I just graduated from college and asked my goddess teacher to take maternity leave
Chapter 193 The child’s problem is explosive
On New Year's Eve, we have to stay up late. We can't turn off the lights at home and keep the TV on.
Although the two babies didn't understand what New Year was, the festive atmosphere infected them and they were particularly lively tonight.
Xiaobao would even make a big fuss about his bad behavior, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't know.
Father Leng rushed over, "Grandpa is here. Grandpa is making a fuss with little Paula."
The chattering sounds of the grandfather and grandson came from the toilet, and the conversation was explosive.
"Grandpa, why does Stinky stink so much?"
"Because it stinks, that's why it's called stinky."
"Can it be eaten?"
"Child, don't try this. It's garbage. You'll get sick if you eat it."
"The one Mom ate was stinky. It smelled bad and tasted delicious."
"That one is for food, and this one we pulled out is garbage..."
Father Leng was anxious, fearing that he had not explained clearly. What would happen if the child's curiosity aroused?
It’s so scary just thinking about it!
Leng's father was helpless and quickly called Leng's mother over, "Explain to the child quickly that poop daddy cannot be eaten."
Mother Leng's eyes widened, her expression cracked, and she asked in a low voice.
"Xiaobao wants to eat?"
“When he’s curious, he’s not far away from eating.”
Leng's mother took a cold breath, ignoring the stench in the air, and patiently explained to the little guy for a long time.
"Tell grandma, you can't eat stinky!"
"The baby doesn't know how to eat. The baby will get sick if he eats it. He knows how to get injections!"
This sentence made people very satisfied after hearing it. I once suspected that what dispelled Xiaobao's curiosity was not the previous rationale, but the injection.
Leng's mother came out and said something meaningful to her daughter and son-in-law.
"Keep an eye on the little baby and don't let him develop an appetite for strange things."
The couple was confused and looked in the direction of the toilet.
Shocked!
Lin Feng thought of a child in his village. His parents went out to do farm work. The child woke up at home and pooped, then played everywhere.
Some people speculated that the child must have eaten it. After all, what does a child know at such a young age?
Now, this child is married and has children, and the older generation still laughs at him about this.
It can be said to be a hurdle that will never be overcome in a lifetime.
Leng's father said that the child would not be curious about Xiuxiu in the future, let alone eat it, because he knew how to get injections.
Looking at the innocent Xiaobao, they comforted themselves.
When children are still young, it is normal for them to be curious about new things.
At half past nine, take the two children to bed!
The two little guys rolled around and jumped on the bed as usual.
The couple looked at each other, lay on the bed and closed their eyes, pretending to be asleep!
Xiaobao crawled over, turned his father's head, and kissed him.
"Dad? Dad?"
Lin Feng dug his fingers into his nose, but Lin Feng remained indifferent, still sleeping without any reaction.
Xiao Baoba took a bite on Lin Feng's face. It didn't hurt, but it was full of saliva.
"Dad? Play with the baby, play with the baby!"
After saying that, he rocked back and forth. Lin Feng remained indifferent, as if he was dead in sleep.
Xiaobao was bored and went over to tease his mother again.
Wiping his nose and eyes, pulling his eyelids, biting his cheeks, shaking him back and forth, and constantly urging him to call his mother!
Dabao, on the other hand, plays with toys alone without disturbing the adults.
Leng Meng'an pretended to be asleep at first, but then she really fell asleep.
Lin Feng kept paying attention to their movements, and he didn't know what the two children were playing behind him...
Turn around, continue to close your eyes and pretend to sleep, and secretly open a crack when he is not prepared.
The two little guys were clearly out of energy at the moment, lying among the adults and feeling sleepy.
Twenty minutes later, the two little guys fell asleep completely, and Lin Feng put on their sleeping bags.
Early in the morning, the phone kept ringing, and the two children woke up.
In the morning, we had glutinous rice balls, and we made porridge for the babies, with half an egg yolk for each person.
"Eat quickly, let's go shopping after eating!" Father Leng teased his two grandsons.
Leng's mother heard him calling today, "Aren't you going to have tea?"
Father Leng smiled, "How can drinking tea bring joy to your grandson, isn't it, Xiaobao!"
After going out, Lin Feng tied Dabao's hair.
Dabao has only had one haircut when he was so old, and it was the time when he had his hair cut.
Now you can tie your hair into two little balls!
"Lin Feng's head can be pierced with this meatball!" Leng's mother said with a smile.
Lin Feng tied two more red ribbons on the two little balls. The twins were wearing the New Year clothes they bought last time. They were bright red and very festive.
Before setting off, ask where to go and have a destination.
When asked, everyone was confused and finally called Wu Yishuang’s mother.
He has gone abroad and is in Sanya.
Leng's mother was stunned, "Sanya? Why did you go to Sanya?"
Wu's mother was helpless, "Early this morning, Xiaoshuang gave us the air tickets and said he would give us a surprise. The hotel has been booked."
Leng Mu said, "Then you guys have fun..."
I hung up the phone and finally decided to take my kids to the largest wetland park in Yandu.
Shopping malls are definitely crowded and boring, so it is better to go to a place with good air and a good environment.
Very good, there is a traffic jam when I go out...
Father Leng frowned, "What's going on? What happened in front?"
Leng Mu, the co-pilot, took a look and said, "It seems there was a dispute up front."
Then he comforted Father Leng, "Okay, this is the first day of the Lunar New Year, so don't be so embarrassed."
Father Leng's black car has certain privileges, but he is usually low-key and doesn't apply to them.
He pursed his lips and waited, and it finally opened to traffic twenty minutes ago.
After driving for more than half an hour, we finally arrived at the largest ecological park in Yan City.
Father Leng stood with his hands behind his hands under the huge decorations, "That's right, that's true this year."
After that, Leng's mother was speechless as she looked here and there again.
"Letting you come out to play is not an inspection. Let's go!"
"I can be considered four-no-two-straight..."
The Ecological Park has also made good preparations to celebrate the New Year and the layout is very good.
The weather is nice today, there are many people coming to play, and there are also many vendors setting up stalls here.
The family walked all the way and looked around. As long as the two children wanted to buy, Leng's father bought them all.
The two children were greedy when they saw the candied haws and sugar paintings.
Father Leng whispered, "This is not delicious. I have diarrhea. Let's go. There are small animals ahead. Let's go see the animals."
The two children were so happy when they heard about the little animals!
Then, Father Leng was a little dazed with two hamsters in his hands.
"This thing will bite, so you should buy it for your children."
"Isn't this just because the two little guys like it..."
"It depends on the situation!"
Ten minutes later, Mother Leng was carrying two little rabbits with a bad look on her face.
"Didn't you say that you don't want your children to buy whatever they like?"
"I, you bought it, can't I buy it?"
"My hamster is much safer, but your hamster is more dangerous and can even kick people."
"When little Dabao and Xiaobao leave, I can eat rabbit meat. What can you do?"
Leng Meng'an came over to calm the two bickering people, "I've bought everything. Let's keep it in the yard later. Don't be angry for the Chinese New Year."
Mother Leng said, "It's your father who wants to quarrel with me."
Father Leng opened his mouth: I think the arguments are all wrong.
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