Urban Hidden Dragon

"Do you think I'm okay?"

The mohawk stood up with his head on the wall and crossed his legs.

He lay down next to the sewer cover, hooked out the cover with his fingers, bent down and took out the broken mobile phone from inside.

"Fuck! Old guy! You're laughing so hard!"

After glancing at the old man next to him, Mohawk felt a little angry and didn't know where to vent his anger. He had to curse at the old man and walked toward the bathroom while holding on to the wall. After taking two steps, he turned around and looked at the old man.

"Old man, do you have any paper?"

The old man fumbled in his pocket for a long time to find a crumpled toilet paper and handed it over.

The mohawk limped towards the bathroom.

A few minutes later.

Then he saw the mohawk running towards the old man with his head covered.

"You old fool! I'll fucking kill you! The toilet paper you gave me had chili pepper on it!"

The old man still had his head tilted and frowning, looking at his mohawk very apologetically, "I'm sorry, I forgot. I gave you the paper to wipe my hands after eating spicy food in the afternoon. Please don't When excited, it is easy to fall over.”

"I knocked your mother down..."

Snap!

The mohawk's head and feet tripped over the sewer cover he had just thrown aside, and he fell down. He ran too fast, and under the influence of inertia, his face was stunned, and his lower body turned over directly, and his butt hit the ground hard. , the whole person became silent.

The fat man, who was using a fake voice to trick his online boyfriend into irritating his skin, stood up quickly when he heard the voice, "What's wrong with you, Monkey?"

I forgot to turn on the mic when I got up, and the rough voice frightened my online boyfriend as much as the saipan voice I heard on the Internet.

After that, the dotted genealogy links mixed with the sound of electricity followed one after another.

The fat man with a beard quit the game and hurriedly ran towards this side, "Monkey, what are you..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a snap, and his 200-pound body fell down on top of the mohawk.

"Monkey!"

The fat man with the beard stood up and hurriedly checked on his companion, and found that he had fainted. He turned his head and looked at the sullen old man next to him.

The old man was a little aggrieved and a little apologetic. He smiled at the fat man with beards, raised his sleeves with his hands and wiped his nose. He smiled dryly to lighten the atmosphere and said, "You young people are so good, just go to sleep."

The fat man with the beard looked the old man up and said, "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

"My name is Li Goucheng. I'm not popular if I squat in other places. I see no one is here, so I'll just squat here for a while."

The fat man with the beard waved his hand impatiently and picked up the mohawk, "Go, go, stay away from us, do you hear me?"

Li Goucheng tilted his head and smiled sheepishly at the fat man, "My legs are numb from squatting."

The fat man with the beard didn't give Li Gou any good looks, "It doesn't matter if your legs are numb or not, I'll tell you to get out. Are you deaf?"

Li Goucheng stood up tremblingly while holding on to the wall, "Young people are too popular and can easily hurt themselves."

"Injury to your mother, get out! This old guy talks such nonsense..."

The fat man with the beard was just cursing, and without looking at his feet, he missed the step and stepped into the sewer. He was directly stuck in the balls. Because he was still carrying a mohawk, the fat man with the beard missed the step and hit the balls. The huge damage directly made his face turn pale.

"Look, what did I say? I'm so angry!"

The fat man with beard wanted to say something, but he was so hurt that he couldn't open his mouth.

Lying on the ground, holding his crotch, tears fell from the corners of his eyes. There had been a craze for buying iron trousers in the past. At that time, he laughed at those who bought them as leeks who only knew how to pay IQ taxes to unscrupulous capitalists. But at this moment, he I only regret why I didn’t buy two in the first place.

The old man raised his sleeve and wiped his nose, sighing, "I really didn't mean it."

As he spoke, he walked inside.

In a claustrophobic room.

The walls are covered with scarlet Sanskrit spells, and there are bells hanging from red ropes on the walls. The whole room looks extremely eerie.

Shi'e sat cross-legged, with a Buddhist niche in front of him. In the Buddhist niche was enshrined a dark, upside-down statue of Bodhisattva. If you look carefully, you will find that the face of the Bodhisattva is somewhat similar to Shi'e.

There were many figures sitting cross-legged around him. Each figure was haggard, like a zombie. Some were even wearing the clothes of the previous dynasty. All the figures were surrounding Shi'e like stars over the moon. Sitting like devout believers, worshiping their only evil god.

suddenly.

Shie opened his eyes and rubbed his twitching right eyelid with one hand.

The evil energy inside the alms bowl placed on my calf was churning, and a small evil energy dragon was rolling manically.

Qin Yishan, who was sitting aside and trimming his nails with a dagger, shook inexplicably and his fingertips were cut.

The two men looked at each other.

Shi'e frowned, "It feels a little wrong, very wrong. Go out and take a look, and bring a few more people with you!"

Qin Yishan wiped his fingers casually, and when he stood up, several figures sitting around also stood up and followed Qin Yishan.

Quickly walked out the door.

After walking out of the building, Qin Yishan looked at the old man in a tattered cotton-padded jacket not far away. The old man was like a country bumpkin entering the city for the first time, touching here and looking there, with the expression of a curious baby in his eyes.

"What are you..."

Before Qin Yishan finished speaking, a previously installed denture loosened and rolled in his mouth.

The other party didn't give him a sense of crisis, but gave him another strange feeling, subconsciously telling him not to get too close to this sullen old guy, otherwise he would become very fucked up.

Li Goucheng looked at Qin Yishan sheepishly, "I am Li Goucheng, do you know?"

Qin Yishan's brows stood up immediately, "Li Gou Shen, leader of the extremely evil way!"

After speaking, Qin Yishan turned his eyes and roared, "Sound the alarm! Enemy attack!"

After a few seconds, the alarm did not sound, and the subordinate quickly shouted, "The alarm is broken!"

Qin Yishan grabbed the window with his big hand and shattered all the windows. The movement immediately attracted everyone's attention. Staring at the old man in front of him, Qin Yishan's eyes seemed to be capable of killing people.

"The leader of the extremely evil path really deserves his reputation!"

Li Goucheng said very generously, "If you want to be the one, let me do it!"

Qin Yishan looked like he wanted to do something but was afraid of getting dirty things on him.

Several figures came out of the building.

Standing side by side next to Qin Yishan, Ran Baiyuan was also among them.

"Catch him!" Qin Yishan roared.

Unexpectedly, no one was willing to do it, for fear of getting dirty things.

Li Goucheng curled his lips sadly, "Am I so unpopular?"

Shi'e walked out of it holding the alms bowl. When he came out, his hand twitched and he almost shook the alms bowl out. He firmly grasped the alms bowl with both hands and stared at Li Gou Sheng who was surrounded in the middle.

"Where's Wang Han?"

"I do not know."

"I don't know?" Shi E was stunned for a moment, thinking whether Li Gou Sheng came here accidentally or on purpose.

Shi E ordered, "Catch him! After all, he is also the leader of one of the nine extremely evil paths in the world. Then he can be used to threaten Wang Han!"

Then no one was willing to take action.

Everyone looked at each other.

Ran Baiyuan teased, "How about you come?"

Shi E glanced at Ran Baiyuan, cleared his throat and said, "I can't take action today, so you can do it."

"Then it's not convenient for me to take action today. Qin Yishan is here!"

Qin Yishan clasped his hands behind his back and looked at the man next to him with purple skin and half of his face covered by copper coins, "Brother Hunchback is here!"

The man whose face was half covered by the copper coins had a hoarse and low voice, and his scarlet eyes stared at Li Gou Sheng, "Tie yourself up."

Li Gou Sheng tilted his head, raised his sleeve and wiped his nose and said aggrievedly.

"How presumptuous of you!"