Traveling through the Warhammer world, but I didn’t cry.

A strange fragrance entered Lin Fan's nose, but the body temperature of his hands was not high, and even a little cold.

Is it the sauce? Lin Fan didn't think so. If Slaanesh knew that her demon had done such a thing, the sauce would definitely be broken into pieces and thrown into the porridge.

That might be Slaanesh himself. Thinking of this, Lin Fan started to tease him. He wanted to tease Slaanesh who came.

"Oh! Who could this be! With such smooth and round hands and such a beautiful voice, it must be Elena!"

"..."

There was no human voice. Instead, a voiceless restlessness filled with resentment and jealousy emerged behind Lin Fan, just like the noise broadcast by an old TV that had cut off the signal.

"Oh! If it's not Elena, who could it be? Manas? Avril? Yuna?"

Lin Fan kept saying the name, and he didn't know whose name it was, but he felt that the hands covering his eyes had become much looser.

He suddenly felt uneasy. This terrifying uneasiness made Lin Fan's intention to continue teasing Slaanesh a lot less. The expression of Slaanesh behind him became extremely terrifying and abnormal.

The expression on that face was distorted to an extreme look that no living thing could create. There was only one eye staring at the back of Lin Fan's head under the pure black face.

Slaanesh's expression may have been like this at that time (Blue channel, everyone who loves watching monster core probably knows it)

"Ahem...I know you are Slaanesh, are you okay? Shouldn't I be joking with you?"

Lin Fan's apologetic voice came, and Slaanesh's expression returned. The terrifying shadows and uneasy high-frequency noises behind him also disappeared, replaced by a bright smile.

"I knew my dear would never forget me~"

Slaanesh hugged Lin Fan and smelled Lin Fan's scent with his nose.

Lin Fan also gently stroked Slaanesh's long white hair, "Are you a projection?"

"Well, I came here through Sha Sike's body."

"Oh, what was that noise about?"

"...If you forget me, I will destroy all the worlds..."

Lin Fan looked at Slaanesh's serious look and coughed a few times. He felt that Slaanesh must have been angry just now, "No, I will not forget you. The smell on your body is so unique, who can be like you?" The fragrance?”

"Hee hee~" Slaanesh sounded very happy. She rubbed Lin Fan's cheek and wanted to kiss his cheek, but she gave up thinking that this body was worthy of Sha Si.

"So what do you think about the women around me? I mean possessive and stuff?"

"I don't have an opinion. I don't have an opinion about the men or animals around you? Is there anything strange about it?"

Lin Fan looked at Slaanesh's confused look and realized that this god might not have the concept of gender. This was fine, as long as Slaanesh didn't act like a yandere and kill everyone who was close to him.

"So if you don't have a gender, then other gods don't have a gender either?"

"Of course not. We are gods with unified rules, which is different from the gods that divide pots and pans."

Seeing Slaanesh curling her lips and taunting her, Lin Fan knew that she was complaining about the Eldar gods who were divided into small and complex parts.

"Of course the thoughts in the mortal world will more or less affect how the gods appear in front of them. Just like if some women pray to me, I will appear as a man, and if some men pray to me, I will appear as a man. Appearing as a woman. Of course, there are men begging for men, women begging for women, and others begging for dolphins, ponies, and the like.”

“Do you respond every time?”

"Hehehe~" Slaanesh covered his mouth and laughed softly, "How is it possible? Not all prayers are answered by me. Of course, there are some idiots who don't know their own abilities and call me every day, which makes me upset."

Slaanesh began to tell Lin Fan an example. A certain mortal believed that he was the chosen one, the favored one of Chaos, and sacrificed all his relatives and the people of the planet in order to be among the people of Slaanesh.

"In the end, I exchanged his soul. You don't know that the hundreds of millions of souls he collected were replaced by a wonderful expression in a plastic basin. It was so interesting!"

Seeing Slaanesh laughing and joking, Lin Fan knew how much horrific death and torture was omitted in this laughter. Sighing, at least Slaanesh was a little bit more normal now than before. That's also a big improvement.

"So since you are interchangeable, what about the Emperor?"

"Emperor? Hmm~" Slaanesh frowned and began to think about this issue, "The Emperor should be a male. This does have a clear gender..."

call! Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the world was not so heretical.

"But I can't say for sure about the God Emperor... The four-armed God Emperor? The Bodhisattva God Emperor? Compassionate and merciful? You must know that in the concept of gods, those related to this kind are usually matrilineal gods..."

Lin Fan choked on his saliva a few times in shock, and Slaanesh patted his back with concern, "So the God-Emperor can be female, is there anything strange about it?"

"No, no, no, no, my thoughts are too dirty..."

Lin Fan waved his hand. The image of a tall and indifferent female God Emperor was already lingering in his mind. He shouldn't ask about such things.

"So what's going on in the Warp now? The Emperor and I have been losing signal."

"Oh~ I just saw the God Emperor and Tzeentch playing cards on the way here secretly."

"play cards?"

"Yes, they sometimes play cards, and sometimes they invite other people to play cards together, such as the fraudster and the clown who stole from me."

"All right..."

Lin Fan felt absurd when he heard about the subspace chess and card room, but when he thought about it carefully, it wasn't too outrageous. After all, in the competition between the gods, the entire universe is their chess game, and it is nothing more than seeing who has the better cards.

Maybe they are just trying to get into trouble when they fight.

Tzeentch took out four big demons and overwhelmed the audience with one bomb.

Then the God-Emperor took out four hundred Gray Knights, and then used a big bomb to cover it, and the cycle started again and again, to see who could be exhausted first.

While Lin Fan was thinking about it, in the waves of subspace, exactly as Slaanesh said, the God-Emperor and Tzeentch were playing cards.

The treacherous man smiled strangely. He pointed at the face of the God-Emperor with his arms that transformed into infinity and then contracted into one. "Look at you! You have turned into a mother! I believe that the original body and the others are happy to drink breast milk!"

The God-Emperor was not angry either, but his voice did become that of a woman, carrying her unique cold and sacred flavor as she taunted Tzeentch.

"I wonder if those big demons were dropped by your eggs. Are there any dead eggs? I can borrow a pot from Nurgle to fry a plate of eggs."

"Tch! I'll cover five thousand cards and the round is over." Tzeentch shook his head and just put the cards in his hand on the table. Indeed, for gods like them, gender is changeable and has no importance. sex.

Back to reality, Slaanesh hugged Lin Fan's arm. She thought of Lin Fan's sad face and sighed, and hoped to help him solve his difficulties.

"It's very difficult now. There has been too much fighting on this planet, many facilities have been damaged, and our food reserves cannot last long. Soon this planet will fall into famine."

"So you need food?"

"What? Do you have any idea?"

"Hmm~" Slaanesh thought for a while and gave her solution, "How about creating a ritual formation that belongs to me, and then I can send food from other planets here through the ritual formation, I can call me Collect more from my men.”

"Won't it be corrupted? Can your food still be edible after it has traveled through the waves of subspace?"

"You can use the jewelry around your neck to purify it. There should be no problem."

"What about the ritual formation? Doesn't your ritual formation have to be bloody thorns and soy milk all over the floor? Do I have to have a planet-level party?"

"Hahaha~ You are really interesting. We can change the idea, for example, to induce emotional fluctuations on this planet."

"Oh?" When Slaanesh said this, Lin Fan immediately became interested. He was also curious about how Slaanesh would take action.

"This planet is so desperate and emotionally depressing, it's perfect for attracting that damn fat man Nurgle..."

"...If Nurgle comes, this planet will really suffer..."

"No, no, no, dear, we can trick Nurgle, that is, let him send out a few soldiers and generals to fight this despair to the end."

Slaanesh's eyes moved around a few times. She had already imagined how to seduce Nurgle's fat men to bless the world.

"Let's pave the way for small despair first, and then pave the way for big despair. There is a sect that believes in me on this planet. We can use this sect to induce small despair first, and then..."

"Then we still need to point to a person who must accept hope after despair. Can such intense emotional fluctuations create a rift, and is it not so crazy and disgusting?"

"That's it~ My dear, you are so smart~"

"Then who's responsible? Me?"

"You can't. You don't have a subspace projection, and your emotions will disperse when they are pointed at you. My suggestion is to create a saint."

"saint?"

"Yes, let Shasi become a saint! Then she can bear and use this power!"

Lin Fan stared at Slaanesh blankly. This bold plan was beyond what he could have imagined.

A great demon of Slaanesh, under the arrangement of Slaanesh, became a saint of the empire, wiped out the perverted Slaanesh sect, and expelled Nurgle who was inspired by despair...

This must be a saint, there is no need to run away.

The desperate people regained hope, and Shasike also gained enough power to open up teleportation rifts across the galaxy, allowing Slaanesh to send in scarce food.

"Then the last question is, how to solve Nurgle's disgusting blessing? Those corrupt and disgusting things will turn the people of this planet into zombies."

"It's okay, it's okay, a viral plague created by a little Nurgle demon, a group of little demons at the cellular level, I just dispersed it. Then I just have to say something to that fat guy Nurgle. Although the residents of this ball are disgusting. It’s a bit disgusting, but fortunately they can survive and they can recover when hope and despair are reversed.”

"...Well, I can only try this. It seems that I am going to be raped."

The evil gods seen by the protagonist have probably been subjectively corrected (illustrations from the Holy Scriptures). Otherwise, judging from the background, these things are not much different from indescribable.