the three uncles not to know about it, and they gathered around one after another.

When Jia Zhang saw so many people paying attention to her, she became even more excited.

"Uncles - He Yudong, the son of a bitch, had his conscience eaten by a dog. He cut off his children and grandchildren, so he harmed my children and grandchildren -"

It took a long time for the first aunt, second aunt, and third aunt to persuade Jia and Zhang.

"He Yudong, what's going on!" Yi Zhonghai asked him seriously.

He Yudong sneered.

"How do I know? After dinner, I heard this old godly woman cursing at my door. If I didn't care about women... haha."

He glanced at Jia Zhang coldly.

"If you have a disease in your head, get it treated. Don't bite people like a mad dog."

Jia Zhang became even more angry when she saw this.

"You little bastard, you're still pretending!"

"My sons and grandsons just took one bite of your food, and you actually poisoned them—"

"How can there be such a cruel person in the world like you!"

He Yudong ignored Jia Zhang and looked at other people in the courtyard.

"I swear, I have never given Jia Dongxu and Banggian a bite to eat. I am not Jia Dongxu's biological father. If there is food, I will not give him a bite!"

"They got sick from eating the beef jerky on your table!"

Jia Zhangshi said angrily.

He Yudong didn't even look at her.

"The door of my house is locked, the windows are bolted, and no one is home yet."

"I would like to ask all the neighbors. We are all reasonable people. In this case, what did the Jia family and his son do when they took my food to eat?"

Someone in the crowd booed.

"He's a thief!"

"I ate it secretly!"

He Yudong clapped his hands.

"That's right. Who would have thought that this thief would complain about me, the culprit?"

"Besides, are they just stealing from me? Who knows who else they stole to eat? If they don't practice morality and are unlucky, they blame others?"

"Neighbors, how can you make comments like this?"

There was a lot of discussion.

"The Jia family is so shameless!"

"Yes, you are a thief and you blame others for your troubles?"

"Hey, this old devout woman from the Jia family is the most troublesome. If she gets entangled with her, He Yudong will have to shed a layer of his skin!"

The discussion was a discussion, and most of the neighbors in the compound just stood there and watched the excitement.

Who told He Yudong to have a lot of fish and meat every day, which was delicious and delicious, and he didn't let others get a little advantage.

They all hate others and laugh at others. He Yudong is about to be blackmailed this time, and they are happy to watch the excitement!

After asking this and that, the three uncles finally figured out the whole story.

"Jia Zhang, what do you want?"

The second uncle asked her with a tone of voice in his bangs.

"He has to pay!"

Jia Zhang said viciously.

"My children and grandchildren have suffered such a big crime, and he has to pay two hundred dollars!"

The crowd was in an uproar.

"Two hundred yuan! She really said it!"

"What a lion's mouth."

The second uncle asked He Yudong again.

"Er Dong, what do you think?"

He Yudong had a cold face.

"Me? This is their fault. I won't pay any compensation."

"you dare!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang suddenly screamed, and there was another genital-related output. The three aunts couldn't persuade her.

"That's enough!" Yi Zhonghai sternly stopped Jia Zhang's shrewish behavior and intervened.

"In the second building, we are all neighbors. We see each other without looking up. There is no need to make the relationship so tense. The Jia family has also suffered a disaster this time. It is not easy for Dongxu to support the family by himself."

"You're usually talkative, but now you're a level four fitter again."

"Otherwise, just be considerate and give me a little compensation."

Now that Yi Zhonghai had spoken, everyone fell silent.

Mrs. Jia Zhang looked like a villain who had succeeded.

This elder is the most authoritative elder in the courtyard. When he speaks, basically every household has to give face.

He is also an eighth-grade fitter in the steel rolling mill and has a high status in the factory.

Offending him is a very uneconomical thing to do.

Everyone looked at He Yudong, wondering how he would answer.