I'm back from hell
Summer's Revenge
The night is getting darker.
The more Xia Hongchun thought about it, the angrier he became: "If I can't find Xia Yu and the others, wouldn't my trip have been in vain? I wasted a day in vain, and I'm very tired."
"We must find them tonight!"
Thinking that Wang Chunxue and Wang Dana were still waiting at home, if he went back like this, he would definitely be looked down upon and ridiculed in all kinds of ways.
It's so fucking embarrassing!
"Xiao Erlang, carry your schoolbag to school..."
At this moment, a drunken young man walked towards him, humming a song.
"This little brother, can I ask you something?"
Xia Hongchun asked politely with a smile on his face.
"What's the matter? Say."
The drunk man wanted to stop, but he drew circles on the spot.
Xia Hongchun: "..."
This is how much to drink!
"you……"
He was afraid that the other party would lie down on the ground and fall asleep, so he hurriedly opened his mouth to ask.
Just now.
The cell phone in his pocket rang: "Drunkard, get out of here. I feel sick when I see you. I drink every day. Why don't I drink you to death?"
"You were so drunk, how come you weren't hit by a car? You were lucky enough to be able to walk back intact."
"What are you looking at? I'm just talking about you!"
???
Why does this voice sound so much like mine?
Xia Hongchun was dumbfounded and subconsciously looked at his pocket.
"What did you say?"
"I will kill you!"
The drunk man drank because he was frustrated. After hearing these words, he became furious and punched Xia Hongchun in the face.
"what!"
Xia Hongchun screamed and was about to fight back, but then he thought that if he did it, he would be punished for fighting each other, and it was also his cell phone's problem just now.
and so……
He fled in embarrassment.
Fortunately, the other party was drunk and took one step forward and two steps back, so he couldn't catch up with him.
After a few minutes.
Xia Hongchun came to the gate of the community, took out his mobile phone from his pocket while gasping for air.
Looking at the completely normal mobile phone, he was even more confused.
Was it just a hallucination?
"hiss."
The pain on his face reminded him that this was all real.
But what's going on?
He couldn't understand it at all.
"I heard that if a cell phone is used for a long time, it will automatically send messages and make calls."
Xia Hongchun understood somewhat: "Maybe my mobile phone has been used for a long time and it's time to replace it."
"Android is rubbish. It's only been two years and it's no longer good."
"When you have money in the future, buy an apple."
Thinking that the smartphone I had spent several thousand yuan to buy ended up like this after two years, I couldn't help but curse.
A couple is preparing to return to the community.
It looks very sweet.
Xia Hongchun quickly put all the messy thoughts behind him, smiled broadly, and went up to say hello: "Hello."
The woman took a step back.
The man protected his girlfriend behind him and asked with some caution: "What's the matter with you?"
"that……"
Xia Hongchun was about to say something, but then he was worried that his cell phone would be sick again, so he quickly muted it, and then he felt relieved.
Play on your phone after saying hello to us?
What does it mean?
The couple had questions on their foreheads, but they became more vigilant. After all, they had to be careful when encountering strange people at night.
"I……"
Xia Hongchun just opened his mouth.
next moment.
His voice came from the phone again: "Your girlfriend is so beautiful, can I play with her?"
"Don't worry, I will only play for one night."
"If it doesn't work, I'll give you money! Is one hundred enough?"
"How about two hundred?"
"The price is negotiable."
"Who told your girlfriend to like me, haha..."
broken!
Hearing this, Xia Hongchun's mouth twitched hard, feeling that he might be beaten!
as predicted!
The couple instantly became angry: "Rogue! Brother Jie, get him!"
"I'll kill you idiot!"
They were sober and knew that the sound came from their mobile phones, but just now Xia Hongchun fiddled with the mobile phones, and then such filthy words came from the mobile phones.
This is not intentional?
Who believes it!
beat!
"Wait a minute, let me explain to you."
"Explain your sister! Bang!"
"what!"
After a few minutes.
Xia Hongchun ran away with panda eyes and two footprints on his body.
Wretched like a lost dog.
"hiss."
The pain in his eye sockets made him extremely uncomfortable. He took out his mobile phone and wanted to throw it away. But when he thought that this thing cost him more than a thousand yuan, he couldn't bear it. He could only say viciously: "If you get sick again, I'll throw it away." !”
"It would be great if I had money. I'd kill you son of a bitch immediately."
He turned off his phone directly.
"Look how you keep talking nonsense!"
Xia Hongchun waited until the young couple left, then returned to the gate of the community, just about to find someone to ask.
My own loud voice came from the phone: "Robbery!"
"I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to live this way, leave money to buy the road!"
All around was quiet.
Many people raised their heads. One big brother didn't even look at the beautiful woman on his phone and stared at Xia Hongchun with a wary face.
Xia Hongchun was so embarrassed that he turned around and ran away.
"There are idiots every day, especially today."
"are you crazy."
"Come on, hurry up, this world is really difficult, I'm driving another person crazy."
……
Hearing the voice coming from behind, Xia Hongchun's face turned red and he wanted to get in through the gap in the manhole cover.
Change!
Be sure to change your phone when you go back!
He couldn't stay any longer and hurried home.
late at night.
Xia Hongchun finally rushed home. He was tired and in poor condition.
But seeing the lights in the house brightly lit, I suddenly felt warm in my heart: "This woman is not bad. She knows she won't sleep until I come back."
"Are you so greedy for my body?"
He learned these words from the Internet and even memorized them because he thought they were much more interesting than the words he often said in the village before.
"Haruyuki..."
he shouted tenderly.
then.
"You still have the face to come back?"
"I can't beat you to death!"
"Dana, hit me! Hit me hard!"
Wang Chunxue and Wang Dana were beaten violently.
ten minutes later.
Xia Hongchun, who had a big bump on his head, looked at Wang Chunxue who was crying and making a fuss, and asked in confusion: "Why did you hit me?"
Dana Wang: "Didn't you make a video with my sister and scold her for destroying your family? Are you going to kick her out?"
Wang Chunxue: "You don't have a conscience, wuwu... weren't you the one who hooked up with me? In the end, you blamed me."
???
Xia Hongchun was confused at first, but then realized: "It's the mobile phone that's to blame again!"
Is it broken?
Why does it feel smarter than when I first bought it?
"Are you sure the person in the video is me?"
he asked.
"It's you!"
"It's true."
Dana Wang scolded: "You still want to deny it?"
Xia Hongchun was puzzled: "How is this possible? My phone is always turned off."
next moment.
"Xia Hongchun, you betrayed me."
"I just died, and you can't wait to bring your concubine home?"
A voice from the underworld sounded.
The night wind happened to blow by.
Bitter cold.
It makes people shiver all over.
"Chunlan's voice!"
Xia Hongchun's expression changed wildly, and he almost jumped up in fright. He looked around with fear on his face.
"what!"
"It's none of my business. It was your man who hooked up with me, wuwu..."
Wang Chunxue and Wang Dana hugged each other, and their mentality collapsed.
"Snapped."
The lights suddenly went out.
"what!"
The screaming sounded again.
The three of them rushed out the door, not caring about anything else.
But when I ran out, I found that Wang Chunxue’s son was still sleeping in the house!
Immediately panicked!
In the end, half the village woke up.
It’s not lively.
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