What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife
Chapter 329: They haven’t eaten pork, haven’t they seen pigs running?
When Zhang Yu took the fruit wine, he saw the fox fairy staring at him and thought to himself: "I'm afraid this fruit wine is not an ordinary fruit wine."
At the same time, his nose moved slightly, and the fragrance in the air was extraordinary.
Zhang Yu smiled slightly, this is how to play, right?
Then I'll play with you.
Hu Xian'er also realized that her eyes were too direct and quickly looked back.
He said to Zhang Yu: "Sister, I respect you by doing it first."
After saying that, he poured some directly from the bottle of fruit wine and drank it all in one gulp.
Zhang Yu glanced at it, but he didn't expect that this fox fairy was still an old man. Many men in bars like to make suggestions first, have a drink first, and then persuade the woman next to him to drink.
At first, women will not want to drink, but as long as they drink some wine, they will become slightly excited.
You will drink it without realizing it, and you won’t even know how you got drunk.
And this is also the reason why some men like to take women to drink.
Some women are also drunk and drink more than men.
Finally, well, indescribable.
Zhang Yu looked at this fox fairy, and he was afraid that she would be the only one to be called a scumbag in the world.
Zhang Yu was invulnerable to all poisons, so he was naturally not afraid of what was in these fruit wines. He directly said to Hu Xian'er: "Sister is so generous, and it is impossible for me to let my sister down."
While talking, he poured himself a bowl.
Being so proactive made Hu Xian'er's lips curl up to the extreme.
As long as he drinks this wine, Zhang Yu won't be able to run away tonight.
Not long after, the two of them drank one or two bottles, and Hu Xian'er's breathing became a little rapid involuntarily.
Zhang Yu looked at all this with a smile on his face, and finally came.
The effect of this medicine is too slow.
Zhang Yu looked at the spices he put next to him.
This is what Fairy Bai Yun used to induce Bai Yun's birth.
She asked for some, but I didn't expect it to come in handy here.
Zhang Yu couldn't help laughing when he thought of this.
Seeing that Hu Xian'er began to pounce on herself uncontrollably.
Zhang Yu's figure swayed and he waved his hand to stop Fox Fairy'er.
At the same time, she opened the window of her tree house and saw Tu Yu'er below.
Zhang Yu said to Tu Yu'er: "Sister, come up!"
When Tu Yu'er heard Zhang Yu's words, she entered the tree house in a flash.
Looking at Hu Xian'er who was already confused and infatuated, Tu Yu'er wanted to take off her clothes.
Zhang Yu quickly stopped her and said, "Sister, use this."
While talking, Zhang Yu took out an adult female toy.
Well, indescribable.
Tu Yu'er looked at the things in Zhang Yu's hands and was a little confused.
After Zhang Yu approached Tu Yu'er and whispered a few words in her ear, Tu Yu'er's cheeks turned red to the extreme.
He nodded slightly, looked at Zhang Yu and said, "Thank you."
Zhang Yu waved his hand: "Sister, I will not interfere with your feelings."
"I go first."
When Zhang Yu spoke, he disappeared directly into the tree hole.
When he reappeared, he had already arrived at a secret corner.
His fingers continuously condensed secret formations, shielding formations, silent formations, and camouflage formations.
Suddenly looking from the outside, Zhang Yu could not be seen at all.
After Zhang Yu finished all this, he took out his mobile phone from the imprinted space very excitedly.
He just placed a lot of micro-monitors in the tree house.
This monitor can record, play back, and pause.
It can also be downloaded.
I didn't go on it myself, I just watched it, and it shouldn't be too much to learn from the skills of these two people.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yu directly opened the phone and connected the monitor.
Suddenly, the screen switched to night mode, showing the two naked people.
At this moment, Tu Yu'er is holding the thing Zhang Yu gave her, it's just that.
Zhang Yu felt short of breath as he watched. This scene was so exciting.
This shouldn't be considered cheating on my part, at best it could be regarded as watching a documentary.
Zhang Yu comforted himself.
It feels very reasonable.
When he was halfway through, Zhang Yu wore a Bluetooth headset and listened to the heart-rending shouts inside.
My whole body couldn't help but tremble.
It's so evil, this Tu Yu'er is so good at playing.
But it’s time to start.
Zhang Yu pressed his finger, and the big speaker placed outside Hu Xian'er immediately played Hu Xian'er's weird voice.
As soon as this sound came out, the men stationed on guard immediately curled up their legs.
And those female cultivators who were not far away all ran under Hu Xian'er's tree house, listening to the howling of wolves.
All of them were blushing. They had never eaten pork. Haven’t they seen the pigs running?
Everyone knew what they were doing, and more and more people were attracted by the news of these two people causing trouble.
Zhang Yu shook his head. I'm really not a good person. Others use normal methods to lure tigers away from mountains. However, when I come here, my style of painting has changed.
It always feels a bit obscene.
Or is it because he is a little bit wretched that he would do this?
Zhang Yu shook his head and threw these thoughts directly out of his mind.
He is a good person.
Zhang Yu clicks to save it in real time and takes it out to enjoy when he has time.
As for now, it's time to get down to business.
Zhang Yu watched countless people gathering under Hu Xian'er's tree house.
With a smile on his lips, his figure disappeared directly from where he was.
When it reappeared, it had already attacked the tree hole.
Hei Lin watched this scene with red eyes.
I was speechless, and it took me a long time to hold back a sentence.
Shameless.
But even she had to admire Zhang Yu's method, although shameless, but extremely useful.
In her perception, all the guards in the tree hole were attracted by the sound played by Zhang Yu.
After all, many people here are single.
Countless people have the mentality of watching a show.
For example.
Your neighbor was having an affair, but you discovered it, and you could just see the two of them doing business from your window.
But your mother told you to cook.
You will definitely put out the fire at this moment.
I took out my mobile phone and took a photo of this wonderful scene without any hesitation.
After all, rice can be cooked slowly, but such an exciting scene may not always be visible.
This is also true for these women from the demon world. They are in the fifth mountain and all have barriers outside the tree houses they live in.
There are other people stationed outside the barrier, and there are seven or eight layers of barriers inside the tree cave.
It's almost too safe to be safe.
It is for this reason that most of the female cultivators inside do not have much sense of crisis.
So even the people who were guarding the tree hole came to watch the show.
His eyes were still shining with excitement.
This is just what Zhang Yu intended.
This is what Hei Lin admired. Although this method is dirty and even disgraceful, it can achieve the goal very effectively.
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