In the world of cultivating immortals, people can have a XNUMX/XNUMX relationship with anyone

On a horse!

I was deceived by this little bastard’s gentle and jade-like appearance!

Every time this little bastard wants to drink, he goes to catch fish.

It's not ambiguous at all to use grilled fish to buy my wine for nothing!

Although the grilled fish made by this little bastard is indeed delicious, compared to my own fairy wine, the value is still far behind!

No, we can't let him stay any longer!

At this moment, Zhen Yunzi made up his mind to send Li Zhoujun away today!

"Mr. Zhou, you have been staying with me for a month. I also feel your enthusiasm. Isn't it time to get busy with the mountain master's affairs?"

Zhen Yunzi asked Li Zhoujun with a pleasant look.

"Well, Old Mountain Master, actually I want to drink more... and spend more time with you..."

Swish!

Before Li Zhoujun finished speaking, he felt the world around him spinning and appeared in the main hall of Taishang Palace.

Li Zhoujun held the harpoon and stood in the Supreme Palace. He blinked in confusion, and then he discovered that there was a stone tablet looming in the mist of spiritual energy in front of him.

Li Zhoujun took a closer look and saw the three words "Yunyinjie" written in big letters on it.

There is also a line of small words written next to it, 'Those who enter must hold the Taishang Order and the Sect Master's Order. ’

"It turns out that the Supreme Elder's identity card is the key." Li Zhoujun was confused on the spot.

It’s not Li Zhoujun’s fault.

After all, at first, everyone thought he was a fifth-grade true immortal.

A fifth-grade true immortal can naturally travel through the small world at will, so naturally he does not have the ability to speak to him.

This is really hard for Yunzi.

But at this time, Zhen Yunzi stood there with some melancholy.

Should I say it or not, the grilled fish cooked by this little bastard Li Zhoujun is indeed delicious, with all kinds of unseen seasonings mixed together, I'm afraid it's hard to find anything like it in the world.

After forcing this little bastard away, Zhen Yunzi suddenly felt a little reluctant to let go.

So he looked painfully at the wine that was still buried in the ground and had not been dug out. It seemed that next time he wanted to eat grilled fish, he would have to do a loss-making business...

At this time, Li Zhoujun also flashed with light and returned to his usual elegant appearance in a blue shirt. After walking out of the Taishang Palace, he teleported to Yunju Palace.

"Uuuuuuuuuah, this woman is so inhumane! She was a Taoist couple with this male monk before, and her life was so sweet. In the end, she actually became the stepmother of this male monk. It's so bloody, so bloody, Which bastard wrote this book? I'm going to kill him!"

When Li Zhoujun returned to Yunju Mountain.

Then I saw Su Nan making a hammock between two trees in the yard. She was lying in the hammock, holding a blue book in her hand, with her little feet without shoes resting on the legs of a lying man. He was still crying and cursing.

When Li Zhoujun saw this scene, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Among Taoist couples, there is nothing more bloody than this."

"Is there anything more bloody than this?" Su Nan responded without thinking.

"Hide your gender." Li Zhoujun said with a grin.

"Oh no, are you acting so perverted?"

Su Nan suddenly jumped up from the hammock. When she saw that the person coming was Li Zhoujun, Su Nan was startled for a moment, and then rolled her eyes: "I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten in thirty days. I fainted from hunger."

After saying that, he fell down with a pop.

Li Zhoujun walked over and grabbed her ears.

"Ouch, Master! It hurts, it hurts!"

Li Zhoujun pinched Su Nan's ears and lifted her up from the hammock with a grin on her face.

"Can't you learn more from your junior sister? Let me, master, worry less." Li Zhoujun sighed.

boom!

Just when Li Zhoujun finished speaking.

There was an explosion over there in the alchemy room.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The next moment, Lu Zhining, whose face was blackened by the smoke, ran out of the alchemy room while fanning the black smoke coughed out of her mouth with her little hands.

"Master, actually... I feel, I seem to be okay..."

At this time, Su Nan said to Li Zhoujun with an aggrieved look.

"Are you proud? Although your junior sister failed to make alchemy, she is still motivated. What about you? What are you doing?" Li Zhoujun's mouth twitched. He didn't expect the slap in the face to come so quickly, but as a master , still have to be dignified.

"Zhining, what elixir were you refining just now? It doesn't matter if you fail. After all, failure is success. The most important thing is to learn from failure." Li Zhoujun smiled at Lu Zhining with an aunt's smile on his face. road.

Lu Zhining's face turned red: "Master, senior sister gave me a belly. I'm refining the slimming pill..."

Snapped!

Li Zhoujun covered his face with his big hands, and two lines of tears flowed from his hands.

"You two, clean up the alchemy room for me, and then stand outside the alchemy room for a day!" Li Zhoujun said with a look of hatred.

At this moment, Li Zhoujun finally knew how sad it was to be an old father.

After finishing speaking, Li Zhoujun walked back to the yard where he was resting, shaking his head, his back looking a little lonely.

Seeing Li Zhoujun leave, Su Nan breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest and said, "Scared me to death, scared me to death."

"Senior sister, Master won't be angry with us, right?" Lu Zhining asked Su Nan.

Su Nan smiled and said: "Master, he is a powerful man at the level of a true immortal. How could he be so angry with us? Let's toast Master tonight and admit our mistakes. Then Master's anger should be gone." ”

"What are you muttering about? Why don't you go clean the alchemy room quickly?"

In the courtyard where Li Zhoujun lived, his urging voice sounded.

"Ah, Master! Let's go now!" Su Nan responded loudly, and then said to Lu Zhining: "Let's go clean up quickly, otherwise Master will be really angry!"

"Senior sister, I can just go and clean it. After all, I messed up there..."

"Junior sister, what are you talking about? We share the same difficulties and share the blessings. Let's go, let's go get the broom!"

After Su Nan interrupted Lu Zhining's words, she urged him again and again.

the other side.

Deep in the sea near Qingzhou Continent, inside the Dragon Palace.

Ao Yu really caught an old monster in the sea, a lobster spirit, a confidant sent to Qingzhou to check, and tied the old monster's confidant lobster spirit to a wooden frame.

Snapped!

Ao Yu whipped the lobster spirit with a whip, and said with a gloomy face: "I will give you a chance, surrender to me!"

"Promise or not!"

The lobster spirit was in agony, howling like a ghost, and was about to beg for mercy.

Snapped!

There was another crack of the whip.

Ao Yu looked at the lobster essence in surprise: "Hey, little Zha San is quite brave. I underestimated you before."

Snapped!

"Promise or not?"

Snapped!

"Promise or not..."

After whipping the little whip for a long time, Ao Yu finally stopped and looked at the lobster spirit with admiration on his face: "Old Turtle, Hunchback Sea Demon Lord, you should be really proud to have such a loyal confidant like you."

"Loyal? Loyal to your grandma! Are you going to agree? Do you agree? You should give me a chance to speak!"

The lobster spirit, who was about to burp, suddenly became angry after hearing Ao Yu's words. Regardless of whether the person in front of him was a real dragon or not, the first step he felt aggrieved was to start squirting.