Urban Hidden Dragon
Chapter 1340 Very humorous
Visible to the naked eye.
The waiter's face turned the color of pig liver.
She was not a fool, so she naturally saw that Wang Han was teasing her.
The furious Lili picked up a drink that was very close to her hand and was about to splash it in Wang Han's face.
Unexpectedly, Su Qi had already stood up first. He took the cup from the other party's hand and threw the drink directly in Lili's face.
Su Qi wiped his hands.
"Spineless thing!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
After glancing at Wang Han, Wang Han immediately followed behind with his bag in hand.
Lin Xuefu stared at Su Qi who stood up and left with big eyes.
"Wow! It's different to be the young lady of the Shilaohui!"
The drink wetted Lili's bangs and flowed down her cheeks.
Lili was so angry that she wanted to catch up and argue.
Wang Han and Su Qi turned around to look at Lili.
The two people's cold eyes fell on Lili.
Lili, who was still ready to come forward to argue, immediately became mute. Her body was stiff, as if a bucket of cold water had been poured on her outside in the middle of winter. The look in their eyes sent chills to the bones.
Lin Xuefu was carrying a bag on her back. When she passed by Lili, she sneered at Lili and said, "People like you are so mean, so mean."
Lili turned her head to look at Lin Xuefu, and found that Lin Xuefu's aura was much worse than that of the couple just now, and she felt a fire in her heart, "Who do you think you are worth talking about me?"
Lin Xuefu shrugged.
A figure rushed towards this side in a hurry.
He ran to Lin Xuefu and said, "Mr. Lin, I'm really sorry."
Lin Xuefu held her bag and looked at the other party with a cold face, "Mr. Zheng, you have a lot of problems here. I will say hello to friends from the relevant departments and prepare to close down the business for rectification in the next few months. "
Mr. Zheng felt like he was mourning his heir, "Mr. Lin, we are all friends, you don't need to kill them all like this, right? Please remind me if I did something wrong!"
Lin Xuefu raised her chin to signal Lili who was standing in front of her.
"What age has it been? There are still people who kneel down and lick outsiders. When will their bones become hardened and when will they open again?
Am I qualified to speak to you now? "
Not long after Lin Xuefu stepped forward.
Mr. Zheng's cheek muscles squirmed.
Unable to bear it, he slapped Lili in the face.
"You're a fool! You're such a blind thing that anyone can mess with you!"
Lili covered her face and screamed quickly, "The boss doesn't blame me, it's all Yanyan! It was Yanyan who asked me to do this!"
The plastic sisters fell apart in an instant.
Wang Han answered the call. Fifth Brother, Seventh Brother and the others were back.
Not even having enough to eat, Wang Han simply drove directly to Fifth Brother's barbecue restaurant to prepare more food.
After arriving at the place.
The white-haired Zhuge Jueluo chatted with his fifth sister-in-law on video while grilling skewers.
Huang Wan has a big head of yellow hair and a drunkard under his feet, eating skewers and looking at his mobile phone.
Chu Jingzhe raised his head, his yin and yang face facing the sky in a daze.
Ximen Doudou sat aside and feasted, finally able to rest for a while.
"Hey! Lao Jiu is here!" Zhuge Jueluo laughed and handed Wang Han a large handful of freshly grilled skewers.
"Why isn't my sister-in-law here?" Wang Han gave the skewers to Su Qi and Lin Xuefu and pulled up a bench to sit down.
Zhuge Jueluo turned the camera and said, "Jie Si is pregnant with the baby, she's at home!"
"Sister-in-law!" Wang Han greeted the camera.
Zu Ling'er on the other end of the phone smiled with two dimples, "Lao Jiu is back!"
Find a place to sit down.
Huang Wan put down his cell phone, opened a bottle of wine and threw it to Wang Han, "I'm still going to find you, but where is the boy? Can you get in touch? The phone can't be reached!"
Wang Han took out his mobile phone and asked, "Why are you looking for him?"
"There is a place I need to go to and I need a professional like him!"
Wang Han called Yaozi, and just when Wang Han was about to hang up, the call was finally connected.
"What?"
"Brother Seven is looking for you."
Yaozi cursed and said, "Wait a minute, I'm sharpening my gun! I'll call Brother Qi back in half an hour!"
Wang Han hung up the phone decisively.
A few people were eating, and Zhuge Jueluo and his wife, who usually talked the most, were talking on the phone.
Wang Han was thinking about something, and the atmosphere was slightly silent.
Huang Wan put down his phone when he saw this.
"Let me tell you a very interesting joke!"
Wang Han raised his head, his expression empty.
Chu Jingzhe closed her eyes and secretly stuffed two wads of toilet paper into her ears.
Su Qi frowned for the first time.
Huang Wan cleared his throat, "Legend has it that there was a great master who sneaked into the Sutra Pavilion of the palace one day and died suddenly. Do you think why?"
Zhuge Jueluo said with admiration, "Why?"
"Because he has a phobia of secret codes!"
The already cold atmosphere became even colder now.
Ximen Doudou was afraid of being beaten, so he was the first to laugh, "I'm laughing so hard, I have trypophobia, hahaha!"
Huang Wan looked at the others who had no response in confusion, "Then let me tell you one more thing. Once upon a time, there was a man named Tie who suffered from a strange disease that caused no hair on his body. What do you think this disease is?"
Ximen Doudou asked eagerly, "What disease?"
"There's nothing wrong with me, old man!"
Ximen Doudou covered his stomach and laughed.
Lin Xuefu came over secretly, "Is he telling a joke?"
Su Qi smiled, "Yes!"
Lin Xuefu showed a few teeth in a fake smile.
Huang Wan saw this and continued, "I'll tell you one more thing!"
"Tang Monk was caught by the spider spirit in Pansi Cave. Zhu Bajie went up to save the man and started fighting with the spider spirit. The rescued Tang Monk said to his senior brother, these monsters have done many evil things. Wukong, kill this spider. Senior Brother will kill him with a stick. Beat Zhu Bajie to death."
Everyone looked at Huang Wan, and the scene was almost audible. Ximen Doudou was the first to laugh.
Wang Han really couldn't understand why Huang Taisui had to be funny when he clearly had no talent for comedy.
But the way he tries to be funny is really funny.
Huang Wan frowned and turned to look at Ximen Doudou who was smirking, "Isn't my joke funny?"
Ximen Doudou immediately said, "Brother Seven, I'm laughing so hard! My stomach hurts from laughing!"
"I knew I had a sense of humor."
Lin Xuefu burst into laughter, "This sentence is the most humorous!"
Huang Wan took a sip of wine and said, "Are you Lao Lin's granddaughter?"
"Yes." Lin Xuefu had more or less heard of the name of the Seventh Young Master Huang Taisui. In the past, she always felt that he was a cruel and cold-blooded person.
After meeting, I found that it was very different from what I imagined.
"Can you insult me?" Huang Wan looked at Lin Xuefu.
"why?"
"Otherwise I won't have a legitimate reason to beat you up."
Lin Xuefu moved her small stool to Su Qi's side and asked for protection. Huang Wan didn't look like he was joking.
Huang Wan suddenly grinned, "I'm funny, right?"
Lin Xuefu twitched the corners of her mouth.
"You...very humorous!"
Huang Wan took a bite and seemed to remember something, "Old Jiu, I almost forgot one thing. In two days, people from the Nine Paths of the World should gradually come out, and a Zen Ceremony will be held in Fengtian Mountain, which is considered official. A ceremony that will make you the master of the nine paths in the world!"
"When exactly?"
"Senior Song Buyan has the final say on setting the date."
...
"I want blood!"
Fan Yangping roared.
Everyone in the Su family stood in the rented yard and shivered.
Sumanfei in the house was even more frail.
When she fled home in a hurry, she met the old man in front of her. At that time, she clearly remembered that the old man was killed by Wang Han. Unexpectedly, he came back to life again. From the old man's mouth, she learned that the old man's Kung Fu was very strong. , which gave Sumanfei a little idea.
There was still a lot of resentment in his heart, and he hated Wang Han deeply.
Since this old man can come back from the dead, he must be very strong.
So he took the old man back to his home.
"Mr. Fan, all this blood was taken from the slaughterhouse!" Su Manfei pointed to several buckets of blood on the ground.
Fan Yangping kicked the bucket over, pinched Su Manfei's neck and pulled her to him, "A living person! I want the blood of a living person! It's best to be young and energetic!"
Sumanfei's body trembled.
Fan Yangping rubbed his nose on Sumanfei's neck and smelled it deeply.
Sumanfei got goosebumps.
Almost freaked out.
"If I don't see anyone alive within half an hour, I will drink your blood!"
Su Manfei's body trembled violently, "I'm looking for you! I'll go find it for you right now!"
Fan Yangping let go of Su Manfei's neck, lowered his head and wiped the blood from his heart, put his bloody fingers into his mouth and sucked.
When Su Manfei went out, several people from the Su family gathered around her.
"How's it going?"
"I need... the blood of a living person! It also needs the blood of young people! If we can't find it within half an hour, we will be killed to drink the blood!" Su Manfei said Fan Yangping's request.
Everyone in the Su family was anxious. They had invited a plague god home.
"Where can I find someone here?" Su Jianzhang asked, clapping his hands.
Su Manfei suddenly turned her head and looked at Su Jianye, "I have an idea, but you have to cooperate with me!"
Su Jianye asked doubtfully, "What method?"
"Don't you know those moneylenders? Borrow money from them, then trick them into coming to us, and then you can kill two birds with one stone after taking the money!"
"But this is murder after all!" Su Jianzhang frowned.
Su Manfei said angrily, "How long have you still cared about this? If others don't die, we will die! What does it have to do with us if others die? If we can get Mr. Fan's support, will our Su family still worry about being able to stand up?"
Su Jianye said cruelly, "Okay!"
Soon.
Su Jianye and Su Manfei came in with seven or eight people.
Su Manfei was still nestling in the arms of the leader, smiling sweetly, hooking her fingers around the waistband of the other person's pants, "Let's go inside and talk! Let's get to know each other in depth!"
"Oh? Okay! I love to understand more deeply!"
Several people walked into the room one after another.
But just a few seconds after entering the door.
Screams came from inside the room.
Su Manfei and Su Jianye staggered out and retched while holding on to the wall.
after a long time.
Fan Yangping's voice came from inside the room.
"come in!"
After several people from the Su family looked at each other and winked, Su Manfei was the first to walk in.
Others followed.
Seeing several corpses on the ground, several people were huddled together.
Fan Yang's face turned a lot more rosy.
He glanced at a few people with a sneer on his face.
"Well done!"
"Senior Miaozan, our goal is actually the same, work together to kill Wang Han!"
"Work together?" Fan Yangping sneered when he heard these words as if he had heard a big joke.
"It's just a reptile. I underestimated the enemy too much and capsized in the gutter. Wouldn't it be ridiculous if we still need to cooperate with other people to kill such ants!"
Seeing this, Su Manfei said, "Mr. Fan, behind that Wang Han is the Ten Guys Club! The Ten Guys Club is extremely powerful and is among the best in the entire world!"
Fan Yangping laughed, "Being among the best? Who said that? He's just a chicken head in the world, and he really takes himself seriously? It's so easy to bulldoze this ten guys!"
"Mr. Fan, don't underestimate the enemy, the ten guys will be in the arena..."
"I told you, it's just a small sect in the secular world. It's not worth mentioning in front of our hidden world. It's not even worthy of carrying shoes for our Fan family!"
Everyone in the Su family's eyes gleamed when they heard this.
Fan Yangping exhaled, "These few people are not enough, I need more people to recover! Can they be found?"
When Su Manfei hesitated, Su Jianye suddenly said, "Yes! I can find him! Don't worry, senior, I will definitely find him for you!"
Fan Yangping glanced at Su Jianye and asked, "Are these people you were looking for just now?"
"Correct!"
"what is it call?"
"Su Jianye!" Su Jianye was betting that by hugging Fan Yangping's lap he could make a comeback and avenge his previous humiliation.
Fan Yangping nodded, "How old are you this year?"
"Just over fifty."
Fan Yangping nodded, "I had a son in my early years. If he had not died in infancy, he would have been at your age."
As soon as Su Jianye heard this.
Suddenly, he neatly knelt down in front of Fan Yangping and kowtowed.
"If you don't mind it, Mr. Fan, from today on, Jianye will be your biological son!"
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