A cigarette afterwards is better than a living god.

Well, our hero doesn’t smoke.

"Is this the project worth 300 million yuan you mentioned?" No matter how dumb a woman is, she will react after the whole thing has happened.

"Well, scientists say that men ejaculate 2-6 ml each time, which is about million tadpoles..."

"I'll bite you to death." Zeng Jingyi, who was angry and embarrassed, really bit Xia Haoyang's arm hard.

Then a miserable and tragic cry was heard, breaking the silence of the night above Yancheng.

"You bite so hard, you're murdering your own husband."

Two rows of deep teeth marks appeared on someone's arm, and blood was oozing out.

"I was so stupid as to believe it. If you keep lying to me like this, I will bite you every time I see you." Zeng Jingyi said hatefully.

"Well, a gentleman talks instead of taking action. You can also talk nonsense seriously. Western politicians are the best at this. You can also learn from me and imitate them."

"I'm a woman, not a gentleman. No matter what, I'll bite you if you do this again in the future."

"Only women and villains are hard to raise!"

"If you say that again, I'll bite you to death." Zeng Jingyi pretended to bite Xia Haoyang's arm again.

But this time Zeng Jingyi did not have a hard heart. She just kissed his arm gently, then wrapped her arms around Xia Haoyang's belly and leaned her face tightly against his back.

Zeng Jingyi's sudden tenderness made Xia Haoyang stop joking and just lie on his side. For a long time, neither of them spoke, both enjoying the quiet sweetness.

"Does it still hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt. You can bite deeper next time. The heroine Zhao Min in The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber also bit Zhang Wuji's arm. She wanted him to remember her. After biting him, she used medicine to make Zhang Wuji's arm rot further. It seems that Mr. Jin's writing is really based on life."

"I won't bite you anymore." The lovely girl behind him suddenly shook her head, and because she was pressed against his back, the movement of her hair made Xia Haoyang feel a little itchy.

"It's okay, bite me if you want. I'm your man, so biting me is natural, but you can't bite other men."

"I won't bite you. I love you, my husband. From this moment on, I will use all my energy to love you more every day." After saying these words from the heart, Zeng Jingyi hugged him even tighter.

Xia Haoyang was also moved when he suddenly heard Zeng Jingyi's true feelings, but he said nothing. He just lay quietly on his side.

Only when Zeng Jingyi's arms loosened a little did he turn to face Zeng Jingyi, kissed her lightly on the lips, and then hugged her with his backhand.

When you are watching TV or movies, many times when faced with the true feelings of the male and female protagonists, you will feel embarrassed, or have a feeling of irritation and disdain. That feeling is like sharp fingertips scratching across glass, and you just want to change the channel quickly.

Now Xia Haoyang knew that it was because the acting skills of the male and female actors were too poor, because you could not integrate into the emotions between the two that did not exist at all, but when your emotions with each other are so strong that they cannot be dissolved, her true feelings will really move you and go deep into your heart, and this is the same for men and women.

So sweet words are only effective for couples in love, or in other words, only for people who love each other.

But no matter how much a couple loves each other, the dawn will rise.

It was another bright sunny day, a normal working day. At 8:30, Zeng Jingyi went downstairs with Xia Haoyang on time, while Xiao Mengyan, who had been busy all morning, was already waiting on the sofa.

"Sister Jing, Fatty Boss, I've mopped the floor, changed the cat's water, added cat food, opened a can of cat food, and shoveled the cat poop. We can go to work now, hehe." Xiao Mengyan rubbed her nose with her hand, looking like a child who was quickly praising me.

"Okay, let's go." Xia Haoyang snapped his fingers pretentiously.

As soon as she arrived at the company, Zeng Jingyi informed everyone to go to the luxury house in Baguo Village for dinner tonight, on the grounds that they would watch the football game together in the evening.

Following the advice of Qin Jiali and others, they decided to have a barbecue in the evening, and they planned to grill it themselves, so Zeng Jingyi needed to make some preparations, but that was not a problem.

"The crispy pork I had at XX restaurant last time was delicious, but I heard that the crispy pork at that restaurant was actually pre-prepared. I was so angry, but it just so happens that we can buy some tonight."

Xia Haoyang shook his head when he heard such remarks. The food was delicious, but was it pre-made? So far, the matter was clear and logical, but what was the logic of buying some tonight? Every word was understandable, but why was it so unclear when the whole sentence was connected? Was he angry or not?

I'd better go back to my office and take a rest. This world is really scary. No, it's women's logic that is really scary.

The women talked about food, and the men, of course, talked about ball.

Upon hearing that they were going to have barbecue and watch a football game together in the evening, Tianci immediately came to Xia Haoyang's office and complained to Xia Haoyang for ten minutes about his dissatisfaction with the head coach of the Chinese national football team.

Xia Haoyang pulled a tissue from the table and wiped his face. "Tianci, we are not professionals, and the national football team is used to bad performance. There is no need to be so angry."

"The Chinese national football team is bad, but the coach is really too much. Why doesn't he make substitutions? They are obviously injured and have cramps, but he still doesn't make substitutions. Are these players all machines? This coach is not good and must be replaced. With this coach, the Chinese national football team will have no hope of qualifying." Tianci was still indignant.

In fact, Xia Haoyang really wants to say that with the strength of the Chinese national football team, no matter who coaches, it will be useless. It's not like there haven't been big-name coaches in the past. Is Lippi big enough? A World Cup champion coach, a Serie A and Champions League double coach, but the Chinese national football team can't enter the World Cup?

But Xia Haoyang knew that it was useless to say anything at this time, because Tianci's mentality was not right. Xia Haoyang was no longer an angry young man in his twenties. He knew how to go along with others and said, "The coach is really rubbish. Look, if we lose again tonight, he will definitely be fired. But I am optimistic that we can beat Indonesia tonight."

"Even if we win, we have to fire him. This coach is no good. He is old, conservative in his thinking and tactics, and stubborn."

"Yeah, even if we win the game, we have to fire him. I'll finish my work first, and then we'll scold him together tonight." Xia Haoyang said seriously.

"Okay, Brother Haoyang, I won't disturb you from working. Let's scold him together tonight."

"Yeah, okay." Xia Haoyang nodded seriously with a serious expression.

Sometimes men are really like children who never grow up. They need to be coaxed, and they are really easy to coax. I hope that female readers who happen to see this will remember this, remember it!

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