I open a restaurant in hell

Ah~what a beautiful day! Start from work!

At least that's how it works for Mark.

Monday.

Mark, who was supposed to get up at 10 a.m., was already standing on a small stool in the toilet at 7 a.m., humming a tune, his face full of excitement, and washing up energetically.

"Go to work~?, go to work~?"

As Mark’s boss, Cons Capitalist. Dante.

Still asleep in bed...

[Hello! The host is up! Mark is awake! ]

[Hello! Lazy cat! Get up! ]

The system keeps urging Dante to get up, buzzing in your ears like mosquitoes in the summer but not biting you! Would you say it’s cheap or not?

The system will not wake Dante for no reason, he has a purpose.

Just wanted to see Dante interact with the lovely staff.

hateful! The memory of the last time the information processing station was broken! No matter how hard I look for it, I can't find it! And I don’t save it before deleting it…even if it’s a picture!

Although several days have passed, every time the system thinks about it, there will be a strong feeling of unwillingness!

and so……

[Get up quickly and go to work with your employees! ]

Dante:(?_?」)

Dante sat up, his tail swung quickly impatiently, his opened eyes were bloodshot, and he roared at the system.

"Fuck you! It's Monday! Brother, I'm not a fucking social worker anymore! I'm in a shitty class, why don't you sleep a little longer!"

After saying that, Dante lay down, turned over and continued to lie down.

[You are so cruel to me...do you not love me anymore? ? ]

The system used magic attacks.

"I tm..."

Dante wanted to scold but stopped, because he knew that once he started scolding the system, he would also scold the battle, and it would become a war without gunpowder.

So Dante chooses another way.

Use magic to defeat magic!

"Well~~ I don't want it~"

shameful.

"My dear, the whole hell belongs to you and is the best to me!"

Pit b system.

"I'm so tired. I can't even straighten my waist. Let me sleep a little longer!"

I will definitely not work overtime during the holidays from now on, just work overtime! I'm a dog!

"Please, please? You're the best~ Mo Mo Mo!"

Go to hell, you idiots.

System: I'll go... Such a big reaction, it's so hot! Keep up the good work! (???_??)?

System: I am moved by the mystery.

The system still didn't give up.

[But Mark is already awake...]

Yeah, hardworking kid.

[He will be hungry! ]

There are cookies in the refrigerator.

[He is too short to reach! ]

I put it at the bottom.

[That stuff has no nutrition! ]

What the hell...how do you know if it's nutritious if you haven't eaten it? Do you want to use your supercomputer to calculate it?

And he likes to eat, which is good.

[I...] The system was speechless for a moment, then relieved after a second.

[yes……]

[I don’t even have a body! Where did jb come from...]

What the hell does this have to do with computers!

But the system still didn't give up.

[He will be thirsty! ]

Together with the biscuits, 5 bottles of milk are enough for him to drink.

[ah? ...]

The system was enlightened, shocked, and angry!

[I wipe it! Did you squeeze it out? ! I didn’t expect caterpillars to be so small! The shipment volume is quite large! oh! I don’t have any hair on you! ]

[But...it's really heartless!! How terrible!? I knew I was right...

"Forbidden."

[Why! I

The annoying mosquitoes were swatted to death, and Dante's world became pure.

Dante continued to stay in bed with mixed feelings in his heart.

And Mark skillfully applied wax to his hair bit by bit in front of the mirror.

Gradually the fluffy chicken coop head turned into a big back head.

After fixing his hair style, Mark tiptoed into his room.

The red light of hell shone into Mark's bedroom, and he looked at himself in the mirror except for the black slit pants given by his boss (there was a hole under the rubber band for the tail to pass through).

Mark's eyes in the mirror are bright and have lost the timidity of the past. It can be said that they are shining. His body should be red, but there are uneven and short white scars on his arms.

Most of them are on the right arm, and there are white spots as big as peas running through the left shoulder.

Mark's body was not as thin as before, but became more saturated. He looked at himself in the mirror and smiled, a happy smile from the bottom of his heart. Finally, he patted his belly and started dressing.

5 minutes later……

White shirt, bow tie, black vest, black trousers, black tuxedo, black leather shoes.

This outfit is a bit heavy for Mark, who is 97cm tall.

Mark thought this set of clothes was very handsome and made him look smart and capable, and he couldn't put it down so much that he would put it on the bedside when sleeping.

Dante said: It looks like a Q version of the devil butler, very cute.

The system said: I want to get him a Lolita suit! ! ! mark! You don't mind, right? !

After arranging the clothes, with a solemn look on his red face, he took out a smiley mask given to Mark by Dante from the drawer next to the bed.

Like Dante's, the field of view is not blocked and the voice line changes.

Mark took a deep breath, walked to the mirror, put on his mask, and exhaled.

The ordinary exhalation became thicker and hoarse under the influence of the mask, just like the breath of a beast before death. Mark also liked this mask very much because it was a gift from Dante and it was the same model.

After experiencing the power of the mask, he put it back in place, because Dante said that the mask can only be worn during working hours, but the boss wears the mask all the time...

Mark becomes more and more curious, what kind of sinner is the boss under the mask?

time9:36

Dante is a dark, lazy sinner who still sleeps in bed.

Mark is a sunny and self-disciplined little devil who eats cookies and drinks milk downstairs.

After eating and drinking, Mark looked at the time and it was almost 10 o'clock.

After a while, Mark gently knocked in Dante's bedroom with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies.

Hearing the knock on the door, Dante woke up and wrapped himself in a cocoon with a quilt, and kept squirming inside.

The moment Mark opened the door, Dante had already put on his clothes, straightened his back, and stood in front of the door with his hands behind his back.

Whenever Mark knocked on Dante's door, he would appear behind the door in his most perfect appearance.

This made Mark's admiration for Dante even more intense.

Dante looked at Mark condescendingly.

Mark didn't have the fear of Dante in the past. Watching Dante hand over the cookies and milk, Mark said with a smile.

"Good morning boss, let's have something to eat!"

Mark's smile infected Dante, making him forget the unpleasantness of the morning.

Dante stretched out a hand to take the biscuits and milk, but in order to maintain his almost collapsed character, he spoke to Mark in an extremely cold tone.

"Thank you...do you have any questions?"

Dante, who was going to sleep after saying thank you, always felt that Mark had something to tell him, so he asked. After a while, Mark's answer made him regret it.

Mark hesitated and spoke hesitantly.

"Um... boss, today is Monday... I want to know when we will open for business."

Dante: (￣︿￣) You won’t let me rest, right?

"It opens on time at 2 p.m. Before that, we have to have breakfast, clean the restaurant, and wash the tableware used for breakfast."

"So don't worry, I will..."

Dante did not continue because he saw the hope in Mark's eyes gradually extinguished.

Sudden! A kunai penetrated Dante's heart.

Why do I feel guilty? ! I didn't do anything wrong! Just let him... let me rest a little longer? !

"Okay...sir, I'll...wait for you downstairs."

A detonating talisman was attached to Dante.

Mark's happily wagging tail gradually lost its vitality.

The detonator exploded.

Dante really didn't want to see Mark's disappointed look, so he changed the opening time from 2 o'clock to 1:20.

Mark jumped downstairs, and Dante closed the door and lay on the bed with relief.

"I really can't understand...why he loves to go to work so much? His waist is so sore..."

"By the way, there are also daily sign-in tasks...forget about it when we run out of paper."

At this moment, there was a white van not far from the restaurant. One of the two demons in the car was observing the restaurant with a telescope.

The devil sitting in the passenger seat said impatiently.

"I said...is it really that restaurant? Kerry? We've been here observing it for almost half a day!"

The demon known as Kree lowered his telescope and replied.

"There can be no mistake, it's definitely him. We just need to wait, and then we can make a big fortune..."

The two demons looked at each other and smiled, as if their evil plot had succeeded.

However, Kerry, who was laughing, smelled something fishy.

"Hahahahaha...cough! Cough! Damn it! Amy, open the window! Did you fart again?"

"What's wrong with farting? It won't poison you to death!"

"Damn it, I'll fire you sooner or later!"

Amy seemed to have heard a big joke.

"Hahaha! Fire me? Okay, my farts are a bit smelly, but compared to your bad temper, no one except me wants to do it with you."

Kerry ignored him, observed the restaurant with a telescope, and murmured.

"Just wait, I will kill you sooner or later...that restaurant, who the hell named this dog?"