The ups and downs of life in the Siheyuan

At this time, most of the adult men in the family have left the house.

This is also a convention. When danger occurs in the compound, adult men need to stand up to protect the interests of the compound.

Unlike now, when it is infiltrated by hostile forces, there are big problems in terms of culture and economy.

They are working hard to destroy Chinese culture, and this year the problem of destroying ancestral halls broke out.

They also vigorously promote foreign festivals, constantly diluting the atmosphere of Chinese festivals and severing family ties.

Even the most basic dictionaries have become their target. For example, how to pronounce the pinyin of HM is available in the current dictionary.

Not to mention some vocabulary, has disappeared.

well, let's get back to business.

Nearly 20 men rushed to the front yard, some with kitchen knives, some with rolling pins, and some with fire hooks. . .

The scene everyone saw was that Li Yuan was holding He Yuzhu who was struggling desperately, and Yan Fugui was enthusiastically helping Xu Damao into the courtyard.

Xu Damao gave up his struggle now and couldn't escape. There were still several uncles in the courtyard, at least no one would be killed.

But the necessary quibbles cannot be left behind.

"Uncles, you have to make the decision for me. I just returned to the compound and was kicked by Silly Zhu. Now my back hurts.

Look, this ankle was also sprained just now."

Xu Damao took a breath, supported Yan Fugui and complained to several uncles.

"Xu Damao, I will kill you today."

"Zhuzhu, what are you doing? If you have something to say, please say it. Don't mess around."

Yi Zhonghai picked up the cotton coat draped over his body with both hands, tightened it tightly, and yelled at He Yuzhu.

"Yes, Silly Zhu, today is your happy day, so don't be stupid."

Liu Haizhong also took a step forward, followed by his eldest son Liu Guangqi.

At this time, Yan Jiecheng ran over with a cotton-padded coat, replaced Yan Fugui, and handed the cotton-padded coat to his father.

Yan Fugui was in a hurry to go out. He only wore a cotton waistcoat on his upper body, so he hurriedly put on the cotton clothes.

At this time, Tian Xiujuan also put on her clothes, ran over, grabbed He Yuzhu, and comforted him in a low voice.

When Li Yuan saw her coming, he let go of He Yuzhu and stood between He Yuzhu and Xu Damao to prevent He Yuzhu from making a violent attack.

"Old Yan, what's going on?" Yi Zhonghai looked at Yan Fugui, and the others were also whispering.

"Third uncle, I just entered the compound!" Xu Damao reminded him quickly, hoping that Yan Fugui could help him hide it.

Yan Fugui looked at He Yuzhu, who was still angry, and then at Li Yuan, who was looking at him with a smile, and he had some concerns in his heart.

“I heard the noise in the courtyard, picked up my pants and ran out of the house.

I heard someone humming at the gate, so I shined a flashlight on him, and he covered his face and ran away.

I shouted that there was a thief and rushed over.

At this moment, the pillar happened to run into the front yard, and then kicked the person who opened the door and tried to run.

He was about to rush forward, but was hugged by Motoko who arrived in time.

Those are the things, Motoko, please add a few words."

"I also heard the shouting, so I got dressed and went out, and happened to see the furious Brother Zhuzi.

When I heard him calling Xu Damao, I was afraid something would happen, so I quickly hugged Brother Zhuzi."

Li Yuan didn't add any fuss, but he picked it cleanly.

"Zhuzhu, tell me." Yi Zhonghai looked at He Yuzhu.

“My wife and I were sleeping when this grandson threw bricks at the glass of my house, which almost scared us to death.

I rushed out and saw this grandson trying to open the door, so I gave him a kick."

He was furious just now, but when he talked about the process, he felt a little embarrassed and felt aggrieved inside.

"Hahaha, Zhuzi, won't you be scared to death?!" a young man joked.

"Hahaha", everyone burst into laughter.

They are all people who have been here before. As the saying goes, a spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. Everyone knows what He Yuzhu was doing just now.

A joke made the atmosphere in the courtyard relax.

Only He Yuzhu was getting angrier, but he was tightly held by the blushing Tian Xiujuan and did not dare to break free.

"Okay, let's get down to business and solve it quickly. Everyone has to go to work tomorrow," Yi Zhonghai said to stop him.

"Xu Damao, what did you say?"

"It was too dark at night, and the third uncle's eyes were dim. He must have seen it wrong. I didn't open the door, I closed it."

"Oh, the courtyard door should be closed at this time, how did you get in?"

A voice came from behind, immediately exposing his lie.

Xu Damao was also a bachelor and knew that this matter could not be settled, so he simply admitted it.

"I came back early. As a peer in the courtyard, I just went to the wedding ceremony."

"Are you so troublesome as to smash someone's glass with a brick?!" Yi Zhonghai was the first to scold him.

"Yeah, if this pillar was accidentally broken, how unfair it would be!" I didn't know that the guy was joking again.

"Hahahahaha...", there was another burst of laughter.

"If I were Zhuzi, I would have to kill him. If that thing is broken, what's the point of living?"

. . . . . .

Everyone's comments became more and more biased, He Yuzhu's face became darker and darker, and Xu Damao's heart became heavier and heavier.

"Okay, shut up, everyone." Yi Zhonghai couldn't listen anymore and stopped him.

Then he looked at He Yuzhu with concern, "Do you want to go to the hospital?"

This sentence made everyone laugh crazily and make noises incessantly.

He Yuzhu held it in for a long time and finally said, "My guy is very good!"

Unable to resist, he straightened up.

At this moment, everyone's defenses were completely broken, and the whole room burst into laughter. It's hard to describe the scene. Some people even lay directly on the ground, laughing to death.

Tian Xiujuan angrily slapped He Yuzhu hard.

Yi Zhonghai, who laughed a few times, stopped his smile and said, "Okay, since it was a misunderstanding, today is Zhu Zhu's happy day. Zhu Zhu, please don't pursue it."

He Yuzhu wanted to say something, but was stopped by Tian Xiujuan.

Yi Zhonghai turned to Xu Damao who breathed a sigh of relief and said, "There is nothing wrong with having a wedding ceremony, but you can just smash the glass with bricks. If you pay 10 yuan for the pillar, are you willing?"

As for the frightened young couple who were "fighting", he couldn't say anything. He just stood up to remind Xu Damao.

Liu Haizhong looked at Coke and burst out laughing.

The people around him were also amused again by Yi Zhonghai's actions.

Xu Damao was not stupid. He took out 10 yuan and handed it to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai felt uncomfortable being laughed at, but he felt that things were too funny tonight and he almost laughed out loud.

He handed the money to He Yuzhu, but He Yuzhu didn't accept it and just glared at Xu Damao.

Tian Xiujuan pushed him, but when he ignored him, she took the money and said thank you.

"Zhuzi, today is a special day, so don't pursue it and go back to sleep."

Everyone laughed again.

What happened in the compound tonight has become a topic of discussion in several nearby compounds for many years.

There are all kinds of weird jokes. If Tian Xiujuan hadn't given birth to a son next year, He Yuzhu's reputation as a broken gun would have been confirmed.

For this reason, He Yuzhu found an excuse and beat Xu Damao several times.

The hatred between the two people is constantly adding up.

The reason why Xu Damao's family did not show up that night was because they moved back to their old house to facilitate some things, leaving Xu Damao alone in the courtyard.