Urban Hidden Dragon
Chapter 860 Lick to the End 1 Nothing
Li Goushen broke open the disposable chopsticks, rubbed them and handed them to Bao Yuanwu.
When Bao Yuanwu took the chopsticks, he pretended that he didn't hold the chopsticks firmly and was about to fall to the ground when he was caught by Li Gou Sheng.
He handed it forward enthusiastically again.
Bao Yuanwu squeezed out a happy smile and accepted it.
Jie Zhaodi took a bite of the fish and said, "Why doesn't this Yue Hongzhuo come out? He's really capable of putting on a show!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he covered his neck with his hands and opened his mouth.
"What's wrong?"
"Spine! Fish bone!"
Li Goucheng quickly took a big gulp of Coke, covering Jie Shaodi's mouth with one hand, and holding the back of Jie Shaodi's head with the other hand and shaking it.
"Coke can melt the fish bones! Shaking it will be more effective!" Li Gou Sheng said matter-of-factly, shaking Jie Zhaodi's head like a bartender.
throat!
The Coke in his mouth foamed and swelled, and with his mouth covered, it sprayed out directly from his nostrils, and accidentally sprayed it towards Bao Yuanwu.
Bao Yuanwu quickly picked up an empty cup to block it.
Looking at these two unlucky guys with toothache.
Jie Zhaodi coughed for a while before she stopped.
A few actors were invited from outside to perform a traditional festival. The guests below all had expressions on their faces, as if they were making dumplings. Upon seeing this situation, the actors immediately began to adapt to the situation and tell dirty jokes, and the people below burst into laughter on the spot. got up.
The ones who just scolded Wang Han for being vulgar laughed the most.
When Bao Yuanwu didn't come, Wang Han and others were still laughing and joking. As soon as Bao Yuanwu came, they all had a tacit understanding and stopped chatting and just cuddled up on the table.
"Little Taoist Master, have you planned when to be baptized?"
Wang Han was stunned for a moment, "What baptism?"
Bao Yuanwu looked at Shentu Lihuo, and Shentu Lihuo took over the words, "If you want to serve as the new leader of Ji Zhen Dao, you must be baptized in the Supervisor Dao General Altar. There is no need to rush this matter. You can do it at any time."
Unexpectedly, Bao Yuanwu took over and said, "You can't do this rashly. It seems to be just a ritual, and there are still certain risks. There have been mistakes in history.
The basic requirement for receiving baptism is to reach the Half-Step Realm, but if you do not reach the Three Flowers Realm, the process of undergoing baptism will still be very painful. It is still necessary for the little Taoist Master to make some preparations in advance. "
Wang Han was not a fool, so he naturally heard Bao Yuanwu making insinuations and wanted to know Wang Han's true strength.
You can't talk too casually with such an old fox. Wang Han smiled and said, "Don't worry about this kind of thing. With so many seniors helping me, I think the problem shouldn't be too big."
Bao Yuanwu smiled and said, "Drink and drink. This wine was brewed by the old guy Yue Hongzhuo and his family. Under normal circumstances, you can't drink it."
The pornographic jokes outside were filled with ups and downs. Li Gou Sheng, He Xie Zhao Di and others squatted side by side at the door, stretching their necks and eating while watching.
Wang Han glanced outside and glanced at the actress telling jokes on the stage. She was quite good-looking.
"My husband always likes to talk back! It makes me so angry!"
"That's pretty good of you. What's there to be angry about? My husband is the one who makes people angry. He always likes to nudge his nose!"
"This... although it's a bit perverted, it's acceptable. It's just a couple's little game."
"I can accept it when he pushes in, but what makes me angry is that he... is that he can actually push in!"
Wang Han smiled, the so-called food and sex, from ancient times to the present, there are many literati and poets who are trapped in the gold-selling cave and cannot extricate themselves. You say they are vulgar. They can always read the famous works that have been circulated for many years. You say He is elegant, he plays more fun than anyone else. Elegance and vulgarity coexist, just like the good and evil of people. After the fusion of elegance and vulgarity, the most abundant character is called Mensao.
Bao Yuanwu also followed Wang Han's gaze.
"Do you like the little Taoist Master?"
Before Wang Han had time to speak, Li Goucheng turned around and explained, "The little Taoist likes young women, they are too young!"
Bao Yuanwu looked at Wang Han meaningfully.
Wang Han really wanted to kick Li Gou Sheng away.
After the dirty jokes ended, a beautiful female singer came up and led a dance group to sing and dance.
Wait until the female singer goes down and a male singer comes up.
The guests below chatted and talked heart-to-heart.
Gu Hongzhang held the wine glass and walked towards Wang Han's table.
Gu Hongzhang also saw Bao Yuanwu's attitude towards Wang Han just now. He felt a sudden change in his heart for a long time. After thinking about it, Gu Hongzhang asked Yue Wenjing's younger brother Yue Wenping to help build a bridge and come over to settle the old feud with Wang Han. The most important thing was I came here to toast Bao Yuanwu.
Yue Wenping also happily agreed.
He led the people over here.
"Senior Bao is here, welcome!"
Yue Wenping looks slightly fierce, giving people the impression of a smiling tiger.
Bao Yuanwu glanced at it and just hummed.
Yue Wenping generously took the wine glass and poured himself a glass of wine.
Glancing at Wang Han, he also saw what Bao Yuanwu did just now, but his father has not shown up yet. Yue Wenping probably also saw his father's attitude towards Wang Han. If I don't have the strength, he and Wang Han are considered equals. , Now Bao Yuanwu is here. Bao Yuanwu has an army. If I don't come, my son will have to carry it.
Yue Wenping looked at Wang Han with a smile, "The old Taoist master was so heroic back then, he was so powerful that he dominated the world for several years! His son is also handsome!"
As he talked, he poured the wine and wanted to toast Wang Han.
Wang Han didn't make things difficult and drank freely.
Yue Wenping toasted Bao Yuanwu again.
After finishing the drink, Gu Hongzhang winked at Yue Wenping. Yue Wenping introduced Wang Han and Bao Yuanwu with a smile, "This is Gu Hongzhang, a friend of my father's. I have admired both of you for a long time. Come here to toast you two."
Gu Hongzhang quickly held the wine glass and smiled at Wang Han.
"It's true that a flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple and hit my own family. It's my fault that I'm blind. I offer you this glass of wine as an apology."
Wang Han glanced at it and just nodded.
Gu Hongzhang held the wine glass in both hands, "I'll give you a toast!"
Wang Han was still indifferent. Gu Hongzhang glanced at Yue Wenping again for help. Yue Wenping picked up the bottle and wanted to pour wine for Wang Han.
Unexpectedly, Wang Han covered the mouth of the cup with his hand, "I don't know how to drink."
Gu Hongzhang was immediately embarrassed, with an embarrassed smile all over his old face.
This kind of person adapts to the situation and speaks sweetly. He cursed Wang Han just now, but now when he saw Bao Yuanwu, he licked his face and toasted.
Never get used to this kind of person!
Gu Hongzhang held the wine glass and looked at Bao Yuanwu again. Unexpectedly, Bao Yuanwu just glanced at him.
"I have something important to talk about today! I can't drink!"
Gu Hongzhang was completely embarrassed here.
Two hands holding wine glasses.
When he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he saw many people looking this way. Wang Han and Bao Yuanwu didn't buy it. Many people looked at Gu Hongzhang with smiles on their faces. What were they talking about? Gu Hongzhang can guess it with his toes.
Gu Hongzhang was angry. In front of so many people, Wang Han had refuted his face over and over again today. After all, he was invited by Yue Hongzhuo after all. He had to fight for some face when he was so tormented by a young man at his age.
The more you think, the more angry you are.
Gu Hongzhang drank the wine in one gulp.
Wang Han glanced at him and snorted coldly, "Young man! I respect you for the sake of Commander Bao. Don't take yourself too seriously!"
With a flick of his sleeves, Gu Hongzhang strode out the door.
Yue Wenping knew Gu Hongzhang's urinary nature. This kind of person was a typical villain who acted according to the changing circumstances.
He smiled at Wang Han and Bao Yuanwu.
Yue Wenping walked towards the door.
After sitting down, Gu Hongzhang drank three glasses of wine angrily.
Someone beside him said, "Lao Gu! Didn't they give you face?"
Gu Hongzhang looked at Wang Han fiercely, "This is because he saw Bao Yuanwu coming and had support, just relying on human power! It's so shameless!"
...
"Dad! You really asked me something!" Yue Wenjing put down his cell phone and stood beside Yue Hongzhuo.
Yue Hongzhuo glanced at the time and said, "Say!"
"The man surnamed Emperor really suppressed the strength of the Shilao Hui in announcing it to the outside world. I sent people to take stock of the recent battles between the Shilao Hui and several families in the capital. According to the information my people found, , Wang Han has already reached the half-step realm! And he can kill the Dragon Elephant Realm with the strength of half-step realm!"
Yue Hongzhuo sat up and asked, "Is this news true?"
"The person I sent is an information peddler. Can he still lie to me?"
Yue Hongzhuo stood up, with a smile in his eyes, "I'll arrange someone later, won't you know the depth after trying it?"
"understand!"
"Pack up and get ready to meet the little Taoist master!"
Yue Wenjing was stunned for a moment, "Dad, the other two haven't come yet."
"If you don't come by this time, you definitely won't come! Let's go!"
.....
Gu Hongzhang was still angry and took another big sip of wine. "Although I, Gu Hongzhang, am not a famous person in the world, I can be invited to my home! I am not an unknown person who can be bullied! I won't be punished with a toast! Even if the old man from the Yue family is friendly to me when he sees me, who is he, a little beast who takes advantage of others! I don’t believe it! There will always be times when you are alone! Why did you make me lose face today? I must ask you to give it back to me!"
"The old birthday boy is here!"
A voice suddenly came.
Everyone looked over.
Yue Hongzhuo, wearing a red Tang suit, walked out with a smile on his face.
After Gu Hongzhang saw Yue Hongzhuo, he arranged his clothes, picked up the wine glass, and sorted out in his mind the congratulatory message he had specially prepared for Yue Hongzhuo in order to kneel down and lick it.
I was slapped twice in the face by Wang Han today.
Having lost face in front of so many guests, now is the best opportunity to let everyone see how Yue Hongzhuo values him and earn back the face he has lost.
"Oh! The old longevity star is so radiant! How does that poem say, the dawn is in the mountain, the turtle and the crane are in the garden, the clouds are covered with treasures and the phoenix dances, the jade supports the qiong liquid to recommend the stars, and the shade of the tang is responsible for the breeze. People are doing their best. , Heaven's punishment auspicious rises to peace, ninety thousand journeys only take flight, eight thousand years old coincides with spring, Diao Gong sees the glory of the public.
Hahaha, Gu Hongzhang pays homage to the birthday boy! Best wishes to the birthday boy..."
Gu Hongzhang shook his head, held the wine glass, and greeted it with a smile on his face, about to lick it.
But what he never expected was.
Yue Hongzhuo completely ignored him and walked straight in the direction of Wang Han, holding his fists and laughing loudly, and the sound was passed on.
"The little Taoist master has arrived at my humble abode! I am so old and welcome you from afar!"
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