Urban Hidden Dragon
Chapter 801 Adjust the angle of your long johns
Go through the first courtyard.
I saw an open-air stove built with bricks in the yard. A fat old man weighing about pounds was cooking, and he was very good at playing with the kitchen knife in his hand.
Across the stove stood a handsome old man with long hair who looked very much like a literary gangster from the s. He was wearing a camouflage uniform on his upper body, grey-blue torn trousers on his lower body, and Jiefang shoes on his feet, which were stained with stains. Naidi, holding a rice bowl in his hand, was waiting for his meal.
Even so, he has a melancholy and artistic aura about him. At a glance, he looks like he can sing when he opens his mouth. With this look and temperament, those artistic young women will definitely fall for him.
It's just that the whole image of a mouth has been destroyed.
"Hurry up! It's so hard!" As he spoke, he picked up all the leftovers from the fat old man's chopping vegetables and ate them.
"Uh-huh! Wash the Northeast guys! Diuleilou!"
When the two old friends were bickering, a roar of a Hedong lion suddenly came from the yard.
"Xu Haozhou!"
The Northeastern guy was so startled when he heard this voice that his rice bowl almost flew out.
The fat guy looked at the Northeastern guy jokingly, as if he was watching the fun.
"Clean the Northeast! My wife, Li, tell Li to come in!"
"Stop the ink stains and cook quickly. When she comes out, tell her the food will be ready soon!"
The fat man took a sip of the soup and said slowly, "Call me daddy!"
"You damn fat man is a bad student!"
"Xu Haozhou!"
A woman's irritable voice came from inside, and she saw a middle-aged woman striding out from inside. She was very charming. It could be seen that she was definitely a beauty when she was young, but a grumpy look on her eyebrows could tell It seems that she is not easy to mess with, a typical Sun Erniang type.
The Northeastern guy quickly said angrily, "What are you doing?"
The woman walked over in a few steps and grabbed the Northeastern man's ear.
"Elbow! Follow me into Wu!"
The Northeastern guy grinned and said, "You stinky old bitch, get out of here! I've been working so damn hard all day that I haven't even eaten, so what are you doing in the house?"
Wang Han led Su Qi in from the outside and introduced Su Qi as he walked.
That old handsome guy was a Northeastern guy. In fact, his original name was Lover, but he had a bad taste in his mouth. People got used to calling him a Northeastern guy, so they kept calling him a Northeastern guy. The beautiful woman next to him was his wife, known as Feng. Auntie, I don’t know what her name is.
In addition, the fat old man who cooks about pounds and looks kind-hearted and naive is a fat man.
The Northeastern guy grabbed the doorpost with one hand and refused to go in.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a few people coming in.
Immediately his eyes lit up, as if he had seen a savior.
"Oh my God! Laojiu!"
"You stinky old bitch, let me go!"
The charming woman relaxed slightly, and when she saw Wang Han, she also smiled and changed her face from being irritable.
"Xiaojiu is back!"
"Uncle Fatty, Uncle Qing, Auntie." Wang Han greeted several people with a smile.
The Northeast guy took this opportunity and hurriedly came over and gave Wang Han a big hug.
"You little brat, you miss me so much!"
"Daughter-in-law, right?" Several people looked at Su Qi.
Su Qi greeted several people, "Su Qi has met uncle Fei, uncle Qing and aunt."
"Then this is..."
Several people glanced at Baili Chunlei, who was following behind with his head lowered.
"This is one of my seniors who came to our place to relax."
"Come in and sit down!"
After putting down the things, he saw the beautiful woman holding the northeastern man's arm to get in. The northeastern man immediately said with a straight face, "Don't pull me!"
When he saw the beautiful woman's face tightening, the Northeastern guy immediately whispered, "Wait a minute, the kids are watching, give me some face! Don't force me to cut you in front of these old people!"
"Where are Mu Yao and Guo Guo?" Wang Han looked around but didn't see the two little girls.
The Northeastern guy took a cucumber and ate it.
"Those two little bastards have rebelled against the heavens. They may be causing harm to others!"
While he was talking, he heard an ooh-ooh sound coming from outside the door.
Then he saw a girl riding a pig running in from outside.
Behind him was a little girl riding a Tibetan mastiff.
Silver bell-like laughter came from outside the door.
The wild boars and Tibetan mastiffs under the crotch were also moaning and panting with excitement.
Unexpectedly, the excitement has not passed yet.
Then I heard a roar of a Hedong lion.
"Get out!"
The wild boar and Tibetan mastiff came to a screeching halt.
The two little girls in the film above are so fucked up.
Aunt Feng pointed at the two of them and roared, "Are the clothes you washed yesterday stained again? Are you two itchy again?"
Not to mention the two little girls, the lighter in Wang Han's hand was so frightened by the voice that it dropped to the ground.
Fortunately, there is only one Aunt Feng in the old house now. If Rao Rushuang were here, it would be like military training every day in the house.
Mu Yao got up. Seeing that Aunt Feng was about to roll up her sleeves and hit someone, she nudged Guo Guo with her elbow, "Guo Guo, cry!"
Guoguo got up and wiped her nose. She had pigtails all over her head. The cute little girl who used to be fair and tender had turned a lot darker during this time, and she was also much less delicate and energetic. Her school uniform was tied sideways on her body, and her schoolbag was bulging. It's so naughty, it must have everything in it except textbooks.
The little girl was stunned for a moment when she saw Wang Han and Su Qi.
"Dad, Mom!"
The little girl rushed over.
Wang Han picked up Guo Guo.
He rubbed Guoguo's little face with the tip of his nose affectionately.
When Mu Yao saw that Aunt Feng was still looking at her with an unkind expression, she immediately shouted at the top of her lungs and rushed over, "Brother Ninth! Sister-in-law Ninth!"
Guoguo lay on Wang Han and couldn't get off. One of her little hands was still holding Su Qi's hand, and Wang Han kept holding her.
Aunt Feng didn't take care of the two little girls.
Soon it was time to eat.
Because there are many people in the house and the fat man likes to cook, he cooks big pot meals.
I thought the meal was enough.
When Northeast Guy, Wang Han, Baili Chunlei, Mu Yao, and Guoguo started eating with five rice bowls of different sizes, it could be seen with the naked eye that the food in the pots was eaten very quickly.
When it's almost finished.
Aunt Feng took out a big cup, grabbed a handful of wolfberries from her pocket and threw it into the cup. She picked up the thermos and poured a full cup into it. The water began to turn red.
The big cup was pushed in front of the Northeastern guy.
"If you drink it, sleep with Wu. If you don't drink, sleep with dogs!"
The Northeastern guy scolded, "You stinky old bitch, don't look for trouble! How do I educate you on a regular basis! If you rebel against me, why don't you come back! I'll fucking cut you! Can't you see that Lao Jiu is back? I'm not allowed to chat with Lao Jiu at night?" Right, Lao Jiu?"
While talking, the Northeastern guy winked at Wang Han vigorously.
Just as Wang Han was about to speak, the fat man's leg bumped into Wang Han's knee under the table.
"The nagging will be over tomorrow, my wife is pregnant, I have to go to bed early!"
Snapped!
Aunt Feng slapped her chopsticks on the table and wiped her mouth, "Elbow! Follow me into Wu!"
The Northeastern guy immediately winked at Wang Han. Wang Han pretended not to notice, and the Northeastern guy put his hands on the table.
"Lao Jiu has something to do with me! Lao Jiu! Didn't the slut ask you to come back if you have something to ask me?" The Northeastern guy winked at Wang Han.
Wang Han had a pure look on his face, "No."
"That's what you forgot?"
"I don't know!"
Aunt Feng grabbed the Northeastern man by his ears and pulled him into the house.
The Northeast guy yelled at Wang Han as if he was on the execution ground.
"Lao Jiu, think carefully!"
The fat man took a sip of soup and gloated.
"The Northeastern guy is going to change from Xu Haozhou to Xu Gaochuan!"
"You damn fat man! You're the only one who talks a lot! Lao Jiu! Think about it!" the Northeastern guy yelled.
Wang Han stood up.
The Northeast guy quickly grabbed Aunt Feng excitedly and said, "I just said that Lao Jiu has something to do with me!"
Aunt Feng turned back and looked at Wang Han.
"Lao Jiu, do you have anything to do with your uncle?"
"No! Let me adjust the angle of my long johns!"
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