I take a little action, that's the limit

The old man in the cloak said without looking back: "Kid, go and bring your sweetheart over."

"I..." I gritted my teeth, but didn't dare to move. It's not that this handsome guy is a coward, it's just that the smell of Lingque is too intoxicating.

"What are you, you, me, and me? You are really not a man." The old man in the cloak sneered when he saw that I was not moving.

Paralyzed, is he calling me cowardly?

I would rather fuck people to death than scare them to death!

My face twitched, and I walked to Han Xiaolin's side, stretched out my hand, and grabbed Han Xiaolin's cold wrist.

The moment I took Han Xiaolin's little hand, the strange old man pulled the little girl off his shoulders like crazy, gasped for breath, glared at the old man in the cloak, turned around and ran away.

Deep in the forest, his voice like a broken gong could be faintly heard: "Today I admit defeat. Our mountains will remain green and our waters will flow forever..."

I go!

I thought that the strange old man was going to fight the old man in the cloak in an awesome way, but I didn't expect him to run away like this, which really embarrassed the villain.

"Humph."

The old man in the cloak snorted contemptuously and put the bell in his arms. Then with a wave of his sleeves, the two monster brothers he summoned turned into something else.

I saw the innocent little girl dressed in white turned into a black cat. The cat jumped lightly and jumped on the shoulders of the cloaked old man. A pair of amber pupils glanced at me indifferently.

As for the spiritual tower that was several meters high, it was even more ridiculous. It actually turned into a colorful snake that was about a foot long.

With the appearance of the little snake, the pungent rancid smell disappeared without a trace.

"What the hell, uncle, are you a magician?" Seeing this, my eyes almost fell to the ground.

The old man in the cloak ignored me and waved, and the little snake got into his sleeve. Then he turned around and left without any intention of staying.

I quickly ran over and held out my hand to stop him. What a joke, what will happen to me and Han Xiaolin if he leaves? I still have Han Xiaolin's tooth marks on my neck. As for who Han Xiaolin belongs to now, I don't know, but she is obviously not a normal human being. The old man in front of me is so powerful, maybe he can save us both.

The old man in the cloak seemed quite dissatisfied with me for stopping him, and shouted at me: "Kid, what are you doing?"

"Master Tian, ​​I'm worried that you are afraid of the dark, so I want to send you off." I said with a smile on my face.

"Do you want the old man to save you two?" The old man in the cloak is indeed an expert, and he could tell my thoughts at a glance.

I smiled and nodded.

"No time!"

Unexpectedly, the old man in the cloak didn't show any mercy at all. He pushed me away and strode forward. As he walked, he said to himself: "It's so damn unlucky that I bumped into two dead people..." "

"You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Even if you are old, if you curse me, I will still beat you!" I followed closely and said coldly.

"A half-human, half-corpse guy, a short-lived ghost, what is he but a dead person?" The old man in the cloak stopped running away when he saw that I was always stalking him. He simply leaned against a tree and said to me.

Hearing his words, my heart froze. Is Han Xiaolin really a zombie as I thought?

Then wouldn’t I be poisoned by corpse poison?

Wait, what does the second half of his sentence mean?

"You say I'm a short-lived ghost?" I looked at the old man in the cloak in confusion.

The old man in the cloak snorted from his nostrils and said slowly: "You are greedy for Yin Qi. You are destined to live less than seven years old. If someone hadn't helped you change your life with the incredible skill of grafting flowers and trees, you would have been living in Yin Qi. You had already gone to drink tea with the old man, the King of Hell, near the extremely heavy crematorium to avoid being traced. Moreover, even if the person who helped you change your name was extremely capable, you would not be able to escape the reincarnation of heaven. You said, this kind of fate is not for you. What is a short-lived ghost?"

"Heavenly Master, please save me." When it comes to my life, I don't dare to take any chances.

"Kneel down and kowtow nine times!" the old man in the cloak said.

You can hit me, but you can't insult me! This is the principle of my life!

"Young Master, kneel to the sky and kneel to your parents..." I said with dignity. As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Han Xiaolin rushing towards me with her teeth and claws bared. I quickly changed the subject: "But you, the old man, can slay demons and protect the Tao. Help me." I deeply admire the chivalrous spirit of justice, and I kowtow to you."

With that said, I walked around behind the cloaked old man and kowtowed quickly.

It is said that a man has gold at his knees, but is gold as important as life?

He glanced at me, then turned to look at Han Xiaolin. He didn't see any movement, and a red thread actually appeared in his hand.

The old man in the cloak walked with strange steps and threw the red thread on Han Xiaolin's body. The red thread seemed to have eyes, and it tied Han Xiaolin firmly, unable to move.

Looking at the tied-up Han Xiaolin, the image of the island country's rope bondage series suddenly appeared in my mind, but the next movement of the cloaked old man interrupted my dirty thoughts.

I saw him reaching out and gently lifting the hat covering his head, revealing his true face.

Sure enough, he was an old man.

His hair was already gray, it could even be said to be full of silver hair, but he was full of energy, especially his eyes, which were shining like two bright lights in the dark night.

The old man in cloak in front of him gave people a feeling of immortality.

The old man said to me: "After this great salute, you are now my half-disciple, and I will leave her to you."

Fuck, this old boy is trying to trick me. He didn’t say it was a apprenticeship ceremony just now. I just kowtowed to him out of survival instinct. Besides, even if I went through the apprenticeship ceremony, what does it mean to be half a disciple?

I lowered my head and looked at myself. Nothing was missing. Why was it half broken?

Then again, the old man hasn't taught me anything yet, how can I deal with Han Xiaolin?

Should I use the following?

Seeing me looking at him eagerly, the old man seemed to have noticed my confusion. He pulled off the cloth bag from his waist and threw it to me.

I subconsciously caught the bag and took out three things from it, a small bottle containing white powder, a golden pendant, and what looked like a half-cut sword.

"What are these for?" I looked at the three things in my hand and asked strangely.

But the answer to me was nothing but the rustling of the wind.

I couldn't help but raise my head. There was nothing in front of me. Where was the shadow of the old man?

"This, this must be an illusion..." I rubbed my eyes vigorously. Even Liu Xiang couldn't be so fast.

I opened my eyes and saw that the dark woods were still empty...