I just graduated from college and asked my goddess teacher to take maternity leave

Outside was the street. Duoduo stood on the ceramic basin and opened the window to see something unpleasant.

I ran downstairs, holding on to the school fence, my little head stuck in the seam, and my eyes were watching.

This place belonged to a corner, and it wasn't until the two people started fighting that it attracted the attention of the people around them.

When I was too lazy to work hard, an aunt who was also watching the fun asked Duoduo with a smile.

"Kid, why don't you go to class?"

"Class is so boring, watching the fun is more interesting."

Duoduo's words made the aunt giggle, "Will the teacher criticize you if he knows?"

Duoduo said nonchalantly, "Yes, but it doesn't matter. I have a thick skin, a thick skin, and a big heart."

The aunt smiled even more happily. She thought the child was not only cute but also very interesting to talk to.

As he was talking, he heard a familiar voice coming from somewhere.

"Lin, Zi, Chao!"

Duoduo followed the sound and saw a head on the toilet window railing on the third floor, trying hard to stick out.

"Come back quickly!"

"Teacher, I want to watch it for a while longer."

"Come back to class!"

"it is good."

Although he said this, in fact people still watched it with gusto, and the aunt was very happy to see it.

When the teacher saw that Duoduo was motionless, he asked the squad leader to go down and fetch someone.

Then, the spectators get +1.

Waiting and waiting, the teacher went to the toilet and stretched his head to take a look. The two little cuties were watching with gusto.

The teacher was tired and had no strength to shout.

Come on, if you want to watch the fun, just watch it. As long as you don't run around, that's fine.

During the second period, two children came to the classroom, and the teacher asked angrily, "Look, why don't you watch it?"

Duoduo said very matter-of-factly, "It's not that we didn't want to see it, it was the police who took the person away."

The teacher's expression was hehe, "Go in and study hard in class, classmate Lin Zichao."

Duoduo beat the teacher's chest, "Teacher, don't worry, trust me!"

The teacher was amused by him again.

Less than ten minutes into the class, the teacher is preparing for a test to see how many hours the children have mastered...

Duoduo raised his hand to indicate that he had to go to the toilet, looking very anxious.

The teacher glanced at him lightly, his expression unmoved.

"Sit down, I don't know what you are going to do yet. You can't go out until after the exam."

This kid must want to go out and play again, he has used this trick a lot.

Duoduo said anxiously, "Teacher, I really want to go to the toilet..."

The teacher pretended not to hear and stood on the podium and told the children, "Write carefully. If you don't know how, don't write randomly. Write the following first."

Duoduo pouted and was about to run to the toilet, but was stopped by the teacher.

"Go back to your seat and write your papers."

"Teacher, I need to go to the toilet. I am serious this time!"

The teacher saw that Duoduo was not joking, and his face turned red. This was something he had never done before.

"Then go quickly..."

"Come on, it's too late..."

Then, I heard two popping sounds, and then there was a smell of bad daddy. Both the teacher and the classmates changed their faces.

No matter how thick-skinned Duoduo is, he can't stand it!

Wow, I cried.

"Teacher, wuwu, I pooped my pants..."

The teacher quickly asked other students in the class to continue taking the exam, and took Duoduo to the toilet to clean up, apologizing to the little guy along the way.

In the toilet, Duoduo cried with tears in her eyes, "My classmates will definitely laugh at me. I'm done. My whole life's reputation is ruined... wuwu... Teacher, please pay!"

The teacher was busy cleaning up, but did not forget to comfort him.

"Teacher didn't mean it. I thought you were looking for an excuse to go out to play again. I'm sorry. Teacher, can you give me a toy?"

Duoduocai doesn't like toys. What kind of toys does he want?

"I don't want toys, I want face. Teacher, please give me face!"

The teacher is dumbfounded, how can I compensate for this?

"Oh, we are all classmates, in the same class, they won't laugh at you."

"You can lie, I can. Teacher, please forgive me."

The teacher saw that he was anxious and quickly comforted him.

"Chengchengcheng, I'll make it up to you. I'll go to the class in a moment and apologize to you in front of the whole class, okay?"

Duoduo pouted and reluctantly said, "Okay, make sure the whole class doesn't laugh at me."

The teacher finally finished his work and realized that there were no extra pants or spare pants in the class. What should we do?

"Teacher, did you hear that?"

"I heard it, I heard it, whatever you say is whatever it is, it all depends on you."

Duoduo expressed his satisfaction and looked down, "Teacher, what should I wear?"

The teacher doesn’t know either!

"Wait a minute, I'll ask the classmates in the class who brought spare pants."

Finally, I borrowed a pair of pants from another class.

Duoduo asked in shock, "Teacher, did other classes find out about me shitting my pants?"

The teacher was stunned for a moment, then smiled awkwardly under Duoduo's gaze.

"Okay, it seems so."

The tears I had just suppressed started to cry again.

"Don't cry. Will the teacher take you to his class to apologize to you later?"

"to make!"

The teacher just felt tired.

However, what I didn't expect was.

Before anyone could leave the toilet, the bell rang.

As soon as the children were coaxed out of the classroom, they were all talking about Duoduo pooping his pants. What's more, many classmates came to the toilet to watch the fun.

A lot of tears flew away for the third time.

This also made the teacher very worried. When he was brainstorming, two policemen came over.

Find Duoduo.

The reason is that they found through monitoring that Duoduo watched the show from beginning to end the longest.

So I wanted to take Duoduo there to understand the situation.

This matter was quite urgent. The teacher took Duoduo and left with the police, and I don’t know who passed the news.

It is said that the police came to criticize and educate Duo Duo because he had his pants in his pocket!

Do not believe?

Look, everyone has been taken away.

When we arrived at the police station, the teacher was very nervous. Duoduo was still immersed in the matter of unzipping his trouser pockets and was very sad.

In the mediation room, the two protagonists were very angry. When they saw the police bringing witnesses, they couldn't help but be stunned.

"Come on, kid, tell me what you see."

The policeman held Duoduo on a chair and pointed at the two of them and asked.

Duoduo was not afraid of the stage. He tilted his head and thought for a while, then told the police everything he knew.

"No, it was him who pushed me, so I started fighting with him."

Duoduo corrected him, "It was because you called him a **** that he pushed you, uncle."

In the process of retelling, most of the curse words that the adults used were told to the people present intact.

Everyone's expressions were so rich that the two men blushed with embarrassment under the police's obscene gaze.

"I'm right, uncle, that's what you said."

Another protagonist gave Duoduo a thumbs up, "Yes, that's what the police officer scolded me at that time. I was so angry that I pushed him. He was the one who did it."

The other party expressed his dissatisfaction, "If you were reasonable, would I scold you? That's funny."

Nothing much happened next, the teacher was going to take him back to school.