I take a little action, that's the limit

"I don't want to test whether you are responsible or not." Beimen Wushuang looked at me innocently.

"Sister, you don't want to play like this!" I burst into tears because of the pain. This girl was so cruel.

"Who are you calling me sister? She's very small, okay!" Beimen Wushuang puffed out her cheeks and yelled at me with her eyes wide open. Her current appearance makes it hard for people to think of her as a patient. A patient can be so big. The bite force?

"Then I'll call you Big Girl." I patted my forehead with a headache. Women are said to be unreasonable creatures, and I finally learned the lesson today.

"For the sake of peeling the banana for me, that's right." Beimen Wushuang finished eating the banana and smiled happily.

But after all the joking, her face was still very pale, which made me feel pity for her.

"By the way, how did you know that I was injured and hospitalized?"

"Director Li told me that he also gave me an important task."

"What mission?"

"Be a flower protector."

"Pfft... Is he so stupid that he asked you to protect me?" Beimen Wushuang spat out the water he just drank in his mouth, and said to me in a loud voice.

I turned around and left with a dark face.

"Hey, don't leave."

"Please, I won't let you hit people like this. I am a seven-foot man after all." I stopped and turned around.

"Okay, no more fussing with you. I'm still hungry. Peel me another banana, seven-foot man."

Seeing that she was the injured person, I didn't agree with her, so I sat down again, and we started chatting. I asked her how she was injured, and she told her a reason that I would never be able to figure out for the rest of my life. ——Fighting with others.

I looked at her with pain in my balls and thought to myself, eldest sister, we are not too young to do such ridiculous things. What age are we in now? We are still fighting with others. The most important thing is, is the other party good enough? Such a good person, facing such a beautiful woman, he could actually attack her, and that's all, but to attack her so harshly, it is simply unjust.

I asked her to swear that she didn't lie to me. She raised her finger decisively and swore to God, saying that if she lied to me, God would strike her with lightning. However, when I lowered my head to peel the banana, I vaguely heard her add three words: " Blast Yuan Luo."

More than an hour later, Xiao Ma came back. This time he was quite reliable. Not only did he buy a roast leg of lamb, but he also bought a bowl of porridge. Watching Beimen Wushuang eat it, I asked her to watch it in front of me again. They swore the oath again, but she didn't add the last three words this time. I saw it and it was done. At least it meant that we no longer needed to protect her.

Xiao Ma and I took a taxi home.

As soon as I reached the entrance of the alley, I saw a familiar figure sitting on the steps in front of a funeral shop. If I saw it correctly, it seemed to be Han Xiaolin.

There were two huge suitcases beside Han Xiaolin, as if she was going on a long trip. I walked up to her and asked, "Classmate Xiaolin, where are you going?"

Han Xiaolin looked at me with a smile and said, "Go to your house."

"Don't make trouble, my family is so shabby, how can I condescend you?" I laughed twice and became alert at the same time. Judging from Han Xiaolin's current posture, she should be a gentle version of Han Xiaolin, that is, the second personality on the verge of breaking out. In this case she could turn into a zombie and bite me at any time.

"Really, I'm not going to lie to you, Old Hantou asked me to come. If you don't believe me, just look at it." Han Xiaolin said, taking out an envelope from her pocket.

I took it and opened it and saw the following sentence written on it:

"Brother Yuan Luo, I am as happy as you are to see me face to face. Because my brother is busy with chores and has no time to take care of Xiaolin, I have entrusted her to my younger brother. I hope you can take care of her for one year for the sake of our friendship. I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. !”

I read it back and forth twice, and I saw clearly that the word "one year" was written very thickly. It seemed that it was deliberately used to remind me to use your sister's. Han Baifa, the old fox, was very clever in this trick. The potato was thrown directly to me, and he felt relaxed.

There was also a bank card in the envelope. Han Xiaolin said it was a reward from her father. I called to check. After listening, my phone fell to the ground. Damn it, there were more than three million yuan in it. That is to say, the reward for taking care of classmate Han Xiaolin is yuan per day!

I immediately helped Han Xiaolin get her luggage and took her home with a smile on her face.

I walked up to the second floor, took her for a casual tour, and then arranged a room for her. For the sake of convenience, I arranged her next door to mine. In this way, I had Brother Ma on one side and Han Xiaolin on the other.

In the evening, we originally agreed to go have hot pot together, but when we gathered in my room, we discovered that Han Xiaolin had a lot of corpse spots on her arms. Xiao Ma and I looked at each other and gave it to her without saying a word. He hit her with a stick and she rolled her eyes and fainted.

After that, I made glutinous rice flour, pinched her mouth and drank it, and then waited for about half an hour before she woke up.

"Yuan Luo, where are you? Who is he?" As soon as Han Xiaolin woke up, she sat up and hugged her chest, moved closer to me, and looked at Brother Ma warily.

Um, this girl has become the iceberg version of Han Xiaolin again, but from the look of her, she obviously regards Brother Ma as a lawless person. No wonder she thinks so. Brother Xiao Ma’s dignity is hard to make people laugh. Don't think that way.

It’s just that he looks like he’s joking, and he’s still so vulgar. Oh, God can’t save him.

"Don't be afraid, this is my home and he is my brother." I explained to Han Xiaolin.

"Oh, that's it." Han Xiaolin exhaled and looked at Brother Ma and I carefully: "No wonder you two look so similar."

grass! I would rather Han Xiaolin become a zombie, at least her eyes wouldn't be so bad.

Next, the three of us went out to eat hot pot. It was a unique flavor to eat hot pot and drink cold beer on a hot day. We ate until about ten o'clock in the evening.

After I came back, I lay on the bed and fell asleep.

I had a weird dream. I dreamed that my master was stretching my muscles and bones, and was very rough on me, saying that he wanted to teach me the Taoist skills of Tongtian.

I was tortured to death by him, and I was in pain. I grinned and asked him when he could officially start learning Taoism. He said that if you want to practice Taoism, you must first refine your soul. He then took out a book from his arms and threw it to me. When I saw it, there were five big characters written on it - -Xian Gang Forged Spirit Mantra.

"The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, the earth can crack, but we stand side by side and hold hands..."

The noisy cell phone ringing woke me up. I rubbed my eyes, picked up the phone and saw that it was Director Li. He told me that there was another body at the crime scene at around five o'clock in the morning. I Hearing this, he sat up suddenly.

What surprised me even more was that a book slipped from my chest. I picked it up and looked at it. I slapped myself twice hard to make sure that I was not dreaming. I took a breath of cold air and saw the writing on it. With a few words - Immortal Gang Forging Spiritual Curse!