Urban Hidden Dragon

Wang Han sat up from the bed in confusion.

Feeling a little excited.

"Senior, where are you now?"

Xuanyuan Yufeng's voice came from the other end of the phone, "I just chased Commander Xuanwu Su Hengyang out of the northwest Gobi Desert to see his movements. Next, I want to go to Tibet, and I'm going to follow him to take a look.

Little Taoist, how are you doing there? How are you lately? "

"I'm fine, but others can't be contacted."

Xuanyuan Yufeng said quietly, "If I guessed it correctly, the Emperor was plotting it, right?"

"It's almost the same. How did you guess it?"

After Xuanyuan Yufeng was silent for a long time, he said, "When I was chasing Su Hengyang recently, I found that Su Hengyang had been pursuing some clues. The places he went to were exactly the same as the places where Di Lao and the old Taoist master went.

So I guessed that they might want to verify the same thing. "

Wang Han asked urgently, "Verify what?"

"I don't know yet. I'll chase Su Hengyang and have a look. By the way, little Taoist master, I grabbed something from Su Hengyang's hand. I'll send it to you. You can see what it is."

As he spoke, Wang Han's phone vibrated, and he saw Xuanyuan Yufeng sending several pieces of parchment with very ancient writing on them.

Xuanyuan Yufeng's voice came again from the other end of the phone.

"Little Taoist Master, I have to leave. Please take care of yourself and don't be impulsive when you are alone. Everything will wait until we come back."

"Okay senior, please take care of yourself."

After hanging up the phone, Wang Han lit another cigarette, exhaled, and finally talked to a close acquaintance.

Opening the parchment again and taking a look, Wang Han could only recognize some of the words on it.

After changing hands, I sent the photo to Biaozi.

"Help me check what this is."

Unexpectedly, the call came quickly.

"Holy crap, Ah Han, my damn Han, damn you, all ten of you guys will disappear. I don't even dare to call you. You're such a fool that you don't even call me to let me know you're safe. I'll do it every day I’m worried that you won’t be able to eat the food you’re worried about.”

Wang Han pricked up his ears, "What's that crackling sound over there?"

"Ah? I'm running. Well, I'm running in slippers." Biaozi said casually.

"You can check what that thing is for me later."

Before he finished speaking, he gasped and said, "I'll check it for you when I park the car."

"Aren't you running?"

"Wait...wait for me..."

Wang Han hung up the phone with a dark face.

He held a cigarette and looked out the window, thinking about how to gain the trust of the second eunuch first, and then win over the other eunuchs.

But the sound of running pops up in my mind from time to time.

Wang Han shook his head, thought about Qiao Yaya, and suddenly died down and entered the time of the sages.

When half a pack of cigarettes was almost finished, my phone vibrated. I thought it was a message from Daozi, but I didn't expect it was a message from Qiao Yaya.

"Are you dead? You can't send a message to this fairy?"

"I was squatting in a pit just now. I was afraid of catching fairies, so I didn't feel comfortable sending a message." Wang Han made up a random reason.

"Hmm, assuming you still have some brains, I'll ask you a question and you must answer it truthfully."

Wang Han's message came back quickly, "You said it."

"Ok?"

Wang Han replied with a ferocious expression, "Fairy, please tell me."

"Hmph! Do you like... do you like... do you prefer this fairy to wear black silk stockings or white stockings?"

Wang Han's hand holding the cigarette trembled violently.

The cigarette handle almost stuck in his nostrils.

Wang Han licked his lips. Wang Han never felt that he was a gentleman. He had always known that he was a layman who understood food and sex, and he would not refuse fishnet stockings with black, white, and gray stockings.

Unexpectedly, one day, I was stumped by this problem.

"Um?

This fairy is asking you something!

you are dead?

Which one do you like?

If you don’t tell me, I’ll just dress you the same! "

Wang Han's pupils shrank. The implication of these words was that she wanted me to like her even though she said it, right?

The Adam's apple rolls up and down.

Wang Han typed three words that he liked, and quickly deleted them. After thinking about it, he typed three more words.

Thumb over the send button.

Suddenly, the message about the dog basket popped up, and Wang Han shook his hand and clicked send.

Just as he was about to withdraw, Qiao Yaya's message came back.

"I knew it! Stinky man! Hehehe!

This fairy will reward you once!

Then let me ask you again, do you prefer JK or Lolita? "

Wang Han held the cigarette in his trembling hands. After taking two numb puffs, he realized that the smell was not right. He took a closer look and saw that the cigarette was gone, so he lit another one.

I rubbed my hair vigorously and asked myself.

I, the king, usually do a lot of good deeds!

I took my phone and rubbed my hair again. I felt like I had been in an Internet cafe for several days.

The phone call came from Biao Zi, "Ah Han, you are not replying to messages all the time. Are you flirting with some old lady?"

Wang Han roared like he was reacting to stress, "Let me talk about your mother! Climb for me!"

Daozi was stunned for a moment and laughed, "You couldn't have been more likely to have encountered a heavy tank when we were dating online, right?"

Wang Han took a puff of cigarette and pushed it directly to his head.

Licking his lips, his Adam's apple rolled up and down.

With trembling hands, I typed three words.

"like it all!"

Unexpectedly, Qiao Yaya replied proudly.

"What a beautiful thought!

snort!

Stinky man! Your name is Greed!

Don’t you understand what step-by-step means? I don’t understand sweet love at all! I don’t even understand this fairy’s little thoughts!

As punishment, you can only get me wearing jk this time! "

Wang Han's face glowed with the light of winning five million after buying a lottery ticket.

Boomzi shouted, "Ahan, what the hell are you doing! Why don't you talk to me!"

"Hey, you have a lot of contact with women. I want to ask you something, that is, I have a friend.

This friend of mine met a woman who was a bit yandere, the kind who calls herself a fairy. She might look a little...a little...southeast or northwestern.

She asked my friend if he likes JK or Lolita. My friend said he likes both. She said she would punish my friend by only wearing JK. How should I, a friend, reply? This girl will only wear JK then? Or wear neither? "

Biao Zi smiled mischievously and said, "Are you a friend of mine who has a pretty good relationship with me?"

Wang Han said angrily, "What do you say when I ask you? Don't let your mother interrupt!"

"Usually, women like this have big flaws in their character and very strong psychological needs. They are stupid and have a lot of money. You have to praise them and follow her wishes, so that her vanity can be satisfied. .

Under normal circumstances, if she says this, you tell her... you ask your friend to tell her that it is so sad and painful that she cannot get the favor of the fairy. It is worse than killing you... Oh, it is worse than killing your friend. It feels uncomfortable, give it to her quickly...let your friend reply to her quickly. "

Wang Han replied the message according to what Yao Zi taught.

Never thought.

Qiao Yaya immediately replied.

"I didn't expect you to be so sad. Who made this fairy feel soft? Then I will reward you with all the clothes."

"Boom!" Wang Han shouted.

Biaozi laughed and said, "What's wrong? Did that woman give you a reward for wearing it? Hahahahahahahaha!"

Wang Han was stunned for a few seconds and then realized that he had been fooled by the dog basket. Wang Han broke through the defense on the spot.

"I *you*! You *are*! You are not a human being!"