Walking into a cesspit, the best evil widow wants to stand up

Shen Ping asked Niu, who was in charge of cooking for the project, to select a few young women with good reputations and quick hands and feet, and told them to report directly to the new house early tomorrow morning.

After arranging all this, Shen Ping went to the mall and spent a few taels of silver to buy hundreds of ceramic bowls. These bowls cost 5 cents each, and they were all antique bowls! It can almost look fake, and the key is that it’s not expensive.

We have this bowl, but we don’t have enough tables. There are at least 400 people in the whole village, and we need at least 40 tables, but it’s not practical to buy so many tables.

Thinking that no matter how poor they were these days, every household would have an Eight Immortals table. Thinking of this, Shen Ping suddenly had an idea.

She specifically asked the village chief to help inform that anyone who came to have a wedding banquet did not need to pay tribute. Every household could just bring their own Eight Immortals table and stools to eat.

If you are worried that the stool or table will disappear, you can mark it first.

As soon as the news came out, the villagers in Kaoshan Village were all excited and rushed to tell each other. For a moment, the intelligence team in front of and behind the house and under the big tree started to make a fuss.

"Hey! Did you hear that? The eldest lady is moving into a new house tomorrow. I heard that you don't need to pay any courtesy. You can just bring a table and a bench to eat."

"I also heard from the village chief that there is really no need to follow the courtesy, just carry the table and stool."

"Hey, are you going?"

"Go! You'd be a fool if you don't go! Why don't you go when you have food and drink here! Besides, look at the big houses that the great lady has built.

In addition to eating, you can also visit her big house. Why not? You see, the wall is so high. If you don’t go in this time, it will be difficult to go in again in the future. "

"Yes! Yes! Of course I want to go, and besides, I can get free food! Now that this big spring girl has earned money, the food must not be bad."

There were two people outside the crowd who remained silent. These two people were Huang Jinhua and Liao.

Seeing those people under the tree talking so lively, the Golden Flower and Liao looked at each other.

"Aunt Huang..."

"Sister-in-law Liao..."

Unexpectedly, the two of them spoke at the same time, and they laughed immediately.

"Sister-in-law Liao, come here, let's sit here! After saying that, she pulled Mrs. Liao to the foot of the tree aside. There happened to be two big wooden pillars, and she sat down one by one.

As soon as she sat down, Huang Huanghua spoke: "Sister-in-law Liao, you are older, you speak first!" As she spoke, she raised her fat face and smiled so much that her fat body trembled.

Doesn’t this make it clear that you are old? Ms. Liao frowned, but she didn't mind: "Then I'm not polite, Aunt Huang, I heard that the great lady invited the whole village to have a drink, will you go?"

He and Shen Ping were always sworn enemies, but now, when someone invites the whole village to dinner, and they don't have to follow the rules, will he go?

Seeing Liao's question, Huang Jinhua couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering. She rolled her eyes and said seriously: "Go! Why don't you go? Are you afraid that she will eat us?"

I didn't take advantage of her. She said it herself. She invited the whole village to drink without being polite. Do you think she dared not let us go? Isn't this a slap in the face? "

"Why?"

Speaking of this, Huang Huanghua opened her eyes wide, looked at Ms. Liao up and down, and said with a teasing look on her face: "Is it that Sister-in-law Liao is afraid and doesn't dare to go?"

"Pooh!"

"Am I that kind of person?"

When Ms. Liao heard what Huang Jinhua said, her eyes suddenly widened, and she put her hands on her hips and said, "We went there just to give her face. She invited us to drink and she had to bring her own table. This is really the first time in the world!

Make it clear that you are not sincere, no, I will have to say it when the time comes. "Liao said plausibly.

Unexpectedly, her own provoking method was effective, and Golden Flower couldn't help but enjoy herself. She and Shen Ping didn't deal with each other in the first place. It was a rare opportunity to give her a hard meal, so of course she couldn't let it go.

If I were to go alone, I would really feel a little embarrassed on my face. So she had to find a way to find a companion. Seeing Liao's hesitation, she knew she had to use provocation.

As expected, Mrs. Liao became angry after just a few words from her.

"Correct!"

A delicate and artificial voice rang out: "Not only do we want to go, but we also have to give her a hard time. This is not looking down on others.

How can she be so arrogant and arrogant? Isn't it a big deal that she has money? The invitation was not sincere, but we were asked to bring our own tables to drink. Sisters-in-law, don’t you think so? . "

Hearing this charming voice, the two of them knew that this must be Widow Wu.

I couldn't help but look back, and was shocked. No surprise, this was indeed Widow Wu, but she was wearing a pink fringed dress.

With her pale face and scarlet lips, she looked just like the pillow girl from the island country who carried a pillow on her back. It was unbearable to look at, and you might not be able to hold it in for a while longer.

At this moment, Huang Jinhua felt her heart in her stomach. She squinted her eyes and twitched the corners of her mouth. She couldn't help but secretly said in her heart: "It will be good now. I have another companion. I have to eat Shen Ping well." A meal.”

Thinking of the one tael of silver that was paid to Shen Ping at that time, Huang Huanghua still can't swallow her breath. After trying so many times, she didn't get any advantage at all.

The villagers looked at the few rat droppings sitting there and muttered, and they knew that these people were getting together and had bad intentions. They all consciously stayed away from them and did not get close to them.

"Hey! I have some gossip, do you want to hear it?" Ms. Liao looked around and said mysteriously.

"Haha... What kind of gossip, I love hearing it the most! Say it, say it quickly!" Widow Wu held her handkerchief and covered her mouth in amusement.

I wanted to lower my head and find a suitable place to sit. I looked around and looked around at the two wooden pillars under the tree, which were occupied by Liao and the others.

This golden flower has big wings and a round waist, and it is even bigger on August 15th. It fills the entire wooden pier, and there is no room for others. On the contrary, Mr. Liao was very skinny, and there was still a large area of ​​the wooden pier empty.

Widow Wu rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law Liao, move your butt over and let me sit down." "Before she finished speaking, Widow Wu sat down with her big butt.

Liao was almost pushed off the pier.

"Hey……"

Ms. Liao was completely unprepared, and her face turned pale with fright. Fortunately, Golden Flower had quick eyes and quick hands, and held her elbow with one hand. Otherwise, Mr. Liao would have been bitten by a dog.

Liao's heart was so frightened that she slapped her chest with her hands and gasped, looking at Widow Wu with wide eyes:

"Ms. Wu, you slutty bitch, who doesn't know your butt is big? Are you itchy? Throw my old lady, be careful you can't eat and walk around. If it weren't for your sister-in-law Huang holding me up, I would be like this for the rest of my life. It’s up to you.”

Huang Jinhua also interjected: "Even Aunt Wu, don't you look at it, Sister-in-law Liao is so old that she has brittle bones.

If you throw her into a tailspin, you will really be laying on the floor next to a cesspit, and you are not far away from death. "