I open a restaurant in hell

Since the last incident of crotch leakage, Dante would look in the mirror every time he walked out of the bedroom to prevent another comic tragedy from happening again...

Dante: This is a lesson... a lesson learned in blood... and a lesson learned in digging into the floor with your toes...

Dante, who had put on his pants, sat on the first floor eating watermelon and looked at the sky outside the window and the passers-by and thought about what he lacks now.

[Host: Conse Dante]

[Race: Sinner Demon]

[Ability: Demonic power (can transfer demonic power to items and weapons)·(Devil) Demonization (more on this later)·Demon dodge (stimulated by adrenaline, automatically transfers demonic power to the whole body to deflect the enemy's attack) Slow)·Phantom Blade (Condensing a sword shadow to transport the demonic power and then piercing the enemy from a long distance can transport the enemy directly in front of you! Transport the angelic power to transport yourself to the enemy!)】

[Weapons: [White Tiger (double sword)·Gentleman]·Devil's Whip (the tip is similar to a grappling hook with a handle at the end, which can pull enemies or objects to oneself)·Judgment Ax·Alex's Fist·Ebony Wood White Ivory·Revenant Gun·Explosive Gun]

[Skill: When something is broken, just pat it and it will be fine! ·Proficient in cooking]

[Comment: You are already great! Host, you can become stronger! come on! come on! 】

Slit pantsx199

Low waist pantsx200

Big tail pants x200

500 pieces of paper (each paper contains 50 pieces of paper)

Split experience card (remaining five hours based on usage time)

emm... Now I don’t have to buy food, water or electricity, and I don’t have to worry about underwear or toilet paper. But I have just such a set of clothes, and I don’t have to worry about kitchen utensils. I don’t have to worry about washing them with steel balls. There is dishwashing liquid and so on, but there is no washing machine or washing powder. It seems that the clothes can only be washed by hand... and the most important thing is that there is no money! ! !

[Nonsense! this! Husk, Alastor, the Devil's family of three, plus that girl Rosie, the one who plops down and kneels in front of you doesn't count! With so many people coming to your restaurant, do they pay for it? ]

Dante: "You don't understand this! My name is "Hard to Get". I first let them know how delicious the food I cook is, and then I tell them that they can get free of charge if they bring friends! Not only does it achieve the effect of free publicity! It also It can better retain customers!" Dante pushed his invisible glasses but only pushed up his mask, and his hand almost got into his eyes.

[Oh~ When are you going to end the activity of bringing friends here for free? ]

"Well...Ms. Rosie said he would bring some of his friends, and I don't know if Alastor has any friends yet, so I don't know yet." Dante said after thinking for a moment, and then changed the subject!

"Let's not talk about this! Why have so many rewards been taken away! Even the Wing Chun money has been taken away! And what do you mean by giving me so many drawing papers? And the big guarantee turntable is too damn crooked That’s outrageous!” Dante said to the system in a questioning tone.

[Ah...there is something wrong with that activation method! Activating the original version is to kill the sinner demon. I saw that his shit came out after being pressed by the trash can! I thought he was dead! So the rewards were too many at once, and the director found out, so that was it. ]

[But don’t worry, these rewards will be re-issued to you in the form of tasks. Some will be easy and some will be more difficult, but you will get it anyway! ]

"Oh~ that's okay, something is better than nothing. Also, I want to know how effective these weapons are against demons."

[I know this! Ahem, listen carefully to the host! Just like Brother Meng said, there are three types of demons in hell. 1. Native demons are like that family of three who were originally born in hell and can be destroyed with ordinary weapons, such as the host's ebony and white ivory! (A pistol that fires as fast as lightning) Gun of the Dead! (Powerful shotgun does more damage at close range) Explosive Gun! (You can launch small darts to embed in the enemy and explode.) Human weapons can also be destroyed! Weapons that convey demonic power do more damage! ]

[2. Human beings who fall into hell after the death of sinners and demons cannot be killed by ordinary weapons. Even if they are killed, they will be resurrected. Just like the perverted demon that the host met for the first time, this needs to be destroyed with demonic weapons. Pay attention here. Let’s categorize it! ]

[The host’s natural weapon! White Tiger and Gentleman! (Can convey the power of demons or angels) With the characteristics of "Yama Sword and the Sword of Rebellion"! (Sword of Rebellion: Angel weapon with a very balanced speed and power! Yama Sword: Demon weapon! Extremely sharp! Cuts iron like mud! Kills demons like mowing grass! It can also cut space! Can separate hell and human world!) How? What kind of host? Awesome! ]

"Damn it! That's awesome!" Dante almost jumped up and clapped his hands, it turns out I have such a powerful weapon!

[Awesome, right? But you are a coward! But they can't exert any of their power! Only practice makes perfect! So hurry out and kill two demons! Give me some fun! ]

"Speechless warning!" Dante issued a silent warning!

[Brother! I was wrong! Come and let’s continue chatting! Where is your natural weapon! For the time being, you can only transfer the power of demons. Even if you don't transfer the power of demons, you can still kill ordinary sinners and demons! But there are some lord-level demons that are more advanced than the sinner demons. They have their own unique powers, but you can also kill them with weapons that deliver demonic power, but it's very difficult! Very difficult! (Including Ax of Judgment·Fist of Alex)]

[Finally! Only angel weapons can kill native noble demons! Therefore, the host should not waste time! Add something here! There are seven circles in hell! Each ring has its own lord! Just like the host you are now in the Circle of Pride, and Lucifer is the controller of the Circle of Pride! He is the overlord of the entire ring! Need more powerful angelic power! Only in this way can we kill these higher-level native demons! ]

"Let me go... Is the power of angels so awesome? No wonder it was recycled..."

[Yeah, just understand! So host, don’t be so cowardly, at least if someone yells at you, you have to yell back! Just like that time at the bar! You can just take off his arm! ]

"I...I was...the situation was a bit special at that time. If I were given a chance, I would never do that!"

[Oh~ Host, how miserable is life in your dormitory? ]

"Don't talk about my past! Let's talk about the real thing! I slept in this restaurant for two or three days! The door was not locked!" Dante suddenly yelled at the system!

[Fuck! I just realized it now! If there are a few demons who want to break into the house...Ehehe~! The consequences for the host are unimaginable! ]

"So you know what to do?"

[Um! I understand the host! I’ll give you a sleeping pill! ]

Dante: "Thank you so damn much, system! Ban!!!"

Dante went downstairs and walked outside the restaurant. Compared with the city where the sinners and demons live in the distance, the Little Castle is like a less developed small city, but more harmonious. The city of sinners and demons... is so unique. ...

In the end, Dante stayed up all night...and went to greet his neighbors with a trumpet as soon as the sun came up.

【Ding! Congratulations on receiving the award! 100 pairs of men's garters! 】

"Yeah! Very systematic!"

Finally, a new day begins with a polite greeting of “fu*kyou!”

――――(These are my personal settings. If you don’t like it, you can just leave, but please don’t scold me. Thank you! And what do you think of my portrayal of Alastor?)――