Star Railroad: Inquisitor of Phokarus

"Dip - added data, Funina has 2 points."

Fu Nina and Jiang Ming were slightly stunned and did not react for a moment.

"2...2 points? What do you mean?" Funina opened her mouth slightly and scratched the back of her head.

Jiang Ming came to the non-refractive glass used to store the fixed-point gun and flipped through the strange object journal.

"I understand, this thing has its own scoring system, Puff, it seems you only have 2 points in her eyes."

Then Jiang Ming's eyes lit up and he pointed to the contents in the log and showed it to Funina: "Look at the puff, the space bouquet only has 2 points."

Funina was not as depressed as she imagined, but her words were still hesitant.

"This... what does this mean? It means that I, Funina, is blooming beautifully and freely like a bouquet in the universe, exquisite and elegant, sought after by thousands of people, as bright as starlight!"

"But it says that the door of the laboratory has 10 points. Doesn't this mean that you are not even as good as the door?"

Funina's face turned a little darker.

"Maybe there's just something wrong with the gun. Seeing the powerful god down a bit, there's something wrong."

"Look at the eyeballs on this gun, they are constantly moving around with malicious intent. It's so obscene."

Funina was still trying to explain to herself, how could she lose to a gun?

But then, the eyes on the fixed-point gun looked at Jiang Ming: "Beep-new data, Jiang Ming has 99 points."

???

Jiang Ming and Funina looked at each other, and Jiang Ming had a bad feeling.

"What a broken gun? Why does Jiang Ming have a score of 99? I don't accept it!"

Jiang Ming quickly grabbed the dancing Funina: "Don't be impulsive."

"Don't pull me, Jiang Ming, let's see if I don't smash it today!"

The eyes on the target gun seemed a little naughty, looking at Fu Nina who had broken through the defense with a playful look.

"No, no, no, no, no, no. Rare objects are very precious. I can't afford the compensation if I sell them to you!"

Fu Nina stopped. Jiang Ming took a breath and let go of Fu Nina.

"Ooooooo, Jiang Ming, what do you mean? Am I worse than this broken gun?"

Funina turned her head and looked at Jiang Ming with an aggrieved look.

The heterochromatic pupils seemed to be covered with mist.

"Hey, hey, I don't have it, I don't have it. Look, it says Star Train's Pam has only 1 point. On March th, she can't be judged."

Funina could only pouted her lips at this time. She finally let Jiang Ming suffer once and let him go this time.

Then he looked satisfied: "Hahahaha, you see, Jiang Ming, there is someone with a lower rating than me."

The corner of Jiang Ming's mouth twitched a little. It was really outrageous for Funina to sit at the trial table.

With Fu Nina's self-deprecating look, would she be hit by a fixed-point gun? She doesn't seem to care about other people's teasing.

After briefly browsing the log of fixed-point guns and rare items, Jiang Ming also learned something. This gun actually has the rating of Silver Wolf...

100 points, is it really that outrageous? Looking at the recorded information above, Jiang Ming was somewhat certain that Yinlang must have hacked into the system and tampered with it privately.

After all, after seeing the above records, Jiang Ming could probably determine the entire incident.

【? ? ? Researcher: Let’s play...]

【? ? ? Researcher: Added a new piece of data, Silver Wolf 100 points. 】

According to Jiang Ming's guess, Silver Wolf must have been breached by the fixed-point gun, and he scored 100 points for himself.

Is it possible for a scientific researcher to look so stupid? He also recorded the words "play for a while"...

"Jiang Ming Jiang Ming! Look, this crown fits me perfectly. This is what a god should look like!"

Jiang Ming was interrupted from thinking by Funina's voice and turned to look.

I saw Funina wearing a crown studded with crystals, exuding a variety of colors. Funina's little top hat had long been thrown to the ground.

"Puff, don't throw things around. Don't you like your hat the most? Why did you throw it away so casually?"

Jiang Ming impatiently picked up the hat on the ground and patted the dust on it.

I didn't forget to say: "By the way, don't touch these strange objects. Who knows what strange functions these things have. Put the crown back."

However, Jiang Ming didn't hear any movement and was a little surprised. He looked up and saw Funina wearing a crown and giggling.

"???"

"Puff, what's wrong with you?"

Jiang Ming held Funina's shoulders and shook her back and forth, but there was no reaction.

"Hehehe, I am the new emperor of Yotwood. I have infinite wisdom. Yotwood will last forever!"

If he was careless, he should have put Puff in a cage, causing trouble all day long. Now he is fine. Being affected by this magical thing, his IQ seems to have been greatly changed.

I was already dumb enough, but now I'm even dumber...

Jiang Ming suddenly became serious and said to Funina: "Puff, you are not the emperor of Yotwood. You are the Seven Earthly Rulers of Teyvat and the water god in charge of Fontaine."

"I am the god of Fontaine...the seven rulers in the world?" Fu Nina's eyes were dull and she murmured.

"Yes, you are a god, not an emperor. Be obedient and take off the crown now."

With that said, Jiang Ming was ready to put his hand on Funina's head and take off the crown.

Suddenly, Funina took a few steps back and covered the crown on her head with both hands.

"No! I am the emperor of Yotwood! Little crazy gangster! Come here, the guards will take him down!"

There was no response from the large collection room.

"Where are the guards? Where are the people?" Funina suddenly realized that she was alone and stared at Jiang Ming.

"You are such a rebel, you actually want to overthrow my country and the great Yotwood!"

"Even if I am the only one left in the country, I will not give in!"

"I will turn into pure mineral, embedded..."

Looking at the unconscious Fu Nina, Jiang Ming felt a headache. It seemed that he could only prescribe the right medicine. He ignored Fu Nina. Jiang Ming turned around and picked up the rare object journal and began to study the crown on Fu Nina's head.

[Name of the strange object: Unbearable weight]

【No.: 458】

[Note: Before using this rare item, you need to attach a "Personal Intelligence Level Appraisal Form" to the application]

Jiang Ming also understood now that the intelligence level must be assessed before use. No wonder Funina is like this now.

He held his forehead and looked at Funina beside her. She seemed to be addicted to being an emperor.

He doesn't look like a serious emperor at all, just like...the emperor's stupid son?

No, the emperor's foolish daughter.

"Hahaha, Jiang Ming, I now make you the commander of Yotwood's army. Take my sergeants to occupy the entire universe!"

"Spread the blessings of Fukalos, the current emperor of Yotwood, throughout the starry sky!"

Jiang Ming frowned: "There seems to be something wrong with the situation. It seems that violent measures must be implemented."