The Invincible Sixth Prince
Chapter 57 I’ll give you a bottle of chili oil
Yunzheng's words successfully allowed Zhang Xu to find his target.
Zhang Xu changed his previous attitude towards Yun Zheng and became extremely enthusiastic.
Zhang Xu's attitude changed so quickly that Yun Zheng was caught off guard.
At noon, Zhang Xu desperately wanted to drag Yun Zheng to the best restaurant in the imperial city.
He wanted to treat this close friend well.
"Your Highness, after all these years, I finally met someone who understands me!"
"Your Highness doesn't know how I got here after all these years!"
"Just because I don't know how to learn, write or write poetry, everything I do is wrong."
In the restaurant, Zhang Xu complained to Yun Zheng while drinking.
When it comes to the emotional point, Zhang Xu's eyes turn red again.
Yun Zheng can understand Zhang Xu.
His grandfather was a bachelor of Wenhua Pavilion and an imperial master.
Growing up in such a family, not being good at reading and learning is the biggest sin.
Zhang Xu took a sip of wine and said: "To be honest with you, Your Majesty, I don't dare to come here around the fifteenth day of every month. If I have to pass by here when I go somewhere else, I have to take a detour."
"why?"
Yun Zheng was puzzled, "You don't seem to be a timid person!"
This guy had dared to criticize his own prince before, so he was so afraid of this place?
"This is not for the faint of heart."
Zhang Xu asked bitterly: "Does Your Highness know where this restaurant is, turn right and walk a hundred feet forward?"
Yunzheng shook his head: "I rarely left the palace before, I really didn't know this."
Zhang Xu showed a lewd smile, "That's the largest and most famous brothel in the imperial city, Qunfang Garden."
Qing... Qinglou?
Yun Zheng had a dark look on his face, "Why do you need to take a detour to the brothel? Maybe you are afraid of Mr. Zhangge..."
"no no!"
Zhang Xu waved his hands again and again, showing a look of bitterness and hatred, "These Fang Yuan people are fucking sick! Tell me, he broke into a brothel and did some bullshit poetry on the fifteenth day of every month!"
Poetry?
Yunzheng suddenly realized it and joked: "You are not good at poetry and poetry, so you took a detour?"
"Ah."
Zhang Xu nodded lightly and said gloomily: "If Qunfangyuan's poems come out as masterpieces, as soon as they reach my grandfather's ears, the old guy will scold me without any hesitation..."
Is that so?
Yun Zheng laughed dumbly and joked: "Then do you also hate Qunfang Garden? Just like you hated me for no reason before?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Xu couldn't help his fat face turning red, and said with a dry smile: "Normally, I quite like this Qunfang Garden. Your Highness, you may not know that the women in Qunfang Garden are all as beautiful as skin. , they look like heavenly beings, but when they get to bed, they are all fairies that suck people’s essence. That taste..."
Zhang Xu gradually let himself go.
Speaking of the woman from Qunfang Garden, she was very happy, and the fat on her face squeezed her eyes to the point where there was only a slit left.
This way, it looks even more vulgar.
"Cough cough..."
It wasn't until Gao He standing next to him coughed lightly that Zhang Xu realized something was wrong.
"Haha, that's too far off topic."
Zhang Xu laughed, then thought to himself: "It would be better if Qunfang Garden didn't hold any bad poetry party."
"No need to hide, what are you afraid of!"
Yunzheng pursed his lips and smiled, "You are not good at poetry and singing, but you have a business acumen! Think about it, if you slap the taels of silver note on it, who will not be able to serve you like an ancestor?"
Ok?
Hearing Yunzheng's words, Zhang Xu was suddenly startled.
After thinking about it carefully, Zhang Xu suddenly became excited and said with excitement: "Your Highness's words made me feel like I was enlightened!"
"I have decided that I will attend the poetry meeting in two days!"
"I got a dozen fucking girls to serve me, and I laid there like an uncle, making those bullshit talents jealous, hahaha!"
"Your Highness is indeed extremely smart. Your Highness's talents are simply rare in the world..."
Zhang Xu was so excited that he danced and blew rainbow farts at Yunzheng.
Yun Zheng listened, but his face was filled with darkness.
This guy wouldn't really do that, would he?
If Mr. Zhang Ge knew that this was his idea for Zhang Xu, I don't know if Mr. Zhang Ge would come to his sixth prince's house with a knife.
"Cough cough..."
Yun Zheng interrupted the excited Zhang Xu, "Let's not talk about the poetry meeting for now, let's talk about business!"
"What's the matter?"
Zhang Xu was confused and blurted out: "What else can we do if we get together?"
"I……"
Yunzheng suffocated slightly.
Nima!
Together, they two imperial city wastes can only do some messy things together?
Zhang Xu saw something was wrong with Yun Zheng's expression, so he smiled and said, "Your Highness, tell me."
Yun Zheng looked at him speechlessly, and then said: "You should have heard Zhangge Lao say that I have read an ancient book called "Ge Wu". In that book, there are also many strange and obscene skills recorded. If you can If you make those things, you can definitely make a lot of money..."
When Zhang Xu heard this, he immediately patted his chest and said, "Leave whatever His Highness has left to me. I, Zhang Xu, am not good at doing anything else. I am good at tinkering with those things! We will share the silver earned by that time equally!"
On the road!
Otherwise, this guy is good at doing business!
He understood it before he even mentioned the cooperation.
Since Zhang Xu had brought it up, Yun Zheng also agreed.
Just as the two were chatting happily, several more people walked up to the second floor of the restaurant.
Fourth child, Yunting?
Yun Zheng frowned slightly, he didn't expect to meet the fourth child when he went out for a meal!
Seeing Yun Zheng, Yun Ting was also slightly startled.
When he saw Yun Zheng sitting and drinking with Zhang Xu, an unlearned loser, Yun Ting's face suddenly showed a sneer.
These two notorious losers actually got together?
It’s true that birds of a feather flock together!
"Lao Liu, what a coincidence!"
Yun Ting said hello angrily and walked towards Yun Zheng.
"Yes, fourth brother! What a coincidence!"
Yun Zheng looked at Yun Ting with a smile, "Fourth brother, you were beaten by your father. Are your injuries better?"
After listening to Yun Zheng's words, Yun Ting's face suddenly fell.
When Yunzheng said in public that he was beaten by Emperor Wen, wasn't he slapping him in the face?
"Lao Liu, you have been favored recently, and you seem to be a lot more courageous!"
Yun Ting looked at Yun Zheng with an unkind expression.
In the past, when he looked at Yunzheng with this look, Yunzheng would have been so frightened that he would have apologized.
However, the current Yunzheng didn't take it seriously.
"Fourth brother, you really misunderstood me."
Yun Zheng shook his head and said seriously: "I care about Fourth Brother!"
"care?"
Yun Ting clenched his fists and said with an unkind expression, "You seem to be very proud of yourself recently! Do you want Fourth Brother to care about you?"
"I really care about Fourth Brother!"
Yun Zheng said sternly: "To be honest with Fourth Brother, the ancient book I read recorded a kind of chili oil that is specially used to treat bruises. I just thought that if Fourth Brother's injury is not healed yet, I will find a way to make one." A bottle of chili oil came out and was given to Fourth Brother..."
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