What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife

When Zhang Yu finished speaking, more than 140 monster beasts swayed their heads and tails, and lined up on both sides very obediently.

They lined up in two rows, neatly.

Looking at the teams standing in two rows, Zhang Yu said directly to them: "The female monsters hand over their underwear, and the male monsters hand over their three-piece suits." '

The monsters listened to the underwear and naturally knew what it was, but they didn't!

They are all covered by fur.

Then several female monsters opened their mouths and said: "Sir, we don't have underwear." '

"We can't transform into a human form on the battlefield, so we don't need that thing at all."

"Ah!" After Zhang Yu heard this, the boss was stunned with his mouth open.

He directly accused these monsters: "What kind of society is today?"

'Whether you are human, demon or beast, don't you have to have a heart of shame? '

"Don't you see these dogs are wearing clothes?"

Zhang Yu waved his hand and took out a projector to project images of cats, dogs and pet pigs wearing clothes.

While projecting, Zhang Yu said angrily: "Look at them, they are looking at you, everyone knows how to wear clothes."

"Everyone knows shame."

"You're still relying on virgin hair."

"Aren't you afraid of being exposed?"

"Aren't you ashamed?"

"Aren't you afraid of getting your hair dirty when you run in this forest?"

At this time, a crane mother monster opened her mouth and said: "Sir, our monster power will clean up these dust."

Hearing this, Zhang Yu's expression changed. When he was speaking and educating, there were still people who dared to talk back. Who had the courage?

Zhang Yu directly said with a sullen face: "Who said this just now?"

Listening to Zhang Yu's words, all the monsters turned back to look at the female crane who spoke.

Zhang Yu stepped down from the Flame Lion Demon Wolf step by step.

Every step taken, these monsters will feel scared at this moment.

When Zhang Yu came to the mother crane, he said to the crane: "Do you know how important this trace of demonic power is to us during the battle?"

"Maybe it's the key to us turning defeat into victory."

While talking, Zhang Yu listed several animation examples.

He directly deceived the female crane into being stunned.

Zhang Yu finally looked at the mother crane and said righteously: "Do you understand?"

"Understood, my lord."

"Thank you for your teachings, sir." The mother crane was moved to tears.

Zhang Yu nodded with great satisfaction, and then said to all the monsters in an experienced tone: "If you follow me, I will be responsible for your lives."

While speaking, Zhang Yu waved his hand and a pile of underwear appeared next to it.

The monsters and beasts looked at these clothes they had never seen before, with a trace of doubt in their eyes.

Zhang Yu said directly to everyone: "Everyone, now your team comes to collect your own clothes."

As a result, countless female monsters came forward, wearing various types of underwear.

Zhang Yu felt this scene was extremely dazzling.

Some monsters such as cranes and snakes cannot wear them at all.

It looked nondescript, so Zhang Yu quickly reminded: "If you have big clothes, use your demonic power to pull them, but don't let them fall off."

"After all, you are now a member of our underwear army."

Zhang Yu looked at countless monsters wearing underwear. He was afraid that walking on the street would shock people from all walks of life to death.

He had already thought of the scene where his underwear monster beast army appeared in front of everyone.

But now he had a plan to complete.

This plan is to disgust those monks.

Zhang Yu saw that his underwear had been put on by these monsters, and they were all very sexy. He showed a satisfied expression.

At this time, Zhang Yu looked at the male monster and said, "I don't think you can hand over a three-piece suit."

All the monsters looked confused and had no idea what a three-piece suit was.

Zhang Yu explained to them: "The so-called three-piece suit is a gun, a kidney, and a kidney."

After hearing this, all the monsters unconsciously tightened their legs.

Zhang Yu said to these monsters: "I know you hate people in the Buddhist world."

After saying this, Zhang Yu himself looked like a victim.

"You monsters may not understand."

"I am originally from the demon clan, and I have the same origin as you."

While speaking, Zhang Yu waved his right hand to display his demonic power, and his body became somewhat demonic.

But he stopped just in time.

Looking at the shocked eyes of all the monsters present, Zhang Yu said: "Perhaps you don't know that I am now forced to shave my head and become a monk because of this group of people from the Buddhist world."

"They saw my talent."

"Forcibly shave me and make me worship Buddhism."

"I hate them as much as you do."

As soon as these words came out, all the monsters in the audience were directly empathized by Zhang Yu's words, and they all opened their mouths and roared.

Especially the Flame Lion Demon Wolf, which was originally beaten the worst, but now it is shouting the most cheerfully.

Zhang Yu said to the male monster: "If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have known who to say this to."

The eyes of countless monster beasts were filled with sympathy, and they opened their mouths to comfort Zhang Yu.

This scene is weird. In fact, even Zhang Yu doesn't know why he is so easy to fool people.

Are they too simple, or are they too bad?

Zhang Yu prepared white underwear for these male monsters.

Countless monsters lined up to receive them one by one. After putting them on, Zhang Yu looked very satisfied.

At this time, the Flame Lion Demon Wolf looked at Zhang Yu and said, "Sir, we are willing to take revenge with you."

"Kill everyone in the Buddhist world."

When Zhang Yu heard this, he shook his head: "There are several strong men from the Da Luo realm in the Buddhist base area. How to kill them?"

"I'm just afraid that I'll get rid of myself."

As soon as these words came out, all the monsters looked at Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu said to all the monsters: "I have a plan, but it requires you to suffer a little."

As soon as these words came out, all the monsters looked at Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu said to everyone: "We don't need to kill them, but we can disgust them to death."

"As long as you keep defecating these days, I will give them a meteor poop."

"Let your poop fall on their heads, and tell me what the effect will be."

"Especially since I started preparing today, I'm adding some water and getting some ammonia in."

"The smell will be intoxicating for them."

As soon as these words came out, excitement appeared in the eyes of countless monster beasts.

Everyone said curiously: "Do you just need our poop?"

Zhang Yu nodded, but looked at the monsters present and said, "I just may need more of you."

And it requires all of you to hold it in and release it directly in mid-air.

"As for the issue of passing through their barrier, you can rest assured."