I take a little action, that's the limit

I originally thought it would be another boring day, but when the bell rang, the head teacher, Old Wei, walked in with a cheerful face and announced the good news.

Our class is going on a trip tomorrow!

Of course, this is not without reason. Our senior high school students took a mock test a week ago. It is said that a great master in our class scored more than 640 points. You must know that this score is quite awesome in our province. I guess no matter how hard you try, Come on, Tsinghua University and Peking University are not a dream either.

I really doubt that guy is cheating. His score in one subject can beat me in two or three subjects.

Lao Weitou said that in order to allow everyone to relax physically and mentally and be in a better state to participate in the most arduous college entrance examination, he specially applied for the opportunity to visit and study with the school. If any students are afraid of delaying their studies, You can also review at home.

Perhaps for fear of affecting everyone's mood for the game, Lao Weitou did not announce who the great god was, but his look like he was looking at his biological father had everyone guessing.

I have nothing to say about this. Who makes us incompetent? Let alone more than 640 points, if I can get 320 points in the exam, I will buy cakes for Tathagata Buddha to eat.

We attended the class absentmindedly all day, and as soon as school was over in the afternoon, everyone happily went home to pack their things. It is estimated that no one would stupidly go to evening self-study.

At night, I lay in bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep. It wasn't that I was worried about getting into high school. My mind was filled with my master's weird words.

What on earth is greed for yin and waste of life!

There was no record in Grandpa’s notepad, and I couldn’t find it on Du Niang. In a daze, I slept with my phone until dawn.

The place we visited was a place called "Shanba". It has been developed quite well by the local government. It not only retains the original style, but also integrates modern humanistic landscapes. It just happens to be in the good time of May, and the mountains and fields are covered with wild flowers. It's brilliant, with a faint floral fragrance everywhere.

According to the plan, this time we will live in a newly developed farmhouse. After all, we are all the future flowers of the motherland, and maybe the country’s pillars. Personal safety is the most important, but when we arrive in that village we will It was discovered that the small village called Shangxianzhuang had a power outage, and they said they would not receive electricity until tomorrow. Hearing this, everyone suggested going to have a barbecue in the wild and camping outside at night.

Perhaps considering that we all would have to go our separate ways in a month, Lao Weitou agreed to everyone's request for the first time.

So we, more than students, cheered as if we had won the lottery.

Camping sounds fun, but in fact it is not fun at all, at least to me. Those girls are all busy taking pictures and sending WeChat messages, and we silly men are struggling to set up tents nearby, and this It took more than two hours to tinker.

Not to mention sweating, it can also be said that I am panting.

After setting up the tent, we, the old men, were busy with dinner again. Only then did I realize that Chinese women are definitely the happiest in the world, bar none.

I really don’t understand if those guys who post on the Internet that Chinese men are not worthy of Chinese women have their heads kicked by donkeys, paralyzed, and unhappy. Why don’t you go to India and try?

It's said to be dinner, but it's actually just everyone gathering around a bonfire, drinking wine, chatting and spanking.

Due to the age gap, I didn’t have much to communicate with those little brats. Seeing those silly boys surrounding the beautiful girls, I felt like vomiting. Brother, do you really think you can talk a lot these days? Will the beautiful woman sleep with you if you make a joke? Innocent!

I turned my head and looked at Old Wei. The guy was talking about his ideals and ambitions with two students with a red face. It sounded weird coming from the mouth of an alcoholic.

Han Xiaolin looked very strange today. She didn't eat dinner and got into the tent early. This made many boys who wanted to take the opportunity to strike up a conversation sigh.

As for Shen Heng, that hottie, he was seriously reading a girl's palm. His eyes almost burrowed into the girl's chest. The girl asked him with admiration how his career was going. Damn it, you ask me, I can tell you, it’s very deep and huge!

This meal may have been delicious for them, but for me, it was like a year. Fortunately, it was very cold in the mountains at night. Around ten o'clock, everyone dispersed and got into their respective houses. tent.

We set up a small tent that could accommodate two people. Shen Heng and I were assigned to a tent. The guy was busy chatting with two mobile phones and sticking his head out from time to time. , whistling to the girls in the tent next door, watching him deal with three or four women with ease, I really suspected that he was the reincarnation of his second senior brother.

I was bored, so I took out the broken sword left by my master from my backpack. I saw that it was about one foot long, two inches wide, and completely black. It looked very much like the ruler used by private school teachers to punish students.

I couldn't laugh or cry when I looked at this thing. It's too short to use as a fire stick, and I don't know what it can be used for.

Unknowingly, I fell asleep in a daze.

Just when I was arguing with Duke Zhou in my dream about which of the four beauties had the bigger butt, I felt someone kicking my feet, and at the same time Shen Heng's whisper came to my ears: "Camel, wake up quickly. "

"Well, why?"

I rubbed my eyes and sat up impatiently.

I saw a huge butt swaying in front of my eyes. If I hadn't already known that this slut Shen Heng had a normal sexual orientation, I would have suspected that he was seducing me.

"Shh, come and take a look." Shen Heng, who was lying on the gap in the tent and peeking out, hooked his fingers at me with a mysterious expression.

I walked up slowly, not knowing what to see outside in the middle of the night. Are there girls taking a shower outside in the middle of the night?

But I almost lost my temper when I saw it.

I saw bright lights outside, and countless soldiers wearing armor and holding long hair in their hands were approaching us menacingly.

Damn it, making a movie? But during the day, I didn't see any film and television companies working here, let alone film and television companies, I didn't even see any personal figures. Moreover, if I remember correctly, the place where we camped was next to a river. The river should be right in front of the tent where Shen Heng and I were.

Is it...

Thinking of this, cold sweat broke out on my back. If it hadn't happened to me in the past few days, there were too many strange things that gave me a certain immunity, I would probably have fainted from the fright.

"Hey, Luotuo, do you think they still lack actors?" Shen Heng asked me, his eyes full of excitement.

"Haha, they are short of food." I laughed dryly, not knowing how to answer Shen Heng.