I open a restaurant in hell

Dante: "Hmm... It seems to be a consumable item..." Dante thought based on the description of the system.

[so good! The reward is...]

[Three different styles of underwear! Specifically tailored for you, the host!]

Dante: "?" Confused +1

[There are 200 pairs of three different styles of underwear each! ]

Dante: "??" Confused +2

[These are slit pants that you can wear when singing, dancing and going shopping! 200 in total! ] (Click to view the picture.)

Dante: "???" Confused +3

[This is a low-waist style, you can wear a total of 200 pairs during daily rest! ](Click to view the picture.)

Dante: "???" Confused +4

[This one is the big tail model! A big and long tail like you, the host! highly recommended! 200 in total! ] (Click to view)

The system also specially made the lower body of the gray plastic male model look like wearing each type of pants.

So high-end...

Dante: "System, you are asking me to switch my career to the underwear wholesale market, right? There are still rewards!" You can't update the rewards and just give me 600 pairs of underwear and be done with it, right? No way! No way!

[Of course! These are 500 pieces of tissue paper put in the system space together with the pants. My dear host, I know you are very grateful. You are welcome! This is what I should do! ]

Dante did not speak to the system but silently opened the system space.

Slit pantsx200

Low waist pantsx200

Big tail pants x200

500 pieces of paper (each paper contains 50 pieces of paper)

Split experience card (remaining five hours based on usage time)

System update instructions! "The host can view it now!" 》

"Huh?" The last update manual caught Dante's attention. He took it out of the system space and held it in his hand, a small book only as big as a palm.

It says:

Hello, dear time traveler Mr. Constantine! This system update is due to a series of misoperations such as improper operation of your system and leading you astray! We have handed down the punishment we deserve! Please forgive me! Updates are as follows!

Because of your system's nonsense! Therefore, the "Blocking Mechanism" was specially introduced. When the host imposes a ban, the system will not be able to speak until the host lifts it. After the ban is lifted, the system will enter again (serious mode does not affect system functions)!

Because your system selects rewards randomly! You will be given a guaranteed big spinner as a gift! (Totally random!)

Traveler wishes you a happy journey!

Dante: "emmm... You are so weak in the system."

[? ]

"Use the guaranteed wheel!"

A golden turntable appeared in front of Dante. Even the hands were golden.

As a gamer with no money, Dante is very familiar with guarantees... although the guarantees are also crooked...

So this is what the guarantee means!

Dante looked at the turntable and saw "Anti-Ancestor Potion", "Customized Selection of Subordinates", "Substitute Killer Queen", "Customized Creation of Evolved Weapons", "Trial of the Inner Demon", and "Cold Weapon Mastery".

Dante: "I lost it! It's all fucking gold!!! Looks like I'm going to make it!!" At this moment, Dante understood what the guarantee meant...

[Um? What happened? Golden? Did Lao Ba give you food? ]

It seems that the system cannot see this carousel...

Dante: "...I need a quiet environment to record this golden guarantee that will go down in history!"

[Um? Is it necessary to have a sense of ritual when eating Jin Ke La? Host, you actually don’t need to hide from me as your only system! ]

[No matter how shameful your quirks are! Or any weird xp, I will accept it from you! And no matter you are male or female, I will definitely make you live a happy life! Even if you die, I will bury you together! ]

[It doesn’t matter if you want to have a harem! Medicines to nourish the kidneys are here]

"Stop!" I'm going! My ears are going blind! What kind of divine speech is this!

[……. ]

"You really can't speak anymore? It seems that muting is still useful!" Dante walked to the second floor in a good mood and summoned the turntable again in his bedroom!

What should I do if I just want to smoke but feel that the unsystematic blessing is crooked?

"Unban!"

[Host, please explain why I couldn't speak just now? ]

"That update mechanism is very useful." Dante said calmly.

[No! The host asks you to remove this cow dung-like mechanism! This mechanic really pisses me off! ]

The system's tone was calm and cold without any emotion, but his words clearly expressed his emotions.

"Wow! This is the first time I've seen such a polite system!"

[Dear host! I admit that what I just said was a bit radical! ]

"So?" Dante had an indifferent attitude, but he was already happy.

[So my dear host...have I given you too much face? If you dare to show off in front of me, I will let you fly]

"Block! Oh my god, it scared me to death! The dog system shouldn't count on you!" This sudden tenor almost sent him away.

"Huh~ Forget it, don't worry about it! Don't affect my mood of drawing the golden guarantee!" Nanjing summoned the big carousel again.

"Start pumping!"

The big turntable is motionless...

But a line of golden words appeared next to it! (You need to use your own strength instead of luck! Come on, I wish you a happy new year!)

"Hmm... Do you mean to use your own strength to turn? It seems to be a physical card draw! Come on directly!" Dante took off his coat, hat and mask, and also took off his gloves.

Then he gathered the demonic power in his hand, grabbed the turntable, and swiped down hard!

I saw that the patterns on the turntable were blurred, leaving only a touch of gold! The ears on Dante's head also moved with his eyes! The tail behind him is also wagging excitedly!

After the turntable rotates ninety-nine and eighty-one times! finally! Slowed down! The exciting moment and the moment of cardiac arrest have arrived!

The pointer first stopped at "Anti-Ancestral Potion" but it is still slowly moving back! Stopped at "Trial of the Inner Demon" but it's not over yet! The hands are still turning! Finally stopped at "Killer Queen Replacement"!

"Yes! yes! yes! Today the King of Heaven is here and he is also the Killer Queen!"

Heavenly King Lao Tzu: This place is not under our control!

Why is there no beep? Shouldn't there be? Is it delayed? Something went wrong with the system?

Dante looked at the big carousel in confusion. Next! Something happened that shocked Dante for two and a half years! The dial's hands are falling off! Crooked! The irredeemable kind!

Ding! when! The dial pointer fell to the floor! After 0.5 seconds, the pointer disappeared and the turntable also disappeared!

Dante: "My cock is crazy! It can even be twisted!"

【Ding! Congratulations on winning the hidden prize! 】

【As long as it’s something! Just snap it and it’s fixed! (Only things without life and independent thought)]

Dante: "Ugh...why...the golden guarantee can also be crooked..." Such a heavy blow made Dante almost cry...

Dante buried his head in the pillow and emoked alone for a while before he recovered.

"Oh~ Forget it, pick a suitable pair of pants and wait for the next customer...there are so many pants..." Dante opened the panel first.

[Host: Conse Dante]

[Race: Sinner Demon]

[Ability: Demonic power (can transfer demonic power to items and weapons)·(Devil) Demonization (more on this later)·Demon dodge (stimulated by adrenaline, automatically transfers demonic power to the whole body to deflect the enemy's attack) Slow)·Devil's Draw (transforms a demon blade into the enemy and teleports in front of oneself)】

[Weapons: [White Tiger (double sword)·Gentleman]·Devil's Whip (the tip is similar to a grappling hook with a handle at the end, which can pull enemies or objects to oneself)·Judgment Ax·Alex's Fist·Ebony Wood White Ivory·Revenant Gun·Explosive Gun]

[Skill: When something is broken, just pat it and it will be fine! 】

[Comment: You are already great! Host, you can become stronger! come on! come on! 】

"This comment... is a bit strange to say? No! This is not the point! So many of my skills are missing? The system will explain! Unban!"

[terribly sorry! The host is because the condition for activating the system is (killing a sinner demon) but the demon is not dead! That’s why I took back some of my abilities and weapons. Please forgive me! ]

"Well...thank you for your explanation..." Dante is very tired now, his heart is tired...

[Then dear host, can you please stop banning me in the future? ]

"No! Ban!"

[Eh! You old...]

Ah...so tired...sleep, sleep...

Dante chose a pair of slit pants from the system space and put them on. Well... they were quite comfortable... Dante slowly fell into sleep...

But Dante seemed to have forgotten that it was noon...

Alastor: "Hello↗↘! Dante! Are you there? I brought new friends! And I saw the artistic atmosphere of your restaurant's signature friend!" The familiar broadcasting sound in the restaurant on the first floor!

Then another female voice sounded.

Rosie: "Wow~ Alastor's restaurant is in such a remote place, how did you find it?"

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