Traveling through the Warhammer world, but I didn’t cry.

Unparalleled Bone, Mag, Uruk, Salaka, in the language of the orcs, they are called - Iron Skull. Super huge. Very orcish. Really the boss of the boss, or if you dislike these names being too long, you can call them directly He is the Bone Crusher Salaka, or just call him Uncle Bone, he can afford it.

The muzzle of the gun is bigger than one side of the Space Marine's head, it's Dauntless (bang!)

Just like a certain forbidden soldier who did not want to be named, he was called a kitten by his comrades in private.

Salaka's life is so legendary. It has been legendary in the past and is legendary now. I believe that this legend will continue in the future. Originally, this ordinary orc who was born in the mushroom pit on the Uruk stone ball lived peacefully like other orcs.

Cut off the heads of other orcs in the neighborhood, or secretly knock out the big teeth in their mouths with a hammer to buy some fungus wine to drink, until they are attacked by the imperial army, and our legendary Uncle Bones is hit in the head by a bullet. Nearly all brain tissue was lost.

After being rescued by the magic of the mad doctor Goznik, using a piece of fine gold to seal his skull and a large group of strange scrap metal parts to fill the lost brain tissue in his head, Uruk became Uncle Bones.

In his hallucinations, he saw the hallucinations of Brother Gomao. These hallucinations made him think more and more. In this kind of thinking, he believed that he was the chosen beast. From the beginning, no matter what happened, he regarded himself as a prophet of Mao Zedong.

In such intense pious thinking, it only took Uncle Bones six short years to transform from an ordinary, skinny boy to the boss of the Gough tribe, and boarded the star of their galaxy before it died. An accidental appearance on a space hulk.

began their long interstellar journey. At first, the things on the hulk were fun to fight with them, but the days that followed became more and more difficult. The subspace engine that always stopped and the depression of being unable to fight tormented Uncle Bone and his Gaof tribe.

But there is no way to the end of the beast. The ripples in the subspace caused by a useless ship without Geller's position are enough to attract those brainless demons. In the midst of laughter and laughter, Uncle Bones and his boys returned to the homeland of the subspace. The residents had cordial and friendly cultural exchanges.

"Space travel is boring. Unless there are chicken thieves on your shabby ship, or a group of rogue black cans with thorns, there are already boys on the ship, and no matter what, it's just shrimps running over to stir up trouble. That's an activity. A good opportunity to build muscles and bones. Then there will be some ugly mutants to kill you, but remember not to kill them all, then there will be no fun. Last time on our ship, a mutant jumped out of the wall. There are a lot of bloody and stabbing things. The fire in their hands is really cool, but their guns are too weak. It's neither clicking, clicking, clicking, nor banging, but shooting slowly and loudly. It's not spicy, not spicy, not spicy, but the thing that comes out of that thing is quite interesting. I took it and shot it against the wall. I can see the thief's beautiful red bone head, so The thing stares at you, you can also stare at it. We also held several eyeball contests. After playing a few times, the red bone head never came out again, and could only spray out. A little blood. Later, the thing was taken away by Big Tech with teeth. He said that he would use it to spray paint on his car. Oh, by the way! Those fleshy guns can also be used, and they can also be used as pets. You As long as you feed them well, those cute gadgets will spit out some acid or something, but of course you don’t want to feed them with your hands.” - A talkative person who does not want to be named The orc boy.

After a long, rambling space flight, Uncle Bones finally arrived at the orc holy land that he had always mentioned in his fantasy-filled mind, Ullanor, which is now Armageddon.

During the carnival, the entire orc fleet transformed from space hulks easily broke through the weak space defense lines of the shrimps and smashed them to the ground.

Regardless of those orcs who were unlucky enough to die in the impact, they immediately smelled the cowardly smell of shrimp in the air when they stepped on the land. They didn't even need Uncle Bone to worry too much. The instinctive fighting genes hidden in the orcs' bodies were Will guide them to fight where they should go.

This Waaagh! It's really exciting and very exciting. The little stone ball in Uruk doesn't have so many fights to fight. To make matters worse, they even had a fierce fight with the shiny ancient giants of the shrimps, although that There were very few boys who survived a battle, but those who survived all gave a thumbs up and said they were satisfied.

The orcs carried and carried them and beat them over the big Waaagh! The boys were placed on a high mountain of garbage, gathered around, and listened to them tell awesome stories.

Now this Waaagh! It's getting more and more interesting. After fighting for a whole year, boys all over the world know that if you want to have a good fight, you can go back to those boys who don't know anything and are stupid. If they tell awesome stories, you have to go to an iron den called Ha Di's Death, where there are some of the most capable shrimps on this stone ball.

Wu Guhad of the Snakebite tribe, the bloodiest, most reckless and strongest boss under Uncle Bone, was also sent over, vowing to take down this iron nest where the enemy would die, after all, their Waaagh! There are still so many places to break up, how can we just indulge in a small nest of shrimps?

Easily blocking the weak hot clicks of the shrimps with his strong muscles, and using his power claws to smash one and chop a few into pieces, Wu Guhad and his boys faced the enemy with iron fists. Rushing into the depths of the nest, those shrimps are indeed different from the cowards in other places.

One by one, they stood at their posts and fired hard with the hot guns in their hands, instead of imitating those shameful things and running back with their guns in hand. Wu Guhad didn't even bother to chase those things. It's not interesting at all. Cutting rocks with your power claw is more fun than chasing them.

"Boys! We're going to smash these shrimp's heads in! And then raze their iron nests to the ground! Just for the sake of fury! Waaagh!"

Under the leadership of Wu Guhad, the boys behind him were all shouting and screaming like they were on steroids. Their muscles were swollen, and they were running rampant in the Imperial Army's line. They lacked the ability to stop laser guns. Completely unable to stop their attack.

Wu Guhad saw a good shrimp that made his blood boil and his appetite whet his appetite. This feeling even made his somewhat dull mind think in an instant that he should go to that ass restaurant after today's battle. Eat grilled mushrooms.

A "Shocking Stomach" was standing in front of him, with his iconic black and red coat, big-brimmed hat, and a cold face without any fear. Wu Guhad had already known these "Shocking Stomachs" from a smart guy with his 60 teeth. It has the benefits of "stomach", strengthens the stomach and activates the muscles and bones, making it a good opponent for the orcs' leisure and entertainment.

He threw the gun in his hand to the ground and moved his power claws. We pure men from the snake demon tribe have never liked those high-tech rags made by technicians. They are unstable and unpleasant to play. For A rare "stomach shaker" is most comfortable only when he fights with his big claws.

"Don't even fight with me! As for you, you little brat, get behind me!"

Ebonhad's claws were itching unbearably and he longed for a fight.