I open a restaurant in hell

meet again!

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[Host: Conse Dante]

[Race: Sinner Demon]

[Ability: Angelic Power·Demonic Power·Psychic Power·Healing·(Angel) Demonic Transformation·(Demon) Demonic Transformation·Teleport·Angel Leap·Devil's Lead]

[Weapons: [White Tiger·Blue Dragon (double sword)·Gentleman]·Angel Demon Whip·Axe of Judgment·Fist of Alex·Scythe of Osiris·Dart of Aquila·Ebony White Ivory·Revenant Soul Gun·Explosive Gun】

[Skill: None]

[Comment: emmm...you might be on top, but it will still be you who gets fucked~w_w~]

Dante: "Can the comment in the system be turned off?" Dante said through gritted teeth. It was so embarrassing.

[Cannot] The system has a positive tone.

"How can you be so sure! This was written by you?" Dante highly doubted that this was written by the system itself.

[well! You don't want to slander anyone! It's not my business and I can't control it. ]Although it is deleted, it is impossible to delete it. But it can be changed, so in order to get revenge on Dante for yelling at him in the previous chapter, it was changed to this.

"Forget it...can all the weapons in the system weapon column be used? Are those weapons without beep sounds the natural weapons?]

[certainly! All it takes is an idea and you can use it]

Dante: "Really! Let me try!!!" Katana! Double guns! What boy wouldn’t be moved? !

Dante silently recited [White Tiger·Blue Dragon] in his mind. For 0.1 seconds, two samurai swords, one red and one blue, appeared in Dante's hands.

ps: The katana sword comes from the Chinese Tang sword and is considered the son of the Tang sword.

[White Tiger] The blade is 86 centimeters long, has a straight-line burn pattern, and has a 5 to 7 centimeter arrowhead. The handle is engraved with [reverse five-pointed star] representing 'destruction', 'unbalanced' and 'destruction'. The star is wrapped very tightly with a red rope, and you can't even see it if you don't look carefully. The handle is 27 centimeters long and there is a red skull cat head with bared teeth and a grin on its end, which blends in beautifully with the whole knife. Although the name of the knife is White Tiger, But the whole knife has nothing to do with White Tiger.

[Blue Dragon] The blade is 86 centimeters long with straight lines and a 5 to 7 centimeter arrowhead. The hilt is engraved with [Pluto], which represents 'transformation', 'destruction', 'rebirth' and 'domination' in astrology. The dark blue ones are made tightly, and the handle is the same length of 27 cm. There is a blue skull cat head at the end, which also has nothing to do with Qinglong.

Dante: These swords are so damn handsome! ! Who would say no to a pair of swords? And it’s also engraved with mysterious symbols that I can’t understand! ! !

Try the cane sword! !

ps: The cane sword was first used in the Han Dynasty of my country.

[Cane Sword] It is a little longer than ordinary cane swords, with a length of 80 cm. The length of the handle is 29 cm, suitable for one-handed grasping. There is a white skull cat head at the end, and the scabbard can be changed by itself. In a hell with a very high crime rate, who wouldn’t want to own a handsome and low-key artifact?

Dante: "This cane sword is too elegant and handsome!"

[Of course! Don’t even look at who gave it to you! ]

Dante: "Oh my father, the system is awesome! It's so awesome!" Is this the system? Isn't it because daddy has to offer incense to him! !

[Ahem! Keep a low profile! ] Which system wouldn’t like compliments from the host? No!

[Alas! Found it, found it!!] The system suddenly shouted happily.

Dante: "What did you find?"

[I found the instructions for this world! ]

Dante: "Oh - you're so awesome..." The last chapter made me die repeatedly and I will never fall for your trick again.

[Why do you react like this? I found the instruction manual for that notebook! ] What's going on? Shouldn't you be happy?

"Really?"

[real! I did not lie to you! ]

Dante: "You said you threw it in the toilet..."

[I found the instructions. ]

Dante: "But you didn't say you threw it in..."

[I found the instructions. ]

Dante: "But you are not..."

[I found the fucking instructions! ]

The system repeats a sentence like a repeater.

Dante: "So are you going to read..."

[I can't hear you! So I started reading again! Don't interrupt! ]

Dante: You must have heard it...

[Ahem, I'm going to start poisoning! Listen carefully and don't sleep! ]

[The world you traveled through is "Hell Inn" and "Evil Boss". Generally speaking, these two are the same world, and you came here before the "Great Purge" happened. The rest are exactly as the pervert said in Chapter , the Ring of Pride and the Ring of Anger, and a lot of them are exactly the same as what the pervert said,]

[There is one more important thing. You must never make a deal with any demon, and you must hide your strength, especially angel weapons and angel power! ]

Dante: "Why?"

[Do you think it is reasonable for a sinner demon to have the power and weapons of an angel? ]

"Okay, I understand, I can only use demon weapons from now on."

"And what is a general purge?" Is it a general cleaning?

[I don’t know which page is unclear. ]

"Why are you confused?"

[I don’t know, I’m just confused. ]

Dante: I probably know how to get confused...

[alright! I'm going to start the character explanation. Do you want to listen? ] Why can he always catch those details! !

"I must!" Maybe I can hug someone's lap!

[He has red hair, a red suit, doesn’t like others touching him, and seems to be asexual, and his name seems to be Alastor...]

Dante: "What a weird guy. He's all red, asexual, and he doesn't like other people touching him."

[Gone. ]

Dante: "Nope... then let's talk about others."

[Lucifer, the Lord of Hell... is a joke]

Dante: "Then what? Continue."

[Then-then-then-it was gone. ]

Dante: "Is it gone?"

[Other parts are blurred...]

Dante: I take back what I said, it's an artificial retard!

Dante: "Then what should we do now?" Alas~ The bar is ruined~

【Ding! Obtain tasks to increase your popularity, (you can’t live a useless life all your life when you are all going to hell! So become a social cow!)]

Dante: "What is a useless life! What the hell does it mean to become a social cow? How to increase your popularity?"

Just as Dante was racking his brains to think of a solution, the system spoke.

[This is a simple matter of taking a loudspeaker and singing "Good Luck Comes" on the street, which will definitely increase your popularity! ]

Dante: "System, what you said makes so much sense... Damn it! Why didn't you tell me to run naked on the street!!" Artificial retardation is a complete artificial retardation.

The system agreed with Dante's idea.

[This method works! Why didn't I expect that you, host, are so smart! ]

Dante: You keep scolding me! ! !

[As for the person who was joking just now, my suggestion is to find a bar and grab the microphone and sing! ]

Dante: "This seems to be a pretty good idea..."

"But the problem is I can't sing."

[It’s okay~it’s okay~]

[Actually, to tell you the truth, this time I was mainly trying to improve my performance, so this little problem doesn’t bother me⊙w⊙]

【Ding! Congratulations on getting singing*playing music (full level)]

【Ding! Congratulations on getting Wing Chun (full level)]

Dante opened his panel and saw that he had an extra skill.

[Skills: singing, playing music, and Wing Chun]

"Why give me Wing Chun?"

[Do you want to be chased all over the street by a pervert? ]

“Thank you System Dad for sending me Wing Chun!!!”

[Everything is ready now, just one set of clothes is missing! ]

Dante: "Clothes?"

[Yes, you will definitely be kicked out as a beggar in the clothes you are wearing now. ]

Dante: Although what the system says makes sense, it still deserves a beating...

An exquisite packaging box appeared out of thin air in Dante's hand.

[This is it, go try it! ] After the system finished speaking, a mirror appeared out of thin air in front of Dante.

Only then did he see his current appearance clearly...

The suit for office workers has become tattered, the skin color is white, and the hair has turned white, and there are big white cat ears and a long tail... big cat ears... long tail...

Dante: "What's going on with those big ears and long tail!! The system will explain!" Is it appropriate for a big man to have cat ears and a long tail? Inappropriate! ! !

[This is none of my business! The setting of this world is such that after you die, you will have certain characteristics of the animal that impressed you most during your lifetime. ]

"The ears can accept it but the tail can't!" Dante shouted in pain.

[Can the tail be removed? ]

"Remove it? Huh, do you think it's okay to remove your spine?"

[That was really painful, so I won’t talk about it anymore! Change your clothes! ] Dante felt very happy from the sound of the system.

Three minutes later————————

Dante: "Does this make me look exaggerated?" Dante asked, looking at himself in the mirror.

At this time, Dante was wearing a double-breasted black two-button white suit, white trousers, a black shirt with gray stripes and a long pointed collar, the knot of the white tie was fixed with an iron white skull cat head, white leather shoes, and a special left on the back of the white trousers. Make a small hole to let the long tail come out of the small hole.

[No, I think it is very perfect, so perfect that it takes off. ]

Dante: "I still can't accept this tail!"

Three hours later————————

Dante buttoned up his suit the moment he finally wrapped his tail around his waist.

"Now is the real perfection." Now Dante's tail blends perfectly with the entire suit without any out of place.

[Should I get you a mask, a hat, and a pair of gloves? ] When the system said this, a short white top hat, black gloves, and a white smiling mask appeared in Dante Shou. The eyes and mouth were crescent-shaped, which was a bit cautious.

Dante put on the black gloves first. He could see clearly with the mask on just as well as without the mask. He changed his big cat ears into airplane ears and put on a top hat.

Dante looked in the mirror and looked a little like a villain in a movie who is 170cm tall and wears the clothes given by the system.

When Dante took the cane sword in his hand again, a dark blue scabbard automatically appeared on the blade.

The sky at this time is purple.

Dante: "It should be night, let's start the mission!"