What? Let me find a fairy to be my wife
Chapter 155: Onychomycosis, I don’t want it anymore!
As soon as they finished speaking, the four girls looked at Zhang Yu and Yue Lianyi.
These two people have different identities, and they cannot treat them casually like they are juniors.
He could only suppress his anger and look at Zhang Yu and calmly said to Zhang Yu: "Junior brother, there is no way we can forgive that old guy."
"It's useless for anyone to plead for mercy today!"
"That's right!" Taoist nun Shangzhen, Mo Jin, and Qingyun Sword Immortal replied in unison. Today they must be beaten to death or crippled by the old guy.
How dare you slander them in private.
Looking at their looks, Zhang Yu knew that the four girls had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Sisters-in-law, you have misunderstood my brother."
"My brother is here to deliver equipment to my sisters. The spirit sword can no longer hurt my senior brother."
When Zhang Yu spoke, he directly took out four fairy swords: "This is a small gift from my little brother. I hope you will accept it!"
The four fairy swords are all suitable for women. The four women looked at each other and Jueyin Hand Rulan was the first to take the fairy sword and said: "My sister-in-law accepted the gift from my junior brother." ’
"When I finish teaching that old guy a lesson, I'll come back to my brother to catch up with him!"
Zhang Yu nodded.
Make way.
Rulan disappeared directly on the spot.
The other three girls, Taoist Sister Shangzhen, Sword Immortal Qingyu, and the owner of Moyun Villa, Mo Jin, all took the girl who had athlete's foot.
They accepted it unceremoniously.
Holding the fairy sword in his hand, he attacked Jian Yixuan.
In the blink of an eye, the four people disappeared.
After everyone left, Zhang Yu looked at the red faces of everyone present and said, "My nieces and nephews, you can laugh if you want!"
"Why are you holding it in?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience couldn't help it and laughed crazily.
At this time, Yue Lianyi came over and looked at Zhang Yu and said, "Deng disciple, did senior brother really tell you these things?"
The rest of the people also looked over, and the four elders were also curious.
After all, this was the first time they knew that their senior brother was hiding so deeply.
I had four girlfriends at the same time, each of whom was a remarkable figure in the world of cultivation.
So they are very curious now
Is everything the junior brother said just now true?
Zhang Yu looked at the eyes of everyone who was looking at him and said, "I made up all those things just now!"
"But it should be basically right."
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Zhang Yu in shock. Can you guess this?
Even Yue Lianyi looked at Zhang Yu with some confusion, wondering how he guessed it.
Zhang Yu held Yue Lianyi's hand and said directly to the others: "I'll leave this place to you."
"Let's go first!"
Seeing that Zhang Yu didn't say anything, the others didn't ask any more questions. After all, what they were looking forward to was waiting for the ring grabbing session.
Zhang Yu stepped forward with Yue Lianyi.
The whole person returned to his palace.
In the palace, Yue Lianyi looked at Zhang Yu with all her eyes.
She was really curious about how the disciple deceived the four women without knowing it.
Looking at Yue Lianyi's curious gaze.
Zhang Yu pulled Yue Lianyi to sit on the bench.
At the same time, he took out a handful of potato chips, opened them and handed them to her.
Yue Lianyi's eyes lit up after seeing the potato chips.
He took the potato chips very skillfully.
Zhang Yu looked at Yue Lianyi who was chewing potato chips and told her everything she was curious about.
"Yi'er doesn't know that you noticed that Jueyin's hands are like waves. Although there is no smell on her body, her feet are bigger than other shoes."
Yue Lianyi nodded, which she noticed.
"Generally, if the foot is of unusual size, it means that her foot is very painful. People with onychomycosis are generally extremely prone to paronychia."
"Even if she is an immortal cultivator, as long as she does not undergo an immortal tribulation and transform into a mortal body, the onychomycosis will always remain on her nails."
"In addition, once people feel guilty about something that they don't want others to see, they will try their best to cover it up!"
"So she's actually walking backwards on both feet a lot of the time!"
"That's because she doesn't want people to know that she has onychomycosis. However, this type of onychomycosis can be easily removed. It only needs to be washed away by washing the marrow or using spiritual energy to wash it away!"
"She has already reached this level, and she still has onychomycosis. It seems that senior brother really likes her legs?"
"Then why do you know she doesn't wash her feet?"
When Zhang Yu heard this, he looked directly at Yue Lianyi and said, "Excuse me, Yi'er, have you washed your feet?"
When Zhang Yu's voice fell, Yue Lianyi's eyes lit up.
Yup!
They don't wash their feet. They use the spirit-clearing technique to clean the dirt on their bodies. In addition, they are cultivators and are not stained by the world, so they don't need to wash their feet.
After understanding this, Yue Lianyi suddenly discovered another characteristic of Zhang Yu.
Good at observation and reasoning.
Yue Lianyi also understood what the others said without Zhang Yu's words.
These people look at who is closest to Jian Yixuan and who is the farthest. Mo Jin is the closest and Jian Xian is the farthest.
Mo Jin even wanted others to know about their relationship.
Sword Immortal Qingyun was afraid.
This is the reason for what Zhang Yu just said.
As for Taoist Sister Shangzhen's body odor, it was simply too strong and could not be concealed.
I really don’t know why I keep my body odor when it can be easily solved.
At the same time, outside the sky, four women held four fairy swords and surrounded Jian Yixuan.
Taoist Aunt Shangzhen looked at Jian Yixuan with a sad face: "Stinky Taoist, it's just because of your words that you like heavy flavors!"
"It took a lot of hard work for the poor nun to get back the smell of body odor."
"During the day, I would wrap my armpits with spiritual energy if I was afraid of being smelled by my disciples!"
"At night, I'm going to have to be looked down into my armpits and sniffed at with all my might by you, a bastard!"
"If it weren't for your words, it would be so delicious and enjoyable."
"How can a poor nun endure so much criticism? He even called her a little goblin when we were chatting last night."
"Now you dislike my body odor!"
"It's okay if you don't want this body odor!"
"No! Little goblin!" As soon as these words came out, Jian Yixuan's mouth turned bitter.
"How can I live without this body odor?"
The spiritual energy on Jueyin's hand like Lan was also circulating: "Jian Yixuan, you stinky Taoist priest, don't you know how much I have suffered for your little hobby?"
"I suffer from the smell of my feet, and I suffer from the pain of onychomycosis that turns my toes rotten."
"Just because of your dirty habits!"
"You said you like me with taste."
"You said you like my smelly feet!"
"Because it makes you taste like the stinky tofu your mother made when you were a kid."
"I was with my mother before, and I smelled my athlete's foot every night."
"Now that I'm talking about this, do you still want to face me?"
At this point, Jueyin Shou Rulan's eyes welled up with tears: "Since you dislike it so much!"
"Then let these stinky feet cease to exist!"
"Onychomycosis, I don't want it anymore!"
"You have to eat your big rotten feet like stinky tofu when you sleep. I don't want it anymore."
"No!"
"No!"
"Little Rulan, little goblin, you don't want me!" Jian Yixuan shouted weakly with his mouth open.
If there was no body odor and foot odor, how would he live from now on?
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