What's wrong with being a salted fish?

"Oh? You're quite smart. I kind of like you." Yue Hua ducked in front of Lin Zhuo and lifted Lin Zhuo's chin with her index finger.

Lin Zhuo kicked him, but only touched his afterimage.

"It's a pity." Yuehua appeared not far away again with her back on her back. "How should I put it? I am both the scholar who was eaten and the tiger who became a monster."

Yuehua suddenly turned around, and two completely different faces appeared on his face. One half had yellow and black patterns and golden pupils, and the other half had a delicate human face, but they were both exposed. The same scary expression.

"Tsk, it smells so bad." Lin Zhuo covered his nose. He could smell the stench from his body.

"How could it be?" Yuehua raised her arm despite the weird look, and her voice suddenly became rough: "Don't you think it smells pretty good? Without this smell, I wouldn't be who I am now."

"You practice against the will of heaven, are you really not afraid of being punished by heaven?" Lin Zhuo was really curious as to why he wasn't afraid of being struck by lightning.

"Hahahahaha! God's punishment, look at me like this, what can God do to me?" Yuehua raised her head and laughed, as if Lin Zhuo had told him something funny.

Indeed, he seemed to be relying on the soul of the scholar to hide himself so that heaven could not find him.

The moonlight gently brushed his face, and his face was completely occupied by human features, and his voice became shrill again: "I want to eat more people, suck their luck, and help me ascend to the Immortal Class!"

After hearing what he said, Lin Zhuo couldn't help but rolled his eyes: Brother, are you serious? It is estimated that before you even get to heaven, you will be discovered and killed by Heavenly Dao. How brave are you to get so close to Heavenly Dao with your scent?

Yuehua was able to escape the punishment of heaven through being a scholar, but there were many people in the world, and the smells were different. He deliberately hid it, and it would be difficult for heaven to punish him, but it would be different if he ascended to heaven.

Being so close to the way of heaven, it was useless for him to rely on anyone, so he still wanted to become an immortal? Simply wishful thinking.

"I'm afraid that by then you won't even have any scum left."

Yuehua just laughed: "My little friend, do you really not notice anything different about me?"

Why are you calling me that all of a sudden?

Lin Zhuo couldn't help but be on guard. This guy seemed to have changed his appearance.

"I am the one who really wants to become an immortal!" Yuehua laughed wildly, and the high-pitched voice hurt Lin Zhuo's ears.

Zhao Jingming quickly stepped forward, hugged Lin Zhuo into his arms, and covered Lin Zhuo's ears.

Only then did Lin Zhuo realize that between the tiger demon and the scholar, the scholar seemed to have the upper hand.

A mortal wants to become an immortal. Do you think you also got the male lead script?

Lin Zhuo was speechless. If becoming an immortal was so easy, this would be the world of immortality.

Yuehua raised the arm with black runes flowing, and the runes continued to flow into the ground.

Seeing his actions, Zhao Jingming hugged Lin Zhuo and wanted to retreat, but was unable to move his body. He lowered his head and found that the rune had turned into a rope and was firmly tied to his leg.

Yuehua came to Lin Zhuo again and stroked his face carefully until the end of his eyes: "Your face is really exquisite. If it were on me, it would be more suitable."

"Take your hands off!" Although Zhao Jingming's legs were trapped, his upper body was still very flexible. Seeing Yuehua's movements, he drew out the sword from his waist and stabbed the opponent.

Yuehua just moved his steps and dodged easily. Then he snapped his fingers, and those runes suddenly emerged from the ground and trapped Zhao Jingming's arms.

"You're really impatient, but it doesn't matter. I will eat both of you together. After all, you both have great luck." Yuehua brushed his eyes with a hand with runes, and then his pupils changed. It became a beast-like vertical pupil.

I don't know what he saw through these eyes, but he kept nodding his head, looking very satisfied.

"I thought that Young Master Li was already rare, but I didn't expect that there is someone even rarer than him. This is the first time I have seen such a powerful luck in a human being." Yuehua looked at Zhao Jingming and couldn't help but Licking his mouth.

"Oh, I'm wrong. Your human sister is also very lucky, haha!" Yuehua added with a smile.

"Did you eat Li Hongrui?" Lin Zhuo was also trapped like Zhao Jingming, but he was not nervous at all. He didn't change much when Yuehua mentioned Lin Yuhe, and he even looked relaxed and prepared to have a good chat with Yuehua.

"Li Hongrui? Is that Mr. Li's name?" Yuehua looked at the trapped appearance of the two and was not in a hurry. After all, he also liked to tease his prey before enjoying it slowly.

Yuehua stood there with her arms folded and answered Lin Zhuo's question: "If it weren't for his good luck, I really don't want to eat him. He is the most unpalatable human being I have ever eaten. Oh, but he is. Stupid, easy to deceive."

Mentioning Li Hongrui, Yuehua laughed again. He just fished lightly, and Li Hongrui took the bait on his own. He really thought that his life should not be cut off.

"But he still has to thank me, otherwise that old Yaotou would be staring at him and preparing to enjoy him soon." Yuehua said.

Old Yaotou? That veteran Li Hongrui saved in his previous life? Why are people still eating people? You who practice evil are really good at playing.

"Don't talk nonsense. How can a person eat another?" After hearing what Yuehua said, Zhao Jingming seemed to be anxious and retorted loudly, as if what Yuehua said had reshaped his world view.

His appearance attracted Yuehua's attention, causing Yuehua not to notice the sneaky little moves of the two.

"Why not? I have to thank this tiger monster. If he hadn't eaten me, I wouldn't have known that eating people can lead to immortality!" Yue Hua was very happy to introduce another side of the world to Zhao Jingming, and enjoyed his experience very much. A worried look.

"When I was eaten, I really thought I was dead, but I didn't expect that the tiger demon had just been hunted down by the Heavenly Dao you mentioned. It was when he was weak. Ha, we two were in one body, and I began to absorb him. Now, I am the real leader of this body!”

Halfway through Yuehua's words, he took Zhao Jingming's sword into his hand, played with it, and then threw it aside.

"That old Mr. Yao really thought he was invincible because he only learned a part of our luck. He dared to confront me and set up a formation to trap me outside." Yuehua looked vicious when she mentioned Master Yao. , I can't wait to dig it out and whip the corpse.

He is just a thief, but he dares to do tricks in front of his real master.

"He put Mr. Li into the temple just because he wanted to eat him and gain luck, but he didn't expect that I would possess Mr. Li first." At this point, he chuckled again.

"I have to thank Mr. Li for his weak will, otherwise it would be really difficult for me to enter that old guy's Taoist temple."

Lin Zhuo rolled his eyes silently again. He really didn't expect that the male protagonist could be such a waste. Isn't this a proper way to serve food?

"I first separated a ray of sight and attached it to him, and appeared in front of him when he was frightened. Later, I lured him to learn my Taoism. He really believed it and silently recited my name in his heart, so that I could She quietly occupied his body, and then, guess what?" As Yuehua spoke, she suddenly turned her face, eyes wide, and her mouth split open on both sides: "He actually ate Lao Yao's head first! Hahahahaha! This is really giving me an advantage!"

He turned his back and waved his sleeves, and the runes on the ground began to twist and slowly crawl up Lin Zhuo's body.

"Originally I was thinking that this tiger demon is really cunning. He actually left half of his soul in the paper lantern and set up a formation to prevent me from destroying it. But after eating Lao Yao's head through him, the tiger demon's formation You can't stop me at all!" Yuehua's hands formed into claws and danced in the air. When he said this, he looked crazy.

"I completely have the upper hand!" Yuehua couldn't help but lick her lips again, "The human taste is so wonderful!"

I don’t think it’s the taste of a human being, but the taste of luck! You are really not picky about food, you eat everything!

"If you don't hurry up, you'll have to go to the underworld to catch me." Lin Zhuo originally wanted to delay, but he didn't expect Yuehua to talk more and more excitedly. He didn't need to say anything at all, so he called 0617 in his heart.

"Oh, right now, I don't have to check. Besides, host, aren't you trapped?"

"Tsk, I'm afraid you'll deduct points from me if I knock him into the ground." It won't look good if the points are not given in round numbers.

"You are joking about the host. You have no spiritual power. I don't even dare to think how you can defeat someone who has learned evil magic. You are still in their barrier now!"

0617 looked around and finally found what Lin Zhuo wanted: "Host, he hasn't completely assimilated with the tiger demon yet, poke his golden eye!"

Yuehua's golden pupils belong to the tiger monster, which uses its human appearance to wield the power of the monster. Once injured, the two will be separated for a short period of time.

Yuehua didn't know that Ren Yi Tong was plotting against him, but he still looked Zhao Jingming up and down with those golden pupils: "You must be the best tasting among all the people I have ever eaten!"

Zhao Jingming took a sharp breath and squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "Thank you so much for your love!"

Yuehua thought he was scared, and her eyes curled up with joy: "Don't worry, I will let you two get married with lovers in my belly."

Zhao Jingming didn't listen to what he said at all. He just looked down at Lin Zhuo in his arms, indicating if he could step more gently.

Lin Zhuo nestled in Zhao Jingming's arms, using his large sleeves to hug him, and patted him slowly, asking him to endure it.

"Then, let me see, which part of you should I start with first?"

Yuehua approached the two of them, stood in front of Zhao Jingming and leaned down slightly, his nose twitching, he seemed to smell the smell of luck on Zhao Jingming.

"Otherwise, let me see how you should die?" Lin Zhuo said suddenly.

The moment Yuehua lowered his head, Lin Zhuo suddenly made a move under the cover of Zhao Jingming's sleeves, and his fingers plunged into Yuehua's golden pupils.

"what!--"

Yuehua had % confidence in his formation, so he dared to tell them about his previous experiences without restraint. He never thought that Lin Zhuo, a little demon with no talent and no knowledge, could break away from him. formation.

So when he got close to the two of them, he didn't feel defensive at all, and he never thought about taking back his tiger eyes, because through his tiger eyes he could clearly see the huge amount of luck flowing slowly on the two of them, and he liked that look. .

But he didn't expect to be fatally hit by Lin Zhuo.

Yuehua covered her eyes and couldn't help wailing and fell to the ground. A yellow figure appeared slightly behind him. He also closed his eyes tightly and made a painful sound at the same time as Yuehua.

Different from Yuehua, the yellow figure's voice was rougher, just like what Lin Zhuo heard at first.

Lin Zhuo came out of Zhao Jingming's arms, stretched out, and kicked Zhao Jingming's sword. The sword spun around in the air a few times and was held firmly in his hand. He flicked the blade, and the sword made a crisp sound. the sound of.

"Ouch, if you say a few more words, I won't be able to stand anymore, I'll be so sleepy." Lin Zhuo said, covering his mouth and yawning, hibernation is really terrible.

Zhao Jingming on the side waved his arm in the air and then put it down. He was a little tired after holding it for so long.

"You two! No, how is that possible!?" Yuehua was lying on the ground, unable to move. He squinted and vaguely saw two figures moving in front of him.

impossible! They should be absolutely restricted in his formation!

"Maybe it's racial talent?" Lin Zhuo held his chest and tilted his head slightly. He was really thinking about how to get out if he got entangled, but he found that the black rune didn't dare to approach him at all, and he was blocked by Zhao Jingming. This was so strict that Yuehua didn't notice it.

Lin Zhuo guessed that it was him who was responsible, so he secretly stretched his legs toward the black runes entangled with Zhao Jingming. Sure enough, the runes wrapped around Zhao Jingming's legs immediately withdrew. He pulled his legs back, and the runes wrapped around them again.

Lin Zhuo asked 0617 in his heart what was going on. After some research, 0617 speculated that it was probably because Lin Zhuo possessed the pure spiritual energy between heaven and earth. This was also the reason why he could turn into human form. Other evil things were afraid of being swallowed, so he Will be subconsciously afraid of him.

Yuehua was too confident and didn't take a closer look. His attention was attracted by Zhao Jingming's anxious look. He didn't realize that Lin Zhuo was not trapped at all, it was all just an act.

Lin Zhuo squatted down in front of Yuehua with a sword in one hand and showed him a bright smile: "This body should be yours, right?"

"What do you want to do?!" Yuehua hadn't recovered yet, she closed her eyes and shouted, moving back.

"It's nothing, I just want to help you separate from the tiger demon. Didn't you hear the rumbling thunder in the sky?"

Lin Zhuo had to thank him. If he hadn't created such a barrier and couldn't wait to join in, he didn't know when he would be able to deal with him.

"Oh, when we merge soon, God will not be able to do anything to me!" Then it will be the time for both of you to die!

"You're right." Lin Zhuo nodded in agreement, "But you won't have this chance."

As he spoke, Lin Zhuo stabbed his right wrist with the sword, and blood instantly splashed onto his clothes, dyeing his light-colored clothes red.

"what!--"

Yue Hua wanted to cover her wrist with her other good hand, but Lin Zhuo stabbed her with another sword and let out another scream.

Zhao Jingming looked at Lin Zhuo's cold face without blinking, and turned his head silently: It's a bit cute, but it's better to pretend not to see it.

"Su, host, what are you doing?" 0617's voice was trembling. Is this something his system can see?

"Separate the soul through the meridians of a person's limbs." Lin Zhuo said, and the sword plunged into Yuehua's ankle with a thud.

"Where did you learn it from?" It had never heard this statement before.

"The cultivation world where you saw me, but without the help of formations, it may hurt a little, but it's almost the same. After his smell is reduced, the smell of the tiger demon will be very obvious." Lin Zhuo finished pricking his penis. After lifting his limbs, he made a cross on Yuehua's heart.

"In the world of cultivation, they usually use this method to eliminate those who seize the body."

Lin Zhuo threw the sword to Zhao Jingming, and then said to Yuehua, who was still breathing weakly: "Fortunately, this is your body, otherwise if it were replaced by the tiger demon's, I really wouldn't be able to do anything. Now guess what, without you With the cover, can Heavenly Dao smell where the tiger demon is?"

Lin Zhuo seemed to remember something again and imitated Yuehua's tone just now: "Oh, I was wrong. You and him are one. You have harmed so many people. It's time to atone for your sins."

The rumbling thunder finally struck hard, splitting Yuehua's strange barrier with one blow, and hit him hard.

"No!——" The high-pitched and rough voices converged and finally disappeared from the world.

As the barrier shattered, Lin Zhuo and Zhao Jingming found themselves inexplicably in the woods near the city.

Where the lightning had just struck, there was only a dark shadow and an unpleasant smell in the air.

Before Lin Zhuo could react, Zhao Jingming covered half of his face with his sleeves, lowered his head and kissed him: "Let's go home."