What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife

Zhang Yu didn't react at all, and fell to the ground like a black dog.

"oops!"

Zhang Yu felt the severe pain of his head hitting the floor, touched his head and stood up from the ground in pain.

While he was rubbing his head, he glanced at his head brother quietly.

Zhang Yu also knew that he had caused a big disaster this time, so he asked Zhang Mingshan, the teacher's nephew, to inform his senior brother.

He also gave the last bowl of chicken soup he had saved so hard to his senior brother.

After drinking this bowl of chicken soup, he was also an accomplice.

Jian Yiming looked at his three angry senior brothers and sisters and took them away with a wave of his hand, changing places to discuss solutions to the problem.

When everyone left, Zhang Yu relaxed and lay on the ground and breathed a sigh of relief.

The young man's life was finally saved.

Zhang Yu himself also had difficulties.

The reason why he takes those heavenly and earthly treasures, mythical beasts, and miraculous medicines.

It's all because of watching TV.

The main reason is simply that I don’t want to practice, and it’s too tiring to practice.

Every morning when I wake up, I see Shushan disciples practicing swordsmanship and flying with their swords.

I was quite interested in it at first, until I was pulled up to practice at six o'clock every morning.

Wouldn't it be fatal to ask a person who has difficulty getting up early to get up early?

So he had to take shortcuts.

It's like the TV drama about falling off a cliff, eating treasures and the flesh of mythical beasts, and becoming destructive.

He tried all these methods, but they proved useless.

He also made Shushan so intimidated that he would pinch his buttocks when he saw him sleeping in the middle of the night.

He was just curious occasionally and wanted to try out what kind of thing would come out of mating a phoenix and a nine-color glazed chicken.

As a result, he was discovered by his senior brother, who chased him three mountains and was finally caught, hung up and beaten.

After that time, all the mythical beasts in Shu Mountain felt their anus tighten when they looked at me.

Zhang Yu looked at the mountain peaks outside the hall.

The surrounding mountains are towering and the surroundings are filled with clouds and mist.

Phoenixes soared outside, and the surroundings looked like a fairyland.

From time to time, there is a disciple named Shushan flying with his sword and wandering among the mountains.

There are palaces towering into the clouds on every mountain peak, and all of these palaces belong to the elders of Shushan.

Looking at the familiar scenes in Shushan, Zhang Yu sighed a little, as he had already been in Shushan for a year.

It was a bit unexpected for him to come to Shushan. He just slept at home and came to Shushan when he woke up.

Without even knowing what happened, he was directly accepted as a disciple by acting master and became Shushan's junior uncle.

As for his parents, they disappeared when he was seven or eight years old. He only had money deposited into his bank card every month, and he relied on this money to survive.

According to the head of Shushan, he said that he followed the agreement between his parents and the previous head of Shushan to go to the secular world to bring him back.

Even here in Shushan, everyone respects and loves themselves.

It's much more interesting than the mundane outside world.

At this time, two Shushan disciples passed by Zhang Yu and whispered, "It's really embarrassing for us in Shushan to have such a junior uncle."

"I don't know anything. I only know how to sneak around and pick out birds' eggs all day long."

Listening to these words, Zhang Yu's expression froze on his face.

"What are you talking about?"

"You can talk about someone as good as my junior uncle?"

At this time, Zhang Mingshan had just picked up his crutches from outside and wanted to go up and teach the two Shushan disciples a lesson, but was stopped by Zhang Yu.

"Forget it, Mingshan, they don't understand."

"Those who don't know are not guilty. Sooner or later, they will understand my uncle's good intentions."

Zhang Mingshan nodded. Only he understands the painstaking efforts of his uncle. Only disciples like them, who are too talented in cultivation in Shushan and will not live long, understand.

Zhang Yu walked to the door of the hall and sat down.

The Shushan Hall is located on the main peak of Shushan. It is the highest among the surrounding peaks and can clearly see other peaks.

Judging from the posture of Senior Brother and the others, they must be discussing how to deal with themselves.

Zhang Yu is not afraid. He has already tested the bottom line of these brothers and elders. It is true that they are bothering him, and killing him will not hurt them.

As long as he doesn't die, he can stay alive.

Zhang Yu sat on the stairs and looked into the distance, sighing silently. Now, he has not had a girlfriend yet, and he wants to find a wife.

Zhang Yu set his sights on the major peaks of Shu Mountain.

This year, he has found out which peaks in Shu Mountain have beauties.

On the other side, Jian Yixuan brought the first elder, second elder, and third elder to a quiet place in Shu Mountain.

Jian Yixuan looked at the three elders and said, "Junior brothers and sisters, what are you going to do with Xiaoyu this time?"

After hearing this, the three people quickly came up with a lot of ways to deal with it: "Expelled from Shushan."

"Ten thousand lashes."

"A hundred years of confinement."

A series of outrageous disposal methods emerged.

At this moment, Jian Yixuan looked at the three of them and shook his head: "Junior brothers, you are too small. Your structure is too small."

"Think about it, what does our little junior want to do most at this age?"

"Get something for nothing!"

"Eating and waiting to die!"

"fall in love?"

When the voices sounded one after another, Jian Yixuan nodded: "It's too much to just eat and wait to die!"

"However, he is getting something for nothing. Master must have his own reasons for letting him become our junior brother."

"We can't disobey the teacher and drive him out, but we can let him go out on his own."

"Let him fall in love."

"It's just love in the world of cultivation. I don't think it's worthy of our little junior brother."

"We have to send him to heaven, and let him go to the fairy in the sky with all his strength."

"If you want to do anything stupid, let God do it all!"

"Just don't mess with us in Shushan. Out of sight and out of mind."

After hearing this, the great elder looked at Jian Yixuan and said, "Senior brother, are you planning to use that?"

Jian Yixuan winked, nodded and laughed.

Everyone looked at Jian Yixuan and immediately understood and quickly agreed: "Yes, the elixir left by the master is indeed suitable for people without any cultivation."

"But the question is, can the junior brother withstand the catastrophe?"

"Although he is a bit lazy, prefers not to practice, thinks about spiritual beasts every day, and steals women's underwear from the sect... he is still a human being!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.

Jian Yixuan looked at the sky and said: "My junior brother has eaten countless treasures from heaven and earth. The reason why his cultivation level has not improved is because he has never practiced at all, which caused the spiritual energy to dissipate and unable to gather itself."

"But his body has been baptized by heavenly materials and earthly treasures, and has long been extremely hard. Furthermore, no one knows about our little junior brother's immortal talent, so it can't be explored. He has no training and can't be sure."

When Jian Yixuan's words came out, the four people looked at each other.

The great elder took the lead and said: "Then listen to the words of the head brother,"

"Let the junior brother take the last elixir left by the ancestors of Shushan - the % elixir."

‘Let’s send our little junior brother to heaven to become an immortal and have an immortal love. ’ the great elder said impassionedly.

After that, Jian Yixuan interrupted the elder: 'That's right, we are not sending the junior brother to heaven to become an immortal, we are sending the junior brother to find a fairy as a wife. ’

When everyone heard this, their eyes lit up: "That's right, I'm sending my junior brother up to find his wife."

The four of them looked at each other and laughed.