I open a restaurant in hell

Chapter 31 System: I have a nosebleed, can you believe it! (2527 words)

Ah~♂What an exciting night!

My name is Constantine and I am a sinner demon. I didn’t expect that I just went to the cannibal area to sell a maid costume... and now I am hung up by a female demon at the door of the clothing store asking for my measurements...

Jerry: "Ms. Dante! I pay great attention to the privacy of my guests! The glass is also specially made so that you can't see the inside from the outside! So... should you fucking let it go! If you don't let it go, you will regret it! Listen to me, sister The only way to turn around is to get to the shore!" The soft ruler flying out from his sleeve kept pulling on Dante who was stuck in the door! Jerry gave her first and last warning.

Dante: Is it time to turn back? I think it will be a disaster! !

Dante kept sending demonic power to his hand to make himself last longer: "Don't let it go! Just don't let it go!" Although it was said to be a measurement of measurements, Dante's intuition told him that things were not that simple!

Jie Li smiled evilly and said: "Okay...you said this yourself. I didn't want to be like this! Hehehehe~" Jieli slowly closed the distance between her arms and got closer to Dante.

The soft ruler that was originally wrapped separately around Dante's feet continued to shorten and merge together. Dante's spread legs hanging at the door merged together with the soft ruler.

One of Jerry's hands was free, and the other soft-footed hand controlled Dante.

Jie Li frowned and said, "Tsk! It's not easy to predict this... Yes!"

Jerry's free hand once again transformed into a tape ruler, and this time it was wrapped around not only the feet but the hands!

Dante: Save me! n_n

Just like that, Dante's hands and feet were trapped! There is no way to resist! And he was lifted almost to the ceiling, like a kitten caught by the scruff of fate! Let anyone suck it! Weak, helpless and pathetic!

Dante stopped asking for help because he didn't want more demons to see his miserable state, and the system stopped talking... because he had prepared tissues and popcorn and waited for the show to unfold!

Jerry, on the other hand, was humming a happy ditty as she walked deeper into the clothing store. The number of mannequins was getting smaller and smaller. When she reached the deepest point, several soft rulers branched out and opened a curtain. Inside, there was nothing but a mirror and a long iron pipe. nothing......

Dante:? ? ?

[oh oh? ......oh! oh! You know~] The system is confused! Shock! Relieve!

"I understand your sister!" Dante could only say "helpless".

After closing the curtains, he very skillfully tied Dante to the steel pipe! Fixed! Immobilize Dante! , after it was done, Jerry looked at Dante with satisfaction.

Jieli touched her chin and said, "Well! Not bad! Not bad! Hahaha~" As she said that, she pulled out the soft ruler from her sleeve again! The smile is getting bigger and bigger!

Jerry walked up behind Dante and said with an evil look on her face: "Then... let's start with my favorite! Buttocks!" Jerry started to unbutton Dante's coat one by one. She originally wanted to The coat was taken off, but because Dante's hands were tied, it was covered over Dante's head!

Of course, Dante’s long, white and soft tail is also revealed! The moment the tail came out, it wrapped around Dante's lower body like a protector!

Jerry was surprised when she saw Dante's tail: "Oh! Why is there a tail? It can't be a plug-in, right?" Jerry slowly stretched her sinful hands towards the furry tail!

Although Dante couldn't see or understand, he still felt that Jerry was trying to grab his tail!

Dante twisted his body vigorously and shouted: "No! You can't touch it! My tail is poisonous! If you touch it, you will die! You will die ugly!" Why is Dante so panicked? Because he knows that all anime supporting characters will make "strange!" and "wonderful" sounds when their tails are touched!

Dante didn't know if he could make a wonderful sound and didn't want to know if he could make a wonderful and strange sound.

Jieli didn't believe Dante's words at all and said: "Why are you so shy? Last time I brought a plug-in and didn't take it away, but I stepped on it! When it fell out, it didn't scream so loudly? But since then So she never came again." Let me think about it...you can't grab the tip and pull it out, but if you want to pull it out, just pull it from the root...that seems to be the case?

Dante's waist twisted very hard! Escaped from Jerry's clutches every time! Jie Li called him a thousand-year-old monster! In the end I couldn't bear it anymore and tied my waist too!

Jerry: "Really! Not honest at all!" She said and grabbed the root of Dante's tail!

Dante: "Yeah!"

Jie Li: "What you did is quite real! Let me touch it for a while~"

Then he rubbed the snow-white tail again! twist! pinch!

Dante's face is so flushed!

Dante: "I can't..." Dante's face turned red like a balloon! It will break at one point!

Jerry: "Your tail is so nice! Where did you buy it? Tell my sister that your clothes will be half price~"

Jie Li's technique is very skillful! I touched it from the base of the tail to the tip and curled it a few times!

This sudden pleasure made the kitten go crazy...

The kitten trembled! He made a wonderful sound: "Hmm! Hehe!...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and and and even meows a little milk cat!

The kitten is now weak and confused, her eyes are blurred, and crystal saliva is flowing from the corner of her mouth and stuck to the mask!

But fortunately, no one saw Dante's facial expressions or screams...except the system...

[Fuck me! ! ! Host! Call again! ! ]

Dante became angry and gasped in embarrassment: "Scream...scream...meow~...call you grandma!!" Fuck...screamed again...This hell can no longer accommodate me.

Dante now understands his fatal weakness...

After hearing the host's sultry voice, the system: (thumbs up) (nosebleed) (twitching in place) (screaming) Warning! warn! The information transfer station is about to be overloaded! (Eat the popcorn and paper towels together) (Break dance) (Nosebleeds 360-degree splatter) (Hit the wall) (Faint)

[Host, I will be with you my whole life (* ̄︶ ̄*)....]

Snapped!

Dante: "Ugh!"

A crisp sound! Jerry's hand slapped Dante's butt!

Jie Li, who had finished rutting Dante's tail, praised: "I have to say that your buttocks are the most curvy of all the demons I've seen dressed as men! Yes! Not bad! The muscles are well developed and even up and down! It feels good too!" Jie Li! Li commented seriously.

You fucking humiliated me over and over again... Which of your fucking eyes can tell I look like a "lady"!

The more Dante thought about it, the angrier he became! The demonic power spreads uncontrollably throughout the body! The power of the devil has eroded the soft ruler tied to Dante and is slowly becoming soft! melt!

Jieli just raised her head when she noticed something was wrong! Just bumped into the head wrapped in a suit!

Boom! ! !

Jerry was knocked unconscious by Dante...Dante pressed on her to form a wonderful position!

Dante noticed the indecent posture and jumped away immediately! I saw that there was not a single white hair on Jie Li’s hands but a rub! He picked up the cane that had fallen on the ground and looked deeply at Jie Li who had passed out. He kept holding the cane tightly! Walk to the position near Jerry's head! Then!

He pulled out a purple hair from Jie Li's head and said: "A gentleman takes revenge! It's never too late in ten years! I will never come to your shabby shop again!" Ding Ding's facial muscles twitched in anger.

Dante took off his mask, wiped off the wet saliva, and hid his tail tightly! Open the curtains and go outside the store! It left Jerry with a back that had gone through many vicissitudes of life... Although she couldn't see...

[Wait a moment! Host, she just made your head look like paste! Why don't you just pluck out one of his hairs? ]

Dante's eyes instantly became serious: "Yeah... we can't just let it go! I want her to regret it!"

[To the host! Be evil! Be evil! ]

five minutes later--

Jieli's body was wrapped and tied tightly with thickened fabric, and her entire head was wrapped in a breathable fabric.

How do you know? Dante has tried it himself and it will not suffocate to death. It is very safe!

Do you think this is the end? No! "Joker" was written in large Chinese characters in red ink on the cloth wrapping Jerry's body.

System: emm....ok, although it is a bit different from what I thought...ok! It's a huge difference! But it’s still progress, right?

【Ding! Congratulations on completing the hidden mission! "The clown is by my side!" ! 》】

[Congratulations on getting the passive skill! "Danger warning!" 』(Can predict life-threatening dangers in advance! And avoid them on your own!)』

After hearing the reward, the remaining half of Dante's anger disappeared and he happily left the clothing store.

And Jieli slept particularly peacefully~

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