Urban Hidden Dragon
Chapter 1077 72 Ways
Yu Xiaolin looked at Wang Han eagerly.
He looked like he was thirsty for knowledge.
Wang Han flicked the cigarette butt away.
"How long have you been chasing this woman?"
"Three months!" Yu Xiaolin said bitterly.
Wang Han asked in surprise, "Has it been like this for three months?"
"Yes! What should Uncle Xiang do?"
Yu Xiaolin looked like Uncle Xiang, but the age difference between him and Wang Han was not much, mainly because Wang Han and Yu Liangbi were brothers and Yu Xiaolin didn't do anything.
Wang Han hugged Yu Xiaolin, "Since you call me uncle, I have to teach you some tricks. You can tell at a glance that this woman is fishing for you. To put it bluntly, she treats you as her fish pond. Just a fish among them."
Yu Xiaolin was stunned for a moment and immediately retorted, "How could it be possible? It's impossible. Xiaoli is definitely not that kind of person!"
"You've been chasing her for three months, right?"
"Correct!"
"The sweet talk hasn't stopped, right?" Wang Han asked again.
Yu Xiaolin nodded, "Yes!"
"She also told you that she was single, right?"
Yu Xiaolin still nodded.
"She also told you that she didn't want to find a partner in a short time and wanted to develop her career on her own. You confessed your love to her so many times, but she never rejected you directly, and she never said she wouldn't accept it. She always said He said some ambiguous words, like we should be friends first, right?"
Yu Xiaolin nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Yes! How did you know?"
Just as Wang Han was about to speak, Yu Ling'er peeled off a piece of chocolate and handed it to Wang Han.
After thanking him and eating the chocolate, Yu Xiaolin wanted to get the chocolate but Yu Ling'er slapped him away, "Mine!"
Yu Xiaolin had no choice but to listen bitterly as Wang Han continued to speak.
"You can tell at a glance."
"Then...what should we do?"
Yu Xiaolin asked sincerely.
Wang Han hugged Yu Xiaolin and said, "It's very simple. Next time you see her, just don't bite her."
Yu Xiaolin was stunned for a moment, "You mean we parted ways?"
"It's almost the same. You take your Yangguan Road and she takes his single-plank bridge."
"How can this work!" Yu Xiaolin immediately objected.
Wang Han saw this and smiled and said, "What? Are you feeling distressed? She is walking on the bridge, and you are supporting her under the bridge, right?"
Yu Xiaolin licked his lips, "If that's the case, will she ignore me even more?"
"When dealing with a fisherman like this, treat him the way he wants! She dares to make so many troubles with you because she relies on you to keep licking her and never leaving her. If you suddenly don't If you talk to her, she will be confused and start talking to you.”
Yu Xiaolin asked doubtfully, "Are you lying to me?"
"What you can't get is always turbulent. It's too easy to get it so you feel confident. If you are so anxious to give it away, of course she has to take it easy and raise you into the fish pond, and then see if there are better fish. If she really can't find it, If you want something better, then settle for the next best thing and look for you in the fish pond.
People, in relationships, you can’t take yourself too seriously, and you can’t take others too seriously. Of course, you can’t take yourself too seriously, and you can’t take others too seriously!
A good relationship is a two-way street. As the saying goes, relationships need to be managed. "
Yu Xiaolin thought for a while and retorted, "But if you don't pay at the beginning, how can you get it?"
"Emotions are investments. If the investment is successful, your career will become bigger and stronger! The relationship between the two of you will get better and better!"
Yu Xiaolin thought about it seriously, "Then this can be considered an investment for me!"
Wang Han cursed and said, "You call it a hammer investment, but licking a dog is called gambling! Investment requires risk assessment, and you pay within the risk controllable range. Gambling means that your mother has no brains to put money into it. Can you get it back?" The reward depends on luck, if the dealer plays the game again, you won’t get even a cent.”
Yu Xiaolin suddenly realized, "It makes sense! But...but after I ignore her, what should I do if she ignores me?"
"There is a fish trying to jump out of the fish pond, what will you do?"
"Get him back."
"Look, the fish understand it."
Yu Xiaolin licked his lips and glanced in the direction of the sexy woman over there.
"Can it really happen?"
Wang Han hugged Yu Xiaolin and said, "It's almost nine o'clock. Take me to the place to watch the battle."
Yu Xiaolin led Wang Han towards the distance.
When I was about to pass a woman.
Wang Han said casually, "Don't look sideways, just take me with you."
Yu Xiao and Lin Xinyiheng followed Wang Han's instructions and led Wang Han straight towards the distance.
After walking for a long time, Yu Xiaolin couldn't help but want to look back, but Wang Han hugged him.
"Uncle Xiang, is it really possible?" Yu Xiaolin asked again.
"Don't worry, it's no big problem."
"What if she ignores me?"
Wang Han said hello to Qiao Fengchun in the distance.
"Ignore you and ignore you. I'm just a Neptune. Missing you will only benefit you and not harm you. When it comes to relationships, don't just look at your figure when you're looking for a partner. Long legs or big breasts. It mainly depends on the inside, regardless of the man. As a woman, when looking for a partner, you should first check whether the other person respects others. People who respect others will be good in all aspects, and their looks are just the icing on the cake."
Yu Xiaolin thought it made sense, "No wonder you can drive a tank, but Uncle Xiang and Qiao Yaya don't respect people either."
Wang Han's body stiffened.
As if someone had stepped on his tail, he held Yu Xiaolin's neck between his arms, "Are you looking for a fucking beating?"
Yu Xiaolin was silly and happy, seeing that the emotional leader who was still chatting a second ago actually broke his guard.
Wang Han had been looking around all morning, trying to find a few good seedlings.
Yu Xiaolin also went to participate in the competition. Wang Han took a look and found that this licking dog's fighting ability was very strong among his peers. He was even ranked in the top twenty among everyone in today's competition.
Wang Han glanced at the man named Du Shaoyu. This man's strength was not bad among his peers.
The strongest one at the moment is Mu Xinhang, the triple crown champion of the Mu family.
It was also the top of the previous Qilin list.
Yu Xiaolin finished the competition quickly. Under Wang Han's repeated instructions, when Yu Xiaolin went down to do things, he didn't look sideways and ignored the woman.
afternoon.
Wang Han probably saw the clue.
The talent of the Mu family is very stable.
Late stage of Vajra Realm.
But there was another one, who looked older. Wang Han inquired about it, and found out that the other one was very strong, the five-time champion Gao Cheng, who had been defeated by the Mu family genius before.
Both are in the late stage of the Vajra Realm.
In the afternoon, Yu Xiaolin ran towards Wang Han excitedly.
"Uncle Xiang! She...she took the initiative to send me a message!"
Yu Xiaolin held the phone and said emotionally, "Look, what should I reply to?"
Wang Han glanced in the distance, and the woman glanced here. When Wang Han saw this, he smiled and said, "Just keep your head down and play with your phone. There is no need to reply to messages."
"Ah? Is this... okay?"
"Just do as I say. Those who love fishing are the most likely to be caught."
Yu Xiaolin resisted the urge to reply to the message and played with his phone with his head down.
Until the end of the game in the afternoon.
Yu Xiaolin said worriedly, "Uncle Xiang, what should I do if she hasn't replied yet?"
"Hanging."
"Can this trick be used against all Neptunes?"
"The premise is that your fish is big enough. If you are a small fish, in other people's fish ponds, one more for you is not more, and one for you less is not more."
While he was talking, his phone vibrated, and Yu Xiaolin said excitedly, "She...she sent me a message again!"
Wang Han calmly took a sip of water.
Yu Xiaolin looked at Wang Han with admiration, "Uncle Xiang, do you have any other methods in relationships? For example, how to coax your girlfriend?"
Wang Han put down the water bottle, "There are very simple ways to coax your girlfriend. There are about seventy-two ways."
Yu Xiaolin opened the memo on his mobile phone, "Which seventy-two kinds?"
"The first is to buy a bag, the second is to buy flowers, and the third is to give her a home."
"What about the rest?"
"The rest... we won't let you know during the review."
.....
Night falls.
Today's first round has ended.
The top fifty came out of the competition.
Ranking matches start tomorrow.
But this year's match points are basically concentrated on triple crown champion Mu Xinhang and the previous five crown champion Gao Cheng.
Wang Han walked in front, Yu Ling'er grabbed Wang Han's clothes and walked behind. Yu Xiaolin followed Wang Han and followed Wang Han to get the scriptures.
While buying food for Yu Ling'er, I saw Du Shaoyu and a girl in a long skirt whom I had met before walking towards me from a distance.
Du Shaoyu was stunned for a moment after seeing Wang Han, and nodded respectfully.
Wang Han also nodded.
From the chat between the girl in the long skirt and Du Shaoyu, we learned that the two are relatives, and the girl is Du Shaoyu's cousin Yuan Xiaonan.
After eating, Yu Ling'er grabbed Wang Han's clothes and pointed at the marshmallow seller in the distance to eat.
When I took Yu Linger to buy marshmallows.
far away.
The five-time champion Gao Cheng also came to the night market with a few people.
A sly look under his hand took aim at Yuan Xiaonan.
Licking his lips, he took advantage of the crowd and dishonestly touched Yuan Xiaonan's buttocks.
Yuan Xiaonan immediately turned around and glared at the man.
The man whistled and pretended nothing happened.
Yuan Xiaonan frowned, and Du Shaoyu blocked it with his body.
The man with the sly eyebrows is still determined to give up.
Taking advantage of the crowd, he touched Yuan Xiaonan's chest again.
Du Shaoyu grabbed the man's wrist, and his anger surged.
Yuan Xiaonan glanced at Gao Cheng not far away, pressed Du Shaoyu's wrist, and signaled Du Shaoyu not to be impulsive and not to offend him.
When the sly-looking man saw that Yuan Xiaonan was afraid of their power, he immediately became even more arrogant and followed them.
He gave a look to the people around him, and they squeezed past like a nest of snakes and rats.
Taking advantage of the crowd, Du Shaoyu and Yuan Xiaonan were separated.
The man with the sly eyebrows took the opportunity to stick to Yuan Xiaonan from behind.
With a lewd smile on her face, she approached Yuan Xiaonan and pretended to look behind her, "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze at all!"
Du Shaoyu wanted to rush over, but was surrounded by several people.
Yuan Xiaonan wanted to stay away, but there were a lot of people, and the wretched man kept chasing after him. Yuan Xiaonan couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and was about to slap him.
But the wretched man grabbed his wrist.
"Little beauty! What do you want to do?"
"Can you please give me some face? Let me go!"
The obscene man laughed and said, "Huh? You were the one who wanted to hit me! I am the victim! Besides, there are so many people crowded around, and I didn't sue you for molesting me, but you slandered me instead, right?"
Yuan Xiaonan raised her other hand to strike, but was grabbed by the wretched man. The wretched man pressed tightly against Yuan Xiaonan.
He took a deep breath and said, "It smells so good!"
"Let me go!"
The wretched man had a lewd smile on his face.
"What if I let go and you hit me?"
While talking, he pressed it against Yuan Xiaonan.
Wang Han just lit a cigarette.
The corner of his clothes was pulled hard and he turned around.
Then he saw Yu Ling'er angrily pointing in the direction of the wretched man.
"Bad guy! Beat the bad guy!"
The wretched man grabbed both Yuan Xiaonan's wrists with his big hands.
The free hand slapped Yuan Xiaonan's buttocks.
"Ouch! Why are the people behind squeezing me again!"
Yuan Xiaonan's eyes were red with anger, and she struggled desperately, but her strength was far less than that of the wretched man.
With a lewd smile on the face of the wretched man, it was time to take a step further.
Suddenly, I felt that the crowd around me was even more crowded than before.
Suddenly a big hand pinched my butt.
The wretched man's gluteus maximus muscles tighten.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw several people standing around him, surrounding him, their bodies pressed tightly against him. The person behind him had a pure smile on his face.
A hard object pressed against the wretched man's ass.
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