The ups and downs of life in the Siheyuan

Yi Zhonghai firmly grasped Li Yuan's right arm, feeling happy and trying harder.

Suddenly there was a stinging pain like an electric shock, and he quickly retracted his hand in pain.

He looked at Li Yuan in horror, with a look of disbelief on his face.

In fact, it was very simple. When he grasped it, Li Yuan suddenly controlled the tension of his muscles and made small movements.

It was like a tight rubber band hitting the palm of his hand.

"Oh, Master, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, it's okay. As people get older, their hands and feet sometimes have problems."

"Look, I'm right! When you get old, you have to accept it, and you can't do it forcefully."

When Yi Zhonghai walked out of the room, he was still a little suspicious and unsure for a moment.

The pain I felt just now was definitely not an illusion. The tingling sensation is still fresh in my memory.

After a moment of hesitation, he turned to look at the closed door, gritted his teeth, and walked out of the courtyard.

Li Yuan saw something unusual from the contrast between Yi Zhonghai's performance, so he just cooked some corn paste and heated up two Erhe noodles steamed buns.

Just stick to the mustard dumplings and start enjoying slowly.

It took about 20 minutes from cooking to eating. While Li Yuan was eating, he heard a knock on the door.

Li Yuan could tell that there were at least three people from the sound of their footsteps.

He put down the bowl and chopsticks and sighed, secretly annoyed, "It's bullshit every day!"

When the door opened, there were three people with serious expressions. The first one was an old man, and behind him were two policemen.

Behind him were the neighbors slowly coming over, all whispering to each other.

The two policemen were the same as last time, and the leader was still Captain Zheng.

Li Yuan welcomed the two into the room politely.

"I heard that you are engaging in feudal superstition?" Captain Zheng asked seriously.

"Oh, everything must be based on evidence. How could I, a popular and professional young man, do such things!"

Li Yuan deliberately acted anxiously and expressed his pain loudly to ensure that people outside the house could hear him.

At this time, there was a knock on the door again. Yi Zhonghai opened the door and Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui came in.

They were all acquaintances, and a few of them just nodded.

Liu Haizhong looked unhappy, and Yan Fugui looked sad.

Liu Haizhong took a step forward, pointed at Li Yuan, and said angrily: "It's you again, you can't calm down, you are responsible for getting rid of all the advances in the compound."

Li Yuan stopped as soon as he heard this. Whoever wants this shit can take it.

"Second uncle, I don't like hearing what you are saying. The last time the police were alarmed, it was you, the second uncle, who was responsible!"

The bangs seemed to have been stabbed in the lungs, "Why did you lift it in the past? I'm talking about this time!"

"Oh, then ask the uncle!"

Liu Haizhong turned to Yi Zhonghai, "Old Yi, what bad thing has this kid done again?"

"Second uncle, I have to correct you. Without investigation, you have no right to speak. You cannot draw random conclusions without understanding the truth of the matter."

Liu Haizhong turned around and pointed at Li Yuan angrily, "Shut up! Lao Yi, tell me!"

Looking at his fingers, Li Yuan wished he could break them.

But this is the trend now. When elders or leaders are angry, it is a common practice to point fingers at others.

Everyone was accustomed to it, but Li Yuan couldn't stand it, so he secretly made a note for him.

Yi Zhonghai coughed and said, "Um, Old Liu, let's step aside first. These things should be Captain Zheng's job."

An answer that was neither salty nor bland made bangs choke.

His face was a little embarrassed.

"Well, Captain Zheng, I'm sorry, I'm also angry at this kid."

"It's okay, it's understandable," Captain Zheng, who had watched the show for a long time, replied smoothly.

"Second uncle, isn't this right? We don't understand what's going on. Why are you so angry?"

Li Yuan continued to support the fire.

Seeing the bangs about to attack again, Captain Zheng stretched out his hand to stop it.

"Okay, Xiao Li, tell me what's going on?" Captain Zheng looked serious.

"What's going on?" Li Yuan deliberately pretended to be dumbfounded.

Seeing Captain Zheng's cold expression, Li Yuan hurriedly added.

"Oh, look at me, I was snatched away by the second uncle, and I almost forgot."

When Liu Haizhong heard Li Yuan's words, he really wanted to go up and slap the boy in front of him.

But looking at Captain Zheng’s face, I had no choice but to endure it.

At the same time, I also made a note to Li Yuan in my heart.

Li Yuan was happy when he saw Liu Haizhong's expression change, but his face looked apologetic.

"I wonder who said I engage in feudal superstition. Is there any evidence?"

Captain Zheng dealt with this kid twice and knew that this kid was not someone to be trifled with.

And it wasn't his fault last time, so he started to take it seriously to make sure that this kid wouldn't get caught.

"Lao Yi, tell me." Captain Zheng would not take the blame for him.

Yi Zhonghai was helpless. Since he reported this kind of thing, he had to identify it face to face.

He described his feelings at that time in detail.

After finishing speaking, Captain Zheng looked at Li Yuan, meaning it's your turn.

"Hahaha, what did I think was going on?!"

Li Yuan laughed deliberately.

People outside the house only heard a few words and heard Li Yuan's loud laughter, and their hearts were as anxious as a cat scratching.

The person with his ear against the crack of the door quickly explained to the person behind him that he was talking vividly.

All the neighbors were intoxicated when they heard the scream, and felt that this visit was not unfair.

"Don't make excuses sometimes," said a neighbor who sympathized with Li Yuan.

"There is no wind in the hole, flies don't bite the seamless eggs, and the air flows day by day."

This is not pleasing to Li Yuan's eyes.

"I think Xiao Li is pretty good. He is polite to everyone he meets."

"The problem is that he always recruits the police. How can we strive for the advancement of our compound? I think it is a disaster."

"You can't say that. The second uncle made a mistake last time, and I think it will be the same this time."

"When the uncles saw something bad happening, they came forward for the sake of the peace of the compound."

"Okay, I'll see if you can still speak like this next time it's your turn."

"I am an upright person, and I will be open and honest when the time comes."

. . . . . .

Captain Zheng looked at Li Yuan's performance and felt something in his heart, knowing that it was another trip in vain.

But think about it, it is also a good thing that there are no feudal superstitions in the jurisdiction.

"Xiao Li, don't laugh. If you have something, you have it. If you don't have it, you don't have it. We are responsible for the compound."

Yi Zhonghai also came to his senses and was afraid of making another mistake. To be on the safe side, he started to find steps for himself.

Li Yuan stopped laughing and smiled: "This is a physical phenomenon called static electricity."

The weather is dry in winter, and we often hear crackling sounds when we take off our sweaters.

"Yes, yes, yes, it hurts sometimes."

Yan Fugui praised him at the right time. They are all old monsters of thousands of years, so they can analyze the pros and cons immediately.

"The third uncle still has a life," Li Yuan said, taking advantage of the situation and flattering him.

Captain Zheng looked at Yi Zhonghai, "Old Yi, is that so?"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai was not sure, but he didn't want to admit failure.

"The pain is much greater than the static electricity you mentioned." Yi Zhonghai stared into Li Yuan's eyes.

"Oh, sir, different people experience the same stimulation differently.

Especially the elderly are sometimes blinded by their perceptions. This phenomenon abounds.

Captain Zheng carefully observed Li Yuan's appearance and felt that he was just an ordinary person.

Judging from his body shape, he is a little thin and has a sunny face. He does not look like a person who knows magic.

"Okay, it's probably Lao Yi who made a mistake." After saying that, he stepped forward and shook Li Yuan's hand with a smile.

"We are also responsible, goodbye"

"You are lucky enough to have to go out so late," Li Yuan said politely.

"Goodbye, everyone." At this time, Captain Zheng's face was serious.

All three said goodbye politely.

"Can I sue the First Master for making a false accusation?!" Li Yuan's voice made Captain Zheng retract his legs.