I take a little action, that's the limit

At :, I was woken up by the alarm clock. I went out and knocked on the door of Han Xiaolin and Xiao Ma Ge. When I heard their responses, I quickly went back to the room to wash up.

In less than twenty minutes, we set off, thanks to Han Xiaolin not wearing makeup. But when I saw her luggage, I really had a headache. There were two big suitcases full of them. What I knew was that she was going to play at my house for two days. What I didn't know was that she thought she was moving.

We took a taxi and went straight to Yueyang East Station. Fortunately, there was a breakfast vendor on the train, but the breakfast on the train was not delicious. Han Xiaolin was so disgusted that she didn’t eat it, so she took out an apple and gnawed it. Brother Xiao Ma and I were After eating, I saw that there was still half a bowl of porridge in his bowl. In line with the principle of not wasting, I wanted to send it away. Unexpectedly, Brother Xiao Ma stopped me with his hand and said that it was reserved for Fuwa. , then I remembered that he took the Soul Gathering Card with him before going out.

The two of us chatted casually for a while and then arrived at Changsha South Railway Station.

After finding a coffee shop to rest for a while at Changsha South Railway Station, we boarded the train bound for Shaoyang.

After getting off the train, Han Xiaolin refused to leave. She insisted on taking a plane. Xiao Ma also started making noises and said that she wanted to take a plane. I was so depressed. It was less than kilometers from Shaoyang to my home. Where could I go? The two of them took a plane. For such a short distance, they probably had to hit the brakes before the plane even shifted into second gear.

I talked a lot and finally tricked Han Xiaolin into getting on the long-distance bus. She asked me how long it would take to get there. I said it for half an hour without my conscience. I guess she was not good at math, so she really believed her.

As for Brother Ma, if I give him a beating, I guess he will never dare to mention the word "airplane" to me again in his life.

Dankou is a remote area, and not many people go there. There are only about twenty people on the bus that can seat fifty people, so the three of us occupied two seats each.

As the car drove onto the highway, a gentle-looking young man walked towards Han Xiaolin.

"Hello, beauty, my name is Hao Nan. Is there anyone in the seat next to you?"

What a joke, Han Xiaolin can't even bother to talk to a handsome man like me. Can she talk to him?

Sure enough, Han Xiaolin said coldly: "There is someone."

Then she looked back at me.

"Brother, your spring is here." Brother Ma pushed me.

I coughed, sat next to Han Xiaolin, put my hand on her thigh naturally, raised my head and asked, "Is something wrong?"

"Would you like to buy a talisman?" Unexpectedly, the man mysteriously took out a yellow talisman from his pocket and handed it to me and Han Xiaolin.

"Sick!" Han Xiaolin glared at him and knocked my hands off.

"Brother, I see your girlfriend's appearance is dark. This is a bad sign!" The man said to me with a worried look on his face.

Damn, nonsense, if a woman doesn’t have a bra, is she still a woman?

I took a closer look at him. This guy wore a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose. The lenses were very thick, maybe as thick as the bottom of a cup. He had a handsome face and gave people a harmless feeling. If he was a graduate student, I guess no one else would. I don’t believe it, but this guy just walks around with a yellow charm. It would be weird if he could make money.

I calmly took the yellow talisman and turned around and handed it to Brother Ma. I thought to myself, "You are trying to trick someone. You have to come to us. But there is a Taoist priest sitting behind me. He is like Guan Gong." Playing with a sword in front of the door.

"This talisman is drawn..." Brother Ma took a look at the talisman and frowned.

"How is it?" I asked without hesitation in front of the man.

"Very good, but we don't need it." Brother Ma frowned and returned the talisman to the man.

"Excuse me." The man took the yellow charm and put it in his pocket, nodded politely to us, and stared at Han Xiaolin's white chest before leaving.

Damn, do you think I don't exist? I instinctively wanted to go up and slap him, but Brother Ma pushed me back to my seat: "Someone looking at your girlfriend means that your girlfriend is beautiful. Why are you angry? Besides, do you still want to fight?" What about going home?"

"Um, if someone looks at your wife lustfully, can you bear it?" I asked, staring into Brother Ma's eyes.

"Then it depends on who is staring at him. If he looks uglier than me, just look at him. He will still have a piece of flesh, and his wife will not run away with him." Xiao Ma thought for a while and told me.

"Yeah, that's right." I felt much better after listening to Brother Xiaoma's words. Daoqing Taoist priest is not only good at catching ghosts, but also good at comforting people.

"When I have a girlfriend, you can enjoy it as much as you like, bro, it's interesting." Brother Ma patted me on the shoulder and leaned back in his seat.

Well, this sounds quite righteous, but why does it become more awkward the more I think about it?

Seeing that it was still early, I leaned on the backrest and fell asleep.

"Xiao Luo, wake up." I was sleeping soundly, and Brother Ma pushed me awake.

"Are we here?" I rubbed my eyes and looked outside. It was still a straight highway with the shadow of Dankou Town there, so I asked, "Where are we?"

"I don't know, maybe the car broke down." Han Xiaolin said to me.

"Um, isn't it? Do you want to carry it like this?" I got out of the car with the crowd depressed and saw the driver opening the machine cover and busy there.

"Master, can I still leave?" someone asked.

"I'll take a look at it," the driver said without raising his head.

I returned to the car and played with my phone out of boredom.

After playing for more than an hour, I got tired. I looked up and saw, oh, there was so much black smoke coming out of the front of the train. There was actually someone stupid enough to ask the driver if it had been repaired. This is not a train. It was smoking. bird.

So, I struggled to pull two huge suitcases and ran on the highway. At this time, I realized that the hardest person in Journey to the West was Junior Brother Sha. It was nothing for him to be stunned with so much luggage. Complaints, there are actually people complaining about his lack of words. Your sister, I asked you to carry two boxes weighing more than kilograms on foot for several years. You would be damned if you could talk more.

I originally wanted Brother Xiao Ma to pull one for me, but Brother Xiao Ma said seriously that he couldn't do anything to make me sorry.

I asked where this came from, and he said that now was a great opportunity for me to show off. What if he helped Han Xiaolin pull the box and accidentally released his masculine charm and conquered Han Xiaolin?

I stepped up and kicked him twice, and told him, buddy, you really think too much.

Fortunately, after we walked for about twenty minutes, Han Xiaolin stopped a car. I guess the guy thought it was just Han Xiaolin at first. When he saw Brother Ma and I getting in the car, he asked us where we were going with a dark face. I said we were going to Dankou, but he said it was not convenient and he would take us to Zhang Town at most, and he would charge us yuan for gas.

I was so tired that I almost vomited, and I didn't bother to argue with him, so I threw five hundred to him as charity.

We arrived at Zhang Town at around five o'clock in the afternoon. I frowned as soon as I got off the car. Damn, this is not a town. It's probably not much bigger than a village, right?

When I looked back for the driver, he had already disappeared in his car.

"Let's find a five-star hotel first." Han Xiaolin, a man of few words, said something shocking.