Urban Hidden Dragon

Wang Han sent New Year's greetings to several senior members of the Shanhe League.

I wanted to go to Ma She's house first to send warmth and then go home.

As soon as the eldest sister called Wang Han, he was ready to go home.

Ke Le said that he had charged up 58,000 yuan at the foot bath city to go shopping.

Xiang Feng stayed in Shanhe League chattering, saying that he would go home after finishing some errands.

Wang Han looked at Xiang Feng suspiciously and without much thought, he directly chartered a flight home.

When I got home, I found a group of people waiting for Wang Han before eating.

The Northeastern guy was performing Yangko in the living room with two big pink fans.

Di Lao sat in the middle holding his little cub, and the other ten laos sat on both sides.

The younger generation was all surrounded and beaming with joy.

After the Northeastern guy finished dancing, Guoguo played the piano, Ye Qingqiu danced, and then Ximen Doudou did a boxing show. The Beast Guy volunteered to sing a song with a loud voice, and Mu Yao and Zhuge Jue The two Luo people came on stage and danced another hip-hop dance.

Seeing everyone applauding enthusiastically, Huang Wan, who was sitting on the side, suddenly stood up and said, "I think we can't just have this kind of program, but also have language programs. Let me tell you a few jokes."

Rao Rushuang's eyebrows stood up, "You're celebrating the New Year, don't force me to slap you!"

Huang Wan said with a shy face, "Sister, just let me tell you one thing, please."

The beggar sat aside and pinned his trousers into his red socks, "Let Boss Xiao Huang tell me something."

Huang Wan looked at Di Lao eagerly, and Di Lao nodded.

After receiving the permission, Huang Wan immediately said, "There was a young man who fell in love with a young girl from the Northeast when he went to the Northeast. He confessed to the girl that from the moment I saw you, my eyes were full of love. You are the only one here, my dear, I not only want to pass by your whole world, I also want to give you the whole world. After thinking about it for a long time, the old girl from Northeast China said, then you can do it."

puff!

Rui Xiaomeng was the first to laugh.

Others laughed along with him.

Seeing this, Huang Wan found that the effect was pretty good and quickly continued, "There was a little pig who had been seasick since he was a child. One day he had a dream. He dreamed that he turned into a sailor and drifted on the vast sea. He woke up with a fright. After waking up, he cried. Then he told his mother about the dream, and his mother hugged him and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, kid. Dreams are all reverses. You won't become a sailor. After a few days... the piglet turned into a ham."

Rui Xiaomeng burst out laughing, and immediately suppressed her laughter when she saw other people's eyes. Fifth sister-in-law Zu Ling'er also laughed, and the others also laughed one after another.

"Let me tell you another story. Xiao Ming and Xiao Juan made an appointment to go to the mall to meet each other every weekend. As a result, half a month later... both of them got concussions, hahaha."

Except Rui Xiaomeng who was smiling, everyone else looked at Huang Wan with a smile.

Huang Wan immediately said, "Also, when the hunter went hunting, he shot at the fox, but the fox was fine and the hunter was injured. It turned out that the fox was a reflex fox."

Everyone still looked at Huang Wan with a smile.

Rao Rushuang kicked Ximen Doudou and said, "Go and raise the temperature in the room!"

Ximen Doudou shrank his neck and was in a dilemma.

Seeing Wang Han come in, the Northeastern guy said, "Let Lao Jiu tell us two jokes."

Wang Han put down a lot of gift boxes and said, "Just let my seventh brother do the talking."

Huang Wan quickly winked at Wang Han to save him.

Wang Han understood the idea, "Just one day, a reporter was doing an interview on the road. He stopped a passerby and asked, Auntie, do you think the current sandstorms have a big impact on you? The passerby nodded, of course it has. First of all, I, he Mom is the uncle!”

Kuchi.

Rui Xiaomeng, who had the lowest laugh point, was the first to laugh.

Wang Han continued, "After the doctor came out of the operating room, the family members quickly gathered around him. Before he could speak, the doctor did a hundred and eight backflips. The family members asked the doctor, what are you doing? The doctor said, "My child, I I didn’t give you the whole job, I gave you the whole job.”

Di Lao shook his head and smiled, looking at Wang Han's expression a little more loving than usual.

The others also laughed and laughed.

Huang Wan stood aside and carefully observed Wang Han's expression, and suddenly realized that when telling a joke, it is not only the copywriting that must be funny, but also the tone, incision, and body expression. At this moment, Huang Wan seemed to have an epiphany and felt that he was touching The threshold of comedy master realm.

Huang Wang just opened his mouth to prepare two more jokes. Rao Rushuang's almond-shaped eyes widened. Huang Wang opened his mouth and swallowed all the words behind.

Rao Rushuang pinned her hair back, "Hurry up and say New Year greetings. I want to play mahjong after dinner!"

Su Qi took the little boy from Di Lao and held it.

With Di Lao as the center, ten Lao sit in a row.

"Old Jiu!" Qi Lin shouted.

Although he is young, as the prince of the Shilaohui, Wang Han kneels at the front, and the junior of the Shilaohui kneels at the back.

A large group of people in Wuyangyang knelt on the ground and paid New Year's greetings to each of the ten people.

A large group of people had not been together like this for a long time, and they had a great time eating. After the meal, Rao Rushuang sat down at the mahjong table impatiently.

There were several mahjong tables set up. Wang Han wanted to sit on the table, but they were all kicked away.

Wang Han took a look at the time, called his silly son Bazi, and gathered at a table with Buddha, Bazi, and little Buddha to play mahjong.

At the end of the game, there was a circle of people around the mahjong table, looking at the four people, four of them were playing tricks, it was like a big brawl of tricks, and the minds of several people were better than the other, and the speed of playing cards was very fast. , the onlookers were dazzled, feeling that the game was not just mahjong, but more like an art show.

Wang Han won 7,000, and Buddha won more than 2,000. Dongzi and Little Buddha were grinning and scratching their heads. They couldn't beat each other, and they couldn't beat mahjong, and their tricks were no better than anyone else's.

Played for most of the night.

Dao Zi picked up the cigarette butt and put it into the ashtray, "Damn it, I won't play with you anymore. I'm going to my father-in-law's house in Shancheng tomorrow. The whole family loves to play mahjong. I must win it back."

Wang Han glanced at the time, it was after four o'clock, and tiptoed back to his room.

My little cub is already asleep.

Guoguo was dragged to her room by Mu Yao.

Su Qi turned sideways, supported his head with one hand, and gently patted his little cub.

Wang Han got into bed, glanced at his little cub, and then squeezed towards Su Qi.

Su Qi smiled softly, hugged Wang Han's head, and said with a soft smile, "What are you doing in such a hurry!"

"miss you!"

Su Qi patted Wang Han's back gently, "Stop making trouble, I'll wake up the child in a while."

Wang Han got up, gently held his little boy in his arms, knocked on the door and entered Mu Yao's room, and put the little boy next to Mu Yao, "Your sister-in-law and I will tidy up the room, and your brother will sleep here for a while." .”

Mu Yao glanced at Wang Han and said, "Ha~ you'd better clean up the room instead of cleaning up my sister-in-law!"

Wang Han rubbed Mu Yao's head vigorously. Mu Yao quickly covered his pocket to guard against Wang Han. Wang Han burst into laughter, took out a card from his pocket and handed it to Guo Guo, and rubbed his daughter's head lovingly. .

"Girl, lucky money."

By the way, he gave Guoguo the seven thousand he won from playing mahjong, "This is pocket money."

Mu Yao's eyes turned red with envy.

Wang Han took out another card and handed it to Mu Yao, "Brother gave this to you."

Mu Yao hugged Wang Han excitedly, "Hey, I know my brother loves me the most! Don't worry, Brother Ninth, you can go to the position and fire off as many cannons as you want, I will provide the logistics!"

early morning.

Someone is already setting off cannons outside.

Wang Han patted Su Qi's back gently, "Do you want to get up?"

Su Qi glanced at the time and rubbed his head in Wang Han's arms, "I'm too tired. Let's sleep a little longer."

The phone vibrated, and when I took it over, I saw a message from Di Lao.

"Come to my study."