I open a restaurant in hell

Dante said in a kind tone: "emm...Okay! I happen to be recruiting employees! What are your specialties?" It has to be a formality, right?

Instead of being kind, the tone filtered by the mask became like an evil ghost demanding his life.

The little devil trembled with sweat on his forehead and said, "That... can say dirty words... does it count?" What should I do! Apart from having a large vocabulary of swear words, I don’t have any other special qualities! Forget it, just make up a few!

The little devil then said: "I can also shine shoes! Wipe the table! Mop the floor! Wash the dishes! I can do any job!" Dante then saw the little devil's whole body clearly.

System: [→_→] That’s it?

He has thick black and white lines and short horns, messy white short hair, yellow eyes that reveal the fear of Dante, red skin, messy and sparse horizontal white lines on both sides of his cheeks, and wears obviously patched overalls and a brown T-shirt.

If you look closely, there are white spots on the arms, and the feet are still red sheep's feet. The thin arms and legs are obviously malnourished and only reach Dante's knees.

He's so short that he can't even wipe the bench... Damn it! Only now do I realize that he only has four fingers!

Dante: "emm... Speaking dirty words... is considered a talent... right? How old are you? What's your name? Where is your family?"

The little devil said: "I don't know how old I am...Dad sold me and I escaped on my own...My name is...Mark!"

I go! Sold by dad? ! Punishment! This so-called "dad" is too cruel!

Judging from his age...his small body and voice, he looks like a child...is it really okay to employ child labor?

[Don’t worry, I didn’t even say anything when I sold my son in hell! You just get him a job! ]

[But...can you protect him? Do you wear an apron when cooking? Are your breasts big enough? Do you cover him with a quilt when he sleeps? Do you tell him a bedtime story? ]

Dante: "I can protect!...Huh?"

[The most important thing is...are you ready to be a mother? ] The system was particularly heavy when it said this.

Dante: "What the hell? What mother? At least I am the father!...No! I didn't intend to talk about his parents at all!" Dante was seriously led astray by the system...

Looking at the sinner who had been silent for a long time, Mark said: "Am I... can... qualified?"

[My child, are you ready to accept the maternal love from your father! ]

Dante: System, you fucking ****, you ****, I wish you good health! ! ! Banned!

Dante: "Congratulations Mark! You are admitted! Details such as your rest time! Work content and salary will be discussed in detail at the workplace!" As he spoke, Dante stretched out his hand.

Is this how it’s done in movies? Is that how it was played? Wouldn't it be a bit awkward...

Mark's little hand held Dante's hand after hesitating in mid-air for a while.

The moment Mark held Dante's black hand together, he felt that his hand was so cold...as if it was cut off from all warmth...

[Become a capitalist·Mission progress 1/5! 】

【Reward has been obtained! Reinforcer! (Breakthrough yourself! Surpass yourself!)]

Wow this is so hot...

"Okay! Re-introduce me as Constantine! Now I am your boss! You can call me..."

[Call me mom! 】raise the volume and shout @

Dante: I'm going to fuck you!

Dante thought for a while and said: "Call me ser or boss?" I originally wanted him to call me by my first name, but...it's a bit strange for employees to call the boss by his first name...

Mark hesitated and said: "Okay...ser? What do you do, sir?"

Dante: "Hahaha...cough! I'm a chef! I can make anything! Cakes, cookies, drinks! Follow me! You will never be hungry!" He laughed a few times because he thought of a certain joke. Righteous words.

Mark: "Wow~ I can do anything! (☆o☆)" Little Mark's eyes sparkled!

Mark soon forgot his fear because the sinner demon in front of him was different from any demon in hell! Although he has a terrifying voice and no nose... Mark feels from the bottom of his heart that this demon is very... and has an indescribable affection...

Dante: Sure enough...children have no resistance to snacks...

The sun with the five-pointed star engraved on it gradually rose, and various shops began to open. The number of demons on the streets began to increase, and the sounds of screaming cars and guns gradually became more frequent and closer...

Dante, who noticed something was wrong, said: "It's getting late, we should go back."

Mark: "Okay sir..." Mark followed Dante on his short legs.

"Hey! Do you want a threesome? I can pay for it," said the short, fat sinner who had just opened his business and looked like a frog, a lizard, and looked at Dante and the little devil with a tongue the size of his index finger and a length of 3 centimeters.

System: I fucked you threesome! If I can come out, I will kill you immediately! Your grandma’s! grass! Go to hell you motherfucker!

Dante: "What is he talking about, system?" Dante glanced at the sinner who just spoke and then looked at his store sign "Big M Specialty Store".

[The host doesn’t need to worry about him! I suggest picking Mark up and walking! Serious advice! This is safer! ] Damn that bitch just now! Really are**! I will remember you! You are finished!

"That makes sense..."

Dante stopped, but Mark, who was looking around after him, bumped into Dante's leg.

"Ah! It hurts!... I'm sorry, sir!" Mark said to Dante while rubbing his forehead.

System: Damn it! Something ran over me!

"It's not you..." Dante was about to say it wasn't your fault but was interrupted by the system.

[Host! It's inappropriate for a boss to apologize casually to his employees! You can portray yourself as superficially cold and unfeeling! Privately, the boss cares about his subordinates more than anyone else! ]

"Oh got it! Thank you!"

Dante turned his head slowly and said in a cold tone: "Watch the road carefully... Forget it, you can't walk fast like this... I'll hold you and walk fast like this." Dante bent down and hugged Mark upright before he could answer. On his own chest.

Mark was confused by Dante's behavior and didn't know how to react...

The gentleman's tone became terrifying... The gentleman's cane is missing? ...Sir, you feel so warm...so sleepy...want to sleep...

Dante, who noticed that Mark had fallen asleep, slowed down and asked the system: "How is it? Is it okay if I act like this?"

Although others couldn't hear it, the system whispered: "I'll go!" What a good host! This is the essence of the performance! I thought I needed some guidance! Turns out it’s completely unnecessary! ]

"Because I have read similar novels..."

[What's your name? ]

"It seems like it's called "The Cold President's Rebellious Employee" just for me to watch when I'm bored... I didn't expect it to come in handy..."

System: I’m so happy to have a common language⊙▽⊙!

Just as the system was talking to Dante, he walked through one more alley! Sudden! Accompanied by several gunshots! A black car jumped out! A sharp turn towards Dante and the two of them driving at high speed!