Siheyuan: Sap is the last word

"He Yudong, you bastard!" Sha Zhu roared and slammed his fist on the table, causing the dishes and chopsticks on the table to jump up.

He suddenly came up with an idea, an idea that could both avenge He Yudong and satisfy his cravings...

Early the next morning, He Yudong was awakened by a series of hurried knocks on the door.

He opened the door and saw an old lady standing at the door with an anxious look on her face.

"Yudong, it's bad! Shazhu... "

Before the aunt could finish her words, she heard a loud shouting coming from the yard.

He Yudong's heart sank, and an ominous premonition came to his mind. He quickly followed the aunt to the yard, and the scene in front of him made him stunned for a moment...

Sha Zhu put on a smile that was uglier than crying and explained, "Aunt Jia, you misunderstood. I was just joking with the little girl! Who knew she was so serious and really hid your money!"

Jia Zhang glanced at Sha Zhu and snorted heavily through her nose: "Are you kidding? You are playing with my pension money? I think you just want to steal it!" After that, she hugged the purse tightly, as if Sha Zhu would pounce on her and snatch it in the next second.

Yi Zhonghai came out to smooth things over: "Okay, Aunt Jia, Shazhu didn't mean it, let's forget about it." He turned to Shazhu and said earnestly: "Shazhu, don't make such jokes again in the future. It hurts the relationship between neighbors!"

Sha Zhu cursed Yi Zhonghai's ancestors in his heart, but he still had to smile: "Uncle is right. I will pay attention next time."

He Yudong stood aside, watching Sha Zhu get humiliated, feeling secretly happy. This Sha Zhu deserved it!

He was just thinking about how to deal with Sha Zhu next, when a mechanical voice suddenly rang in his ears: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully slapping Sha Zhu in the face, and getting 10 points."

He Yudong was stunned for a moment, then he was overjoyed. System! He actually had a system too!

"System, what functions do you have?" He Yudong asked impatiently.

"This system can help the host thrive in the courtyard and eventually reach the pinnacle of life." The mechanical voice of the system sounded again.

"The peak of life? What kind of peak is that?" He Yudong asked curiously.

"Marry a beautiful, wealthy woman and reach the peak of your life!" the system answered concisely and clearly.

He Yudong was immediately filled with motivation. A beautiful, rich and white girl! This was his dream goal!

Just as He Yudong was fantasizing about his wonderful future life, the system's voice sounded again: "Detected that the host's current mission is to destroy the reputation of the fool. Mission reward: a mysterious gift package."

He Yudong's mouth curled up into an evil smile. Ruined reputation? That's easy!

In the next few days, He Yudong began to implement his plan. He first spread rumors that Sha Zhu had stolen supplies from the factory, and then deliberately showed off his newly bought bicycle in front of Sha Zhu to induce Sha Zhu to be jealous.

Sha Zhu really took the bait, and sneaked into the factory in the dead of night, trying to steal He Yudong's bicycle, but was caught on the spot by He Yudong who was well prepared.

This time, Sha Zhu had no way to defend himself and was fired from the factory.

Sha Zhu lost his job and became disgraced. He was completely depressed. He drank all day to drown his sorrows and cursed He Yudong to everyone he met.

He Yudong looked at Sha Zhu's miserable appearance without a trace of sympathy in his heart. Instead, he felt even more proud.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task and receiving a mysterious gift package." The system's prompt sounded again.

He Yudong couldn't wait to open the gift package and found that it contained a "Skill Card: Cooking Mastery".

He Yudong was overjoyed. He had always envied Sha Zhu's cooking skills, but he never thought that he could become a great chef himself!

He immediately used the skill card, a warm current surged into his body, and countless cooking techniques and recipes flooded into his mind.

He Yudong felt as if he had been reborn and his understanding of cooking reached a whole new level.

The next day, He Yudong set up a banquet in the courtyard and invited all the neighbors to taste his cooking.

The dishes he cooked were delicious and everyone praised them highly.

Even Yi Zhonghai, who always admired Sha Zhu's cooking skills, couldn't help but give him a thumbs up: "Yudong, your cooking skills are even better than Sha Zhu's!"

When Sha Zhu heard this, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He didn't expect that his cooking skills, which he was so proud of, were surpassed by He Yudong!

He staggered to He Yudong, pointed at his nose and cursed: "He Yudong, you despicable villain! You actually stole my cooking skills!"

He Yudong sneered: "Learn from others? Silly Zhu, you think too highly of yourself! My cooking skills are given by the system! Are you worthy of me learning from you with your mediocre skills?"

Sha Zhu was so angry at He Yudong's words that he was shaking all over. He pointed at He Yudong and was speechless for a long time.

He Yudong ignored Sha Zhu and continued to invite guests to taste his dishes.

The neighbors in the courtyard praised He Yudong's cooking skills, saying that he was much better than Sha Zhu.

After hearing these words, Sha Zhu felt even more upset. He felt like a clown being played around by He Yudong.

He couldn't stay there any longer, so he turned around and ran out of the courtyard.

He Yudong looked at Sha Zhu's fleeing back and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for slapping Shazhu in the face again and getting 20 points." The system's prompt sounded again.

He Yudong was in a happier mood. He had never thought that he could get points by slapping Sha Zhu in the face. It seemed that he would have to find more opportunities to deal with Sha Zhu in the future!

Just then, a fashionable young woman walked into the courtyard.

She is tall, pretty, and has an outstanding temperament. You can tell at first glance that she is a rich and beautiful woman.

She walked straight to He Yudong and said with a smile, "Excuse me, are you Mr. He Yudong?"

He Yudong looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, and his heart moved. Could this be the white, rich and beautiful woman the system mentioned?

"I am He Yudong. May I ask who you are?" He Yudong asked politely.

"My name is Qin Huairu, and I'm Lou Xiao'e's best friend. Xiao'e asked me to come find you. She said that the food you cook is delicious, and she wants to invite you to her house to cook a meal." Qin Huairu said softly.

Lou Xiao'e? She's the daughter of the director of the steel mill, a real rich and beautiful lady!

He Yudong was overjoyed. It seemed that his spring was coming!

Sha Zhu felt his face burning, as if he had been slapped hard. The pointing eyes of the neighbors around him were like sharp knives stabbing him. He clenched his teeth, and the humiliation was like a poisonous snake, tightly wrapped around his heart. He glared at He Yudong fiercely, and his eyes seemed to be spewing fire.

He Yudong had a calm expression, and even had a playful smile on his lips, as if everything was under his control.

Sha Zhu roared in his heart: "He Yudong, you wait for me! I will settle this account with you sooner or later!"

When he got home, Sha Zhu kicked over the stool, and the few broken bowls in the room shattered all over the floor. He was like a trapped beast, jumping up and down in the small space.

"Damn He Yudong! Damn little girl! They all deserve to die!" He roared and punched the table, and the table groaned in pain.

Suddenly, a cold mechanical voice sounded in his mind: "Congratulations to the host, you have successfully completed the novice mission - 'Elementary Face Slapping', and received the reward: Cooking Mastery (Elementary)."

Sha Zhu was stunned. What the hell? Mastery of cooking?

Before he could react, the mechanical voice sounded in his mind again: "System has been bound, host's current level: Lv1. Next stage of the task: Become the richest man in the courtyard. Task reward: Advanced fighting skills."

Shazhu was completely confused. System? Time travel? Rebirth? These plots that I had only seen in novels actually happened to me?

He patted his head hard to make sure he was not dreaming.

"System, who are you?" Sha Zhu asked tentatively.

"This system is the 'Siheyuan Strongest King System', which aims to help the host become the strongest king of Siheyuan and even the whole world!" The cold voice of the system sounded again.

Only then did Sha Zhu realize that he was extremely lucky to have obtained the legendary system!

"Becoming the richest man? Advanced fighting skills?" Sha Zhu's breathing began to quicken. These rewards were a timely help to him! With these, he could not only take revenge on He Yudong, but also live the good life he had always dreamed of!

A raging fire of ambition burned in Sha Zhu's eyes.

The next morning, Sha Zhu got up early. He felt full of strength, as if he had endless energy.

He went straight to the kitchen and started to prepare breakfast. In the past, he was always absent-minded when cooking, but today he was particularly serious, as if he was treating a work of art.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully made the 'Perfect Egg Custard', cooking experience +10!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully made 'Golden Buns', cooking experience +20!"

The system prompts kept sounding, and Sha Zhu's cooking skills were improving rapidly.

After breakfast was ready, Sha Zhu walked out of the house with the food.

"Hey, Shazhu, what's going on today? The sun is rising from the west?" Jia Zhang's sarcastic voice came.

Sha Zhu sneered, "Aunt Jia, I'm in a good mood today, so I made a special breakfast for you."

Jia Zhang looked at Sha Zhu suspiciously, then looked at the food in his hand, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of the food and took the food.

She picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of egg custard and put it in her mouth, and her eyes suddenly widened.

"This...this...this is so delicious!" An expression of disbelief appeared on Jia Zhang's face.

Other neighbors also gathered around and looked at the food made by Sha Zhu with curiosity.

Sha Zhu smiled and said, "My dear neighbors, I am in a good mood today. Please enjoy my cooking for free."

When everyone heard this, they immediately rushed over and scrambled to taste the food made by Sha Zhu.

"It's so delicious! Silly Zhu, when did your cooking skills become so good?"

"This egg custard is even more delicious than what the state banquet chef makes!"

"Silly Zhu, what kind of shit luck do you have?"